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Prometheus had the first hot take.
Crazy that it's sweatier than the first one, which is set in a fucking rain forest
November 21, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Crazy that it's sweatier than the first one, which is set in a fucking rain forest
The Dunwich Horror is the most fun. The Color Out of Space is the scariest (by far). But my favorite is the Shadow Over Innsmouth. Maybe because it's the only Lovecraft story I can think of with a happy ending?
November 13, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The Dunwich Horror is the most fun. The Color Out of Space is the scariest (by far). But my favorite is the Shadow Over Innsmouth. Maybe because it's the only Lovecraft story I can think of with a happy ending?
Mrs. Primm and Lyle Crocodile are lovers.
October 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Mrs. Primm and Lyle Crocodile are lovers.
A big step pyramid should be erected on the National Mall and Potus must engage in annual bloodletting rituals (e.g., drawing nettles through a tongue or genital piercing) a la ancient Mesoamerican practice.
August 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
A big step pyramid should be erected on the National Mall and Potus must engage in annual bloodletting rituals (e.g., drawing nettles through a tongue or genital piercing) a la ancient Mesoamerican practice.
Double Feature: The Cat from Outer Space & Godzilla
May 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Double Feature: The Cat from Outer Space & Godzilla
What's up with that belt buckle?
March 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
What's up with that belt buckle?