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Sylvie Helstaff
@sylviehelstaff.bsky.social
They/Them 💖💜💙
🔞 Monster Romance author/artist.
100% human-made art and writing only.
🚫NO GenAI🚫
Latest novel: Lust and Found, ebook and paperback NOW AVAILABLE!
https://sylviehelstaff.com/
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It's Sapphic September and also my birthday month!

What a lovely time to add some hot queer cannibal mermaids to your TBR 💜😱 🌈💜 💙📚

Did I mention there's body horror IN the smut?
#monsterromance #sapphicseptember

Direct from me: helstaffbooks.com
Your fav book retailer: books2read.com/u/m2AQE7
Need an Eat the Rich, Good for Her, Supporting Women's Wrongs horrormance novelette with man-eating lesbian mermaids to add to your TBR?

Then I have good news!

SWIM WITH ME, DARLING releases 9/14 and you can preorder it now! sylviehelstaff.com/swim-with-me...

💜😱 🌈💜 💙📚 #monsterromance #sapphic
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Hey! Reminder again that MERCY is up for two Sultry Listeners Awards! It would mean a lot to me if we could maybe snag a win for Curtis and Lance for their hard work!

www.sultrylisteners.com/p/voting.html
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Authors beware: ClaimsHero is urging authors to opt out of the Anthropic settlement in order to file their own separate lawsuit. Except this outfit has no federal or state court experience with class-action suits. And the judge has called them a fraud.
Predatory Opt-Out Scheme ClaimsHero Targets Anthropic Settlement Participants: What Authors Need to Know - The Authors Guild
In recent weeks, a third-party law firm, ClaimsHero, has launched an aggressive online campaign urging authors to opt out of the Bartz v. Anthropic copyright settlement. ClaimsHero—which has no litiga...
authorsguild.org
November 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
At the beginning of HOUND FOR HELL, Tristen has fucked around (tried to exorcise the wrong person) and is about to find out (be taught the error of his ways by a fallen angel) though Zophiel's methods may be a bit unorthodox.

#monsterromance #wip #wipsnips
November 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
When you’re trying to get some writing done, but the dog is staring at you like this 😂 guess it’s dog-petting hours instead
November 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Friends, this is a low hanging boycott action.

Similar to Hulu and Disney+ actions.

You can help turn the tide and it will make other platforms think twice.

The working class has much more power than they think.
Spotify is helping ICE recruit more agents to infringe our rights and terrorize our communities. Stop paying for or using the app until Spotify stops running ads for ICE: indivisible.org/cancel-spotify?source=bluesky
November 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Support striking workers. Don’t buy Starbucks.
@sbworkersunited.org have launched the biggest open-ended strike in Starbucks history, fighting for fair wages and against unfair labor practices. We all need to stand in solidarity with striking workers. DON'T BUY STARBUCKS FOR THE DURATION OF THE STRIKE. #NoContractNoCoffee
November 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Rainy evening reading: delving into the art of book for Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein. This book is a TOME. I adored the movie and it is an absolute feast of gorgeous design, so excited to stare at all the details in this lovely giant book.
November 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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A place of honor and goodness. A bastion of hope. A lighthouse in the long dark. A pillar of the community. YOUR LOCAL LIBRARY, BABY!!!
November 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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ARTISTS! You can DISABLE this feature! Protect yourself and don't assume that you're safe if you're an sfw artist!
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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This is a really vulnerable time for paypro call centers. It's already been reported that Mastercard is stressed by our persistence

I know we're all busy around this time too but let's fire the engines 🔥
#SaveSpeech

starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!

stop-paypros.neocities.org
November 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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allegiance always to the pornographers and the freaks. consider making a call to mastercard, visa etc in the run-up to big spending season, more info about how to do this at the link
November 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Did you know? This is still going on! I've heard people are being shorted their SNAP benefits and that the gov't is trying more bullshit. Keep donating to your food pantries!

docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
Food Bank Donations for eBooks
docs.google.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Just some little guys.
November 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Women want one thing*, and it’s disgusting.

*to join a man-eating lesbian mermaid polycule

sylviehelstaff.com/swim-with-me...
💜😱 🌈💜 💙📚
November 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
😭😭😭 This is so good
friends and the importance of head pats

#frankenstein
November 19, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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🚨 Yet again Ted Cruz and Steve Scalise are trying to sneak in a moratorium on state GenAi legislation.

If passed states can no longer enact laws for transparency, child safety, privacy, environmental protection etc.

We got 3 days to stop this. Call now!

www.senate.gov/senators/sen...
November 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
A ghost threw toast at me once, so I’m team ghost all the way.

A haunted house is just a house that comes with built in friends.
do you believe in ghosts or are you like me, a person who finds themself saying all the time “I absolutely don’t believe in ghosts, but this place has ghosts.”
November 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
You ever feel like a big fin squid crammed inside a mannequin?

LIke your flesh prison is too small, you’re not sure why you’re here, and you yearn to float ominous and free in the depths, uncursed by the knowledge of what a fiscal year is

No?

Well, sorry I’ve been quiet lately, I’ve been a squid
a jellyfish with long tentacles is floating in the dark
Alt: a squid with long tentacles is floating in the dark
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Artists! Quote with your 💛 yellow 💛 art!
November 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.

Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
Submit a Claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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Got reminded that I drew this thing I saw so many draw.
November 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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harpy in watercolor, 2024
October 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Day 17 of #xenovember ! #darkart the #timelapse will be in the replies
November 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM