Witch Problems
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Prometheus had the first hot take.
The bedrock zoological principle of children's books is that sheep go "baa!" and goats go "maa!"
November 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The bedrock zoological principle of children's books is that sheep go "baa!" and goats go "maa!"
mama's family
What TV show had the best theme song?
October 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
mama's family
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Hey, the common loon called. Yeah, it was hauntingly beautiful
July 31, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Hey, the common loon called. Yeah, it was hauntingly beautiful
I shared an elevator with Sorrell Booke once. About a year later, I shared the same elevator with Hacksaw Jim Dugan.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I shared an elevator with Sorrell Booke once. About a year later, I shared the same elevator with Hacksaw Jim Dugan.
Etran de L'Aïr - Imouha (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Sahel Sounds
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June 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
A princess throws down her comb in the Forrest of Intransigence and it sprouts into a wall of slats. Baba Yaga is thwarted yet again.
May 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
A princess throws down her comb in the Forrest of Intransigence and it sprouts into a wall of slats. Baba Yaga is thwarted yet again.
The hobbits get rescued, but by Tom Barnaby instead of Tom Bombadil...
Is that anything?
Is that anything?
April 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The hobbits get rescued, but by Tom Barnaby instead of Tom Bombadil...
Is that anything?
Is that anything?
JD Vance wants to be a Connor but he'll always be a Duncan.
March 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
JD Vance wants to be a Connor but he'll always be a Duncan.
Don't get so fixated on Yog-Sothoth that you forget about Azathoth. That's a rookie mistake.
February 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Don't get so fixated on Yog-Sothoth that you forget about Azathoth. That's a rookie mistake.
Jason Alexander made some interesting choices for his audiobook reading of "Green Eggs and Ham."
February 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Jason Alexander made some interesting choices for his audiobook reading of "Green Eggs and Ham."
I saw a lady walking her dog, and the dog went to the bathroom, and I thought she was leaning over to scoop up the mess, but instead she stubbed out her cigarette in it, and suddenly I thought of Larkin's "Sad Steps.”
February 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I saw a lady walking her dog, and the dog went to the bathroom, and I thought she was leaning over to scoop up the mess, but instead she stubbed out her cigarette in it, and suddenly I thought of Larkin's "Sad Steps.”
the long chant that ye’ll find on page 751 of the complete edition
February 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
the long chant that ye’ll find on page 751 of the complete edition
I dreamed I was in a Saw-esque movie where the killer was going to kill my kid if I couldn't identify 20 songs based on snippets. I said, "I'll just Shazam that shit" and the ease of this solution woke me up.
February 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I dreamed I was in a Saw-esque movie where the killer was going to kill my kid if I couldn't identify 20 songs based on snippets. I said, "I'll just Shazam that shit" and the ease of this solution woke me up.
Häxan Ruby: in the pilot, Ruby sacrifices Max to Hecate. Gorgo, Mormo!
January 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Häxan Ruby: in the pilot, Ruby sacrifices Max to Hecate. Gorgo, Mormo!
The kind of hard-hitting journalism this republic needs.
January 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The kind of hard-hitting journalism this republic needs.
Satan is real but I am fake.
January 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Satan is real but I am fake.
Infernal, and earthy, and supernal Bombo, come!
Saint of streets, and brilliant one, that strays by night;
Foe of radiance, but friend and mate of gloom;
In howl of dogs rejoicing, and in crimson gore,
Wading 'mid corpses through tombs of lifeless dust,
Panting for blood; with fear convulsing men.
Saint of streets, and brilliant one, that strays by night;
Foe of radiance, but friend and mate of gloom;
In howl of dogs rejoicing, and in crimson gore,
Wading 'mid corpses through tombs of lifeless dust,
Panting for blood; with fear convulsing men.
January 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Infernal, and earthy, and supernal Bombo, come!
Saint of streets, and brilliant one, that strays by night;
Foe of radiance, but friend and mate of gloom;
In howl of dogs rejoicing, and in crimson gore,
Wading 'mid corpses through tombs of lifeless dust,
Panting for blood; with fear convulsing men.
Saint of streets, and brilliant one, that strays by night;
Foe of radiance, but friend and mate of gloom;
In howl of dogs rejoicing, and in crimson gore,
Wading 'mid corpses through tombs of lifeless dust,
Panting for blood; with fear convulsing men.
This guy in the library is basically the human cognate of the radish spirit in Spirited Away.
January 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
This guy in the library is basically the human cognate of the radish spirit in Spirited Away.
I feel as though Ginuwine probably should have a stiffer requirement than just being able to ride without even falling off.
January 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I feel as though Ginuwine probably should have a stiffer requirement than just being able to ride without even falling off.
Looks like some sort of witch cult has hung one of its grim fetishes in a tree on my block
December 21, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Looks like some sort of witch cult has hung one of its grim fetishes in a tree on my block
Every city on the fucking planet puts chairs out to mark parking spots. Every fucking ethnic group puts sewing supplies in Royal Dansk cookie tins. Stop fucking writing about it.
December 12, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Every city on the fucking planet puts chairs out to mark parking spots. Every fucking ethnic group puts sewing supplies in Royal Dansk cookie tins. Stop fucking writing about it.
Wet cement cellar
Cat prints! Where’s the nasty beast?
Sleeping on the couch
Cat prints! Where’s the nasty beast?
Sleeping on the couch
December 11, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Wet cement cellar
Cat prints! Where’s the nasty beast?
Sleeping on the couch
Cat prints! Where’s the nasty beast?
Sleeping on the couch
Humbaba was just trying to do his job.
December 11, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Humbaba was just trying to do his job.