Matt Swessinger
@swessdawg.bsky.social
Minnesota public defender, wealth redistributor, Hawkeye, and all around renaissance man
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If Sun-, Mon-, or Tues- the -day do be,
The game is on Peacock or perhaps N- and/or ABC;
If Wednesday has come round again,
'Tis wise