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tablemaker.zone
The Maker of Tables Esq
@tablemaker.zone
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Getting more awkward by the day
My bullshit is my own
Embark with me to oblivion, they have great burritos
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Dont forget to make it purr
Pink packaging of some kind of over the counter performance enhancing candy or whatever they are that is targeted to vagina owners that reads in big letters “pink pussycat” with smaller white text on the top that reads “make your pussy cat purrrr”
June 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
tablemaker.zone
This one I just don’t get 💀
Bumper sticker on a car that reads “This Man Ate My Son”, referring to the Ted Cruz meme. However, the picture is not of Ted Cruz, but instead of a realistically drawn figure with white hair, smiling, holding a dagger and wearing a shirt with a higher collar that is red and blue with gold frills with an American flag as the background.
June 15, 2025 at 1:21 PM
tablemaker.zone
Why they look so drinkable though!?!?!?
A bunch of bottles of subway dressing but they look like drink bottles in the most garish almost uniform green with little windows showing the dressing. The caps and shape of the bottle give off the look as if they could be visibly confused with an actual bottle of drink
June 12, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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May 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
tablemaker.zone
Art is neat
May 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM