Compression Artifact With Tits
@symtrkl.at.app.wafrn.net
That chick with the QR code for a face.
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Came here to shitpost like "anything big happening on bsky? ceo still got all her hinges?"
But now I just want to bitch about having to split an answer to a technical question into multiple posts because they wanted to mimic Twitter in every way possible and that's why BSky is a toxic trash fire.
But now I just want to bitch about having to split an answer to a technical question into multiple posts because they wanted to mimic Twitter in every way possible and that's why BSky is a toxic trash fire.
October 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Came here to shitpost like "anything big happening on bsky? ceo still got all her hinges?"
But now I just want to bitch about having to split an answer to a technical question into multiple posts because they wanted to mimic Twitter in every way possible and that's why BSky is a toxic trash fire.
But now I just want to bitch about having to split an answer to a technical question into multiple posts because they wanted to mimic Twitter in every way possible and that's why BSky is a toxic trash fire.
Reposted by Compression Artifact With Tits
the further we get from having to flip a bank of switches one by one to turn devices on or off, the further we stray from the blessed light of a loving god(s)
I realize this is a very millennial complaint but I do not like how resistant many devices are nowadays to being turned all the way off. I do not want to put my gaming system into “sleep mode” or “rest mode” or “standby mode” or whatever they’re calling it, I want it to be OFF until I use it again.
September 28, 2025 at 6:55 AM
the further we get from having to flip a bank of switches one by one to turn devices on or off, the further we stray from the blessed light of a loving god(s)
wafrn benefit: when i post here sometimes fedi users send emoji reacts
really takes the sting out of staying plugged into the bsky trash fire for the four-ish people there i actually want to keep in touch with
really takes the sting out of staying plugged into the bsky trash fire for the four-ish people there i actually want to keep in touch with
September 28, 2025 at 6:49 AM
wafrn benefit: when i post here sometimes fedi users send emoji reacts
really takes the sting out of staying plugged into the bsky trash fire for the four-ish people there i actually want to keep in touch with
really takes the sting out of staying plugged into the bsky trash fire for the four-ish people there i actually want to keep in touch with
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dana terrace: i didn't really intend for this character to be a trans woman but you're free to headcanon her as one
a concerning amount of people for some reason: You Are Literally Ron DeSantis For This
a concerning amount of people for some reason: You Are Literally Ron DeSantis For This
September 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
dana terrace: i didn't really intend for this character to be a trans woman but you're free to headcanon her as one
a concerning amount of people for some reason: You Are Literally Ron DeSantis For This
a concerning amount of people for some reason: You Are Literally Ron DeSantis For This
well this simplifies the problem of me wanting to do inktober but almost certainly going back to the job that neuters any spoons and free time i might have halfway through the month
For those unaware:
The guy who created Inktober tried to trademark the concept, and would DMCA and Copyright Strike people selling their own Inktober Collections without paying him royalties
The guy who created Inktober tried to trademark the concept, and would DMCA and Copyright Strike people selling their own Inktober Collections without paying him royalties
An important PSA from Batman
September 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
well this simplifies the problem of me wanting to do inktober but almost certainly going back to the job that neuters any spoons and free time i might have halfway through the month
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September 24, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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Shout out to all the Weird Girls tonight. Rough time to be one of us but I assure you that you are not alone
September 23, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Shout out to all the Weird Girls tonight. Rough time to be one of us but I assure you that you are not alone
Fun fact, if I do write this story the big reveal is going to be that hell was never a real place and that they subconsciously chose their own torment because deep down they know that they're liars and charlatans.
Okay hear me out. The rapture, but they go to hell instead.
Claiming to believe in god turns out to be a binding contract and it's a pass/fail test.
Maybe give the two or three honest Christians left behind a divine vision so they know they didn't fuck up, because it would be mean otherwise.
Claiming to believe in god turns out to be a binding contract and it's a pass/fail test.
Maybe give the two or three honest Christians left behind a divine vision so they know they didn't fuck up, because it would be mean otherwise.
September 22, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Fun fact, if I do write this story the big reveal is going to be that hell was never a real place and that they subconsciously chose their own torment because deep down they know that they're liars and charlatans.
Okay hear me out. The rapture, but they go to hell instead.
Claiming to believe in god turns out to be a binding contract and it's a pass/fail test.
Maybe give the two or three honest Christians left behind a divine vision so they know they didn't fuck up, because it would be mean otherwise.
Claiming to believe in god turns out to be a binding contract and it's a pass/fail test.
Maybe give the two or three honest Christians left behind a divine vision so they know they didn't fuck up, because it would be mean otherwise.
September 22, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Okay hear me out. The rapture, but they go to hell instead.
Claiming to believe in god turns out to be a binding contract and it's a pass/fail test.
Maybe give the two or three honest Christians left behind a divine vision so they know they didn't fuck up, because it would be mean otherwise.
Claiming to believe in god turns out to be a binding contract and it's a pass/fail test.
Maybe give the two or three honest Christians left behind a divine vision so they know they didn't fuck up, because it would be mean otherwise.
This but it's like the good place and we've just been happily self-governing without realizing that no one had been good enough to do politics for hundreds of years.
