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kdarling.bsky.social
Skeet shooter ♌️
@kdarling.bsky.social
Bringing peace and joy to your skyline, one skeet at a time. A little menace behavior sprinkled in.

Sun Kissed
Chocolate dipped
The most I paid for my apartment between 1999-2003 was $125. It was based on income and I was a working college student. Landlord did monthly inspections and didn't tolerate any foolishness. I stayed put until I graduated and moved away. The good ole days, I'm glad I experienced them.
peoples rent really used to be under 1000 at one point 😭 it’s crazy we’ll never see them numbers again
November 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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I’m doing Christmas sessions yall! Get in those matching pajamas or suits and dresses! Get your bae, your hubby, your wifey, your lil yeah, your kiddos, or just yourself ! Let’s shoot ! 📸📸📸
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Y'all stop talking to me so I can get ready for work.
November 11, 2025 at 12:05 PM
They look like they never filed a claim, so this tracks.
My wife and I pay for life insurance even though we have never died. I pay for fire insurance even though my house has never burned down. That's not because we want to throw money at insurance companies. It's because THAT'S HOW INSURANCE WORKS.
November 11, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Happy Veterans Day to all the amazing people who sacrificed so much for us!! I hope you feel loved and appreciated, not just today, but every day.
November 11, 2025 at 11:59 AM
They be over there worried about everything but what they need to worry about.
More than 15 Senate Democrats join GOP to advance nationwide ban on hemp products, including CBD gummies,
oh the paul amendment is going down 78-22
November 11, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I keep seeing the dating app discussion again. You've been warned but sometimes you have to see if the fire is hot for yourself.

I joined on accident (I thought BLK was a new social media site). Ended up meeting someone that almost ruined my life. Just be careful!
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Plot twist: you discover she doesn't watch porn...at all. She just *thinks* like that.
Now they scared and in the corner thinking about "who taught you this"
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Being the oldest is not for the faint of heart
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
When I find out someone's testing me or playing games, I'm gone fail everytime. Go play all them games round yonder!
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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I ain’t finna do no arg’n in a relationship, baby. Whatever it is you THINK you finna raise your voice about w/me? Don’t even bother cause you right. You win! I’ll see myself out.
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
He's better than me, I would've called in sick everyday.
People are blaming Megan Thee Stallion for Klay Thompson’s performance on the court as if he’s not a 35 year old athlete…
Be fucking for real.
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
If he dont get his grand rising Pillsbury Doughboy tale on lol
That man really sat in the car and told me that saying “weekend” is speaking a spell over yourself. You’ll be weakened 🤣🤣🤣

Then he said you gotta do your research
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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They weren't lying when they said you wake up one day and just don't care anymore. No warning, no dramatic shift, just a quiet, almost peaceful detachment.
November 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
She is a 🧚‍♀️, with a fatty
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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A simple “I appreciate you” can give a man strength money can’t buy. Speak life into your king always.
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I already know who this is about without scrolling up. He works my last nerve!
I’m all for people making their money however they see fit but I’m also for people not having to deal with him and his bullshit while they are out to eat 🤷‍♂️
November 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Not everything thrown at you is meant to be caught. Your peace is not their playground. Treat it as sacred. You don't have to engage in arguments you're invited to. There's power in saying nothing when they want you loud. They want a reaction, not resolution. That's the trap. 1/2
November 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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I don’t need to be needed, but I would like to be chosen over & over again…
November 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
November 10, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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I got a show in Alexandria next week Friday too. Crystal City Sports Bar in the upstairs theater. 8pm
November 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM
It's only fitting for my anniversary week. My first Skirckle, thanks for rocking with me!! 💪🏾😍💙
November 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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*fine man
All I need is a vacation with a fine woman, a couple of thousands of dollars and a vacation with good food and drinks
November 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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I love when conversations just naturally flow. It’s truly amazing.
November 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
They're hopeful their getting what they voted for.

*narrator* He aint giving out a 🤬 thang!
niggas better not start coonin out over them stimulus checks again 😒
November 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM