Flex Beneke
@sycamotree.bsky.social
I'm 30
Detroit sports, Mavericks, LA Rams, UMich, anime, video games, the usual
Detroit sports, Mavericks, LA Rams, UMich, anime, video games, the usual
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Most of yall got fearful avoidant attachment style but are so far gone romanticizing your own toxic behaviors you’ve convinced yourself that your the prize.
y'all not real lovers and that's all I'm going to say.
July 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Most of yall got fearful avoidant attachment style but are so far gone romanticizing your own toxic behaviors you’ve convinced yourself that your the prize.
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I'm old enough for 21 year old women to be attractive but too young to date and that shit is irritating tf out of me lmao
March 9, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I'm old enough for 21 year old women to be attractive but too young to date and that shit is irritating tf out of me lmao
It's this white dude in the office pandering hard af to these black girls in here lmao. It's funny af to watch
February 6, 2025 at 12:53 PM
It's this white dude in the office pandering hard af to these black girls in here lmao. It's funny af to watch
Spicy Nacho Doritos are the best chips on Earth
January 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Spicy Nacho Doritos are the best chips on Earth
Me browsing the bird app for half an hour and getting rate limited is why I hate Elon Musk lol
January 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Me browsing the bird app for half an hour and getting rate limited is why I hate Elon Musk lol
Happy New Year Skyline. Yall be blessed.
January 1, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Happy New Year Skyline. Yall be blessed.
I wish I was into white girls, I would have a much better social experience at this bar every week lol
December 24, 2024 at 6:13 AM
I wish I was into white girls, I would have a much better social experience at this bar every week lol
Why I slide on this nurse and she like 10 years older than I thought she was, and married lol. I'm thoroughly embarrassed for the night
December 14, 2024 at 10:33 AM
Why I slide on this nurse and she like 10 years older than I thought she was, and married lol. I'm thoroughly embarrassed for the night
I don't know if I'm just high but I feel like everybody keep staring at me lol
December 5, 2024 at 11:40 PM
I don't know if I'm just high but I feel like everybody keep staring at me lol
Do you know how crazy it is to have ass in disposable scrubs?!
December 5, 2024 at 12:09 PM
Do you know how crazy it is to have ass in disposable scrubs?!
It just occurred to me that this means SZA opening for Kendrick. I don't think I'd normally pay for sza tickets but I'd like to see her so even more reason to go
December 5, 2024 at 4:32 AM
It just occurred to me that this means SZA opening for Kendrick. I don't think I'd normally pay for sza tickets but I'd like to see her so even more reason to go
Maybe it's just my skyline but I feel like Bluesky mostly people 25-40 lol. But I fuck with it
December 2, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Maybe it's just my skyline but I feel like Bluesky mostly people 25-40 lol. But I fuck with it
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26 - 35. Not set in stone tho. Not opposed to getting a sugar momma if these tariffs start making shit hard 😂
December 2, 2024 at 3:08 AM
26 - 35. Not set in stone tho. Not opposed to getting a sugar momma if these tariffs start making shit hard 😂
Ohio State so fuckin sorry lmaooo
November 30, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Ohio State so fuckin sorry lmaooo
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Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with someone you actually like
November 28, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with someone you actually like
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Dear my fellow millennials,
Get off the Lil Wayne nostalgia. He is who he is in 2024. This ain’t the guy from 2004-2009.
Get off the Lil Wayne nostalgia. He is who he is in 2024. This ain’t the guy from 2004-2009.
November 28, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Dear my fellow millennials,
Get off the Lil Wayne nostalgia. He is who he is in 2024. This ain’t the guy from 2004-2009.
Get off the Lil Wayne nostalgia. He is who he is in 2024. This ain’t the guy from 2004-2009.
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Another thing when y’all say “if they aren’t texting back; they don’t like you.”
I don’t like that because I might like you but I have ADHD, probably on bluesky, things to do, tasks to half way complete, my dog probably begging, had too much caffeine, I’m overstimulated, overthink, & overwhelmed!
I don’t like that because I might like you but I have ADHD, probably on bluesky, things to do, tasks to half way complete, my dog probably begging, had too much caffeine, I’m overstimulated, overthink, & overwhelmed!
November 27, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Another thing when y’all say “if they aren’t texting back; they don’t like you.”
I don’t like that because I might like you but I have ADHD, probably on bluesky, things to do, tasks to half way complete, my dog probably begging, had too much caffeine, I’m overstimulated, overthink, & overwhelmed!
I don’t like that because I might like you but I have ADHD, probably on bluesky, things to do, tasks to half way complete, my dog probably begging, had too much caffeine, I’m overstimulated, overthink, & overwhelmed!
How did I sleep 12 hours and I'm still exhausted?
November 27, 2024 at 9:58 AM
How did I sleep 12 hours and I'm still exhausted?
To this day I can't believe anyone much less Drake really looked at Kendrick Lamar and thought "yeah, that's who I should beef with"
November 27, 2024 at 8:13 AM
To this day I can't believe anyone much less Drake really looked at Kendrick Lamar and thought "yeah, that's who I should beef with"
Dominoes ez
Spades, Dominoes or LCR?
November 25, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Dominoes ez
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THIS RLY BEEN ME SINCE KENDRICK DROPPED 😭😂💯
November 25, 2024 at 6:28 PM
THIS RLY BEEN ME SINCE KENDRICK DROPPED 😭😂💯
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