Here’s an idea - politicians have to apply for a licence to practice politics, renewed every 5 years. If you are found to have been a key architect of a disastrous decision which has made the country measurably poorer, that’s one of the criteria through which the licence can be revoked.
September 22, 2025 at 11:43 AM
This but it's like the good place and we've just been happily self-governing without realizing that no one had been good enough to do politics for hundreds of years.
It is so odd posting here and realizing how different my expected audiences on BSky and fedi are. Which, on the balance, means I'll probably be significantly less of a jerk to the BSky users than I might otherwise be.
September 22, 2025 at 4:42 AM
It is so odd posting here and realizing how different my expected audiences on BSky and fedi are. Which, on the balance, means I'll probably be significantly less of a jerk to the BSky users than I might otherwise be.
I'm not going to apologize for the odd little ceremony of renaming the other account "Compression Artifact" before changing this account's name from that to "Compression Artifact With Tits."
After having to look at every skeeb I blocked one by one in order to block them here, I deserve this.
After having to look at every skeeb I blocked one by one in order to block them here, I deserve this.
September 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I'm not going to apologize for the odd little ceremony of renaming the other account "Compression Artifact" before changing this account's name from that to "Compression Artifact With Tits."
After having to look at every skeeb I blocked one by one in order to block them here, I deserve this.
After having to look at every skeeb I blocked one by one in order to block them here, I deserve this.
oh beans i need to replicate all my blocks from bsky *and* fedi
hollow knight still paused in the background on my laptop looking at me all sad around the corner of firefox
hollow knight still paused in the background on my laptop looking at me all sad around the corner of firefox
September 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
oh beans i need to replicate all my blocks from bsky *and* fedi
hollow knight still paused in the background on my laptop looking at me all sad around the corner of firefox
hollow knight still paused in the background on my laptop looking at me all sad around the corner of firefox
Curiouser and curiouser, that one showed up just fine.
Annoyingly, it showed up to the account I was using to test how blocking federates, but none of that account's interactions have made their way back here...
Annoyingly, it showed up to the account I was using to test how blocking federates, but none of that account's interactions have made their way back here...
September 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Curiouser and curiouser, that one showed up just fine.
Annoyingly, it showed up to the account I was using to test how blocking federates, but none of that account's interactions have made their way back here...
Annoyingly, it showed up to the account I was using to test how blocking federates, but none of that account's interactions have made their way back here...
If one must test a quote, why not use a surprisingly good post?
RE: https://mastodon.online/users/Gargron/statuses/105240716179059067
RE: https://mastodon.online/users/Gargron/statuses/105240716179059067
September 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
If one must test a quote, why not use a surprisingly good post?
RE: https://mastodon.online/users/Gargron/statuses/105240716179059067
RE: https://mastodon.online/users/Gargron/statuses/105240716179059067
Want to test out some minutia of quote posts federating to BSky, and it says a lot about that network that I'm looking for a Gargron post because I don't want to potentially push a friend's post to that network...
September 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Want to test out some minutia of quote posts federating to BSky, and it says a lot about that network that I'm looking for a Gargron post because I don't want to potentially push a friend's post to that network...
Uh oh I think BSky did ban this account. :neobot_laugh_tears:
September 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Uh oh I think BSky did ban this account. :neobot_laugh_tears:
I wish ill on JKR.
Will Bsky ban this account? *Can* they ban this account? 😈
Will Bsky ban this account? *Can* they ban this account? 😈
August 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I wish ill on JKR.
Will Bsky ban this account? *Can* they ban this account? 😈
Will Bsky ban this account? *Can* they ban this account? 😈
cc @lextheconartist.bsky.social
btw Toxpsychology is amazing 🤘
RE: https://anarres.family/users/SymTrkl/statuses/115034041246357152
btw Toxpsychology is amazing 🤘
RE: https://anarres.family/users/SymTrkl/statuses/115034041246357152
August 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
cc @lextheconartist.bsky.social
btw Toxpsychology is amazing 🤘
RE: https://anarres.family/users/SymTrkl/statuses/115034041246357152
btw Toxpsychology is amazing 🤘
RE: https://anarres.family/users/SymTrkl/statuses/115034041246357152
"I want to tag Shaenon about this Narbonic joke, but I don't have a BSky any more..."
But that's kinda what I made this alt for, so...
But that's kinda what I made this alt for, so...
April 20, 2025 at 7:10 AM
"I want to tag Shaenon about this Narbonic joke, but I don't have a BSky any more..."
But that's kinda what I made this alt for, so...
But that's kinda what I made this alt for, so...
"Those devils have **Foot!?**"
cc @shaenon.bsky.social
RE: https://anarres.family/users/SymTrkl/statuses/114369005264213454
cc @shaenon.bsky.social
RE: https://anarres.family/users/SymTrkl/statuses/114369005264213454
April 20, 2025 at 7:08 AM
"Those devils have **Foot!?**"
cc @shaenon.bsky.social
RE: https://anarres.family/users/SymTrkl/statuses/114369005264213454
cc @shaenon.bsky.social
RE: https://anarres.family/users/SymTrkl/statuses/114369005264213454