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do you guys think the thing Meatloaf won't do for love is butt stuff?
March 13, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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David Jonsson will star in the lead role of Frank Ocean‘s directional debut film. 🎬

The project has begun shooting in Mexico City.
January 31, 2025 at 7:29 AM
From a non american perspective Topanga is an INSANE name for a person
January 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Dune Prophecy imo: The veteran actors are great but everything with just the youngsters feels a bit CW-y..
November 19, 2024 at 6:32 AM
so what do we think?
November 15, 2024 at 1:53 PM
everyone's insane Letterboxd stats are giving me anxiety. I've even been to a filmfestival this year I swear I like movies!
November 15, 2024 at 1:03 PM
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Me: It all started when I had an intrusive thought about tiramisu right as I was achieving climax. It was the best orgasm I’ve ever had and I’ve spent the last 15 years trying to recreate it. Now I’m not allowed within 100 ft of an Italian restaurant.
911 operator: Sir, do you have an emergency?
November 15, 2024 at 11:12 AM
My anus will do no such thing
Uranus will be in retrograde if you don’t follow Sorrowscopes! @sorrowscopes.bsky.social
A lot of very funny and talented people have written for Sorrowscopes over the years- here they are!
bsky.app/starter-pack...
November 15, 2024 at 10:40 AM
I just know the performances are gonna be unhinged
First look at Jennifer Lawrence and Robert Pattinson in Lynne Ramsay’s ‘DIE, MY LOVE’. 📷
November 15, 2024 at 7:20 AM
on second thought, why would I limit myself
Any solutions to not having to wake up in the morning that don't involve dying?
November 15, 2024 at 5:04 AM
Any solutions to not having to wake up in the morning that don't involve dying?
November 15, 2024 at 4:52 AM
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This is not parody. I mean, it is, but they actually did do it. theonion.com/heres-why-i-...
November 14, 2024 at 2:54 PM
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The biggest problem with finding another job is I don't want one
November 14, 2024 at 1:39 PM
what if by "box" Pandora meant her cooch?
November 14, 2024 at 1:32 PM
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When you stub your toe half way through dictating a quote for a van
November 14, 2024 at 11:41 AM
*Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened. ~Dr.Seuss

www.avclub.com/denzel-gladi...
Denzel says his Gladiator II gay kiss was cut: "I think they got chicken"
Denzel says his Gladiator II gay kiss was cut: "I think they got chicken"
www.avclub.com
November 14, 2024 at 7:47 AM
This cycle took me exactly 1(one) day
November 14, 2024 at 5:32 AM
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YOU ACTIVATE ONLY ONCE
November 14, 2024 at 5:22 AM
I'm talking WICKED press tour levels of crying here
It's snowing for the first time here. Mental decline incoming
November 13, 2024 at 6:34 PM
It's snowing for the first time here. Mental decline incoming
November 13, 2024 at 6:31 PM
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Calling them skeets is literally the best thing about this site, nerds. I'm skeeting right now. Skeeting all over your feed. Just a mountain of skeet. More skeet than you can catch
I really love Bluesky, but I’m not crazy about calling posts here “skeets.” I just looked up the word, and skeet is apparently slang for ejaculation.

We can do better than that, folks! Since Elon coldly spurned the word “tweet” on X, I guess we could use that. Or maybe “blues”?

Any other ideas?
November 13, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Since they don't really post on here I have to do all the important journalistic work here myself
November 13, 2024 at 3:48 PM
After buying a house with my wife Sue:

Mi casa es Sue casa
November 13, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Thank God Film Crave is here and horny as ever
Bill Skarsgård photographed by Gordon Von Steiner for Vanity Fair’s Hollywood Issue. 📷
November 13, 2024 at 2:31 PM
ok so far I got political discourse, cute animals and shitposting on here..

Can someone point me in the direction of, like, gossip and popculture or do we think they'll be the last ones to leave the cesspool?
November 13, 2024 at 12:55 PM