Kyle
swgc5.bsky.social
Kyle
@swgc5.bsky.social
Surrounded by losers, misfits, and boozers...
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Study Finds U.S. Employees Waste 2 Million Hours Annually Spending Time With Friends, Family https://theonion.com/study-finds-u-s-employees-waste-2-million-hours-annual-1850708700/
August 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
#nltraffic Roads are slippery, 3 or 4 car collision in front of Service Master on Bay Bulls Road. Slow down.
February 17, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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imagine putting a severance door in the bathroom so that version of you's entire life is peeing and pooping
February 2, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942.

I know. I was there in those camps.
January 31, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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It's good that there's a 25% tarriff on imported coffee now. This will incentivize people to purchase American coffee, grown in the New Jersey coffee forests
January 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Hi, I’m God.

You all died in 2016.

And yes, this is Hell.
January 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
January 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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it's time to kill the music
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
January 8, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Pat Cadigan, as expected, did a brilliant job.
I knew about the original Alien3 script by @greatdismal.bsky.social before the movie ever released, but had no idea it had ever been made available, much less a novelization of it!

Just ordered a copy!
Alien 3 was the first movie in the series I saw, so I have something of a soft spot for it dispite it's flaws
But reading this and getting the picture of what @greatdismal.bsky.social had planned, jeezus I wish we'd gotten this on film
January 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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January 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Apparently Taco Bell has a billboard up in the metro area now (Topsail Road)? First public confirmation of the new Commonwealth Avenue location? Any pictures? #nltraffic
December 30, 2024 at 3:03 PM
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Pretty soon the only users on X will be Russian bots and die hard Elon fans who are obviously Elon.
December 27, 2024 at 11:27 PM
a close up of a man looking through a door
Alt: a close up of a man looking through a door
media.tenor.com
December 20, 2024 at 11:49 PM