Swifty McCrazy
@swiftymccrazy.bsky.social
I just want to chat about pop culture and maybe share a cat pic
It’s cold here in Texas and Hugh Nugget is NOT happy about that.
January 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
It’s cold here in Texas and Hugh Nugget is NOT happy about that.
We love Saturdays
January 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
We love Saturdays
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She paraded around Liz Cheney, didn’t mention climate change on her website and said she wouldn’t do anything different from Biden regarding the genocide in Palestine
She ended in debt and the whole time internal polling said appealing to the right wouldn’t work
She ended in debt and the whole time internal polling said appealing to the right wouldn’t work
January 7, 2025 at 12:55 PM
She paraded around Liz Cheney, didn’t mention climate change on her website and said she wouldn’t do anything different from Biden regarding the genocide in Palestine
She ended in debt and the whole time internal polling said appealing to the right wouldn’t work
She ended in debt and the whole time internal polling said appealing to the right wouldn’t work
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(dont worry, I ate today. begrudgingly.)
January 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
(dont worry, I ate today. begrudgingly.)
Rolling her labia between my teeth like I’m chewing on a Polly pocket skirt
January 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Rolling her labia between my teeth like I’m chewing on a Polly pocket skirt
Slept in a cropped top and woke up with my yiddies on my chin
December 31, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Slept in a cropped top and woke up with my yiddies on my chin
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reading books is so dumb. everything you need to know can be learned by watching Ancient Aliens
December 31, 2024 at 12:18 AM
reading books is so dumb. everything you need to know can be learned by watching Ancient Aliens
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I do not want to be good at my job. I want to play video games and smoke weed
December 29, 2024 at 8:22 AM
I do not want to be good at my job. I want to play video games and smoke weed
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apparently I have to "eat food" to survive wtf
December 27, 2024 at 9:20 PM
apparently I have to "eat food" to survive wtf
I miss when video games came with the map folded up inside the box and like, maybe a little poster or something.
December 28, 2024 at 11:20 PM
I miss when video games came with the map folded up inside the box and like, maybe a little poster or something.
I did not expect a single thing that happened in this movie. I loved it.
December 28, 2024 at 11:17 PM
I did not expect a single thing that happened in this movie. I loved it.
My orange boy is so happy with all his gifts! Our first Christmas together :)
December 25, 2024 at 8:03 PM
My orange boy is so happy with all his gifts! Our first Christmas together :)
Absolutely binging the fuck out of the expanse I forgot how sexy everyone on this show is
December 20, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Absolutely binging the fuck out of the expanse I forgot how sexy everyone on this show is
Sometimes when I’m watching a scary movie my cat also reacts to the spooky noises and it’s like bruh you said u would be brave for us
December 14, 2024 at 7:20 AM
Sometimes when I’m watching a scary movie my cat also reacts to the spooky noises and it’s like bruh you said u would be brave for us
He thinks it’s for him 🤣🤣🤣
December 11, 2024 at 2:23 PM
He thinks it’s for him 🤣🤣🤣
He just like me fr
December 11, 2024 at 5:23 AM
He just like me fr
Found little mouse. Brought it home to my son.
December 8, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Found little mouse. Brought it home to my son.
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a truly desperate political party might make a mental note about how much people fucking hate the health insurance industry.
December 4, 2024 at 8:24 PM
a truly desperate political party might make a mental note about how much people fucking hate the health insurance industry.
The tree is up, the cat is intrigued
December 4, 2024 at 8:51 PM
The tree is up, the cat is intrigued
Showed my girlfriend From Dusk Till Dawn and now she’s saying we aren’t watching any of my movies for a while??
November 27, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Showed my girlfriend From Dusk Till Dawn and now she’s saying we aren’t watching any of my movies for a while??
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It’s important to listen to your body; it knows more than you think. For instance, if you exert yourself and now your legs hurt, that’s your body telling you to never exert yourself ever again. Keep your body in pristine condition by limiting movement to a minimum, ideally by staying in bed all day.
November 25, 2024 at 2:52 AM
It’s important to listen to your body; it knows more than you think. For instance, if you exert yourself and now your legs hurt, that’s your body telling you to never exert yourself ever again. Keep your body in pristine condition by limiting movement to a minimum, ideally by staying in bed all day.
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if the q tip doesn't go in the ear then why did god put the g spot in there?
November 25, 2024 at 5:19 PM
if the q tip doesn't go in the ear then why did god put the g spot in there?
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Deeply disappointed that Lego Fortnite was everything I expected it would be
November 25, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Deeply disappointed that Lego Fortnite was everything I expected it would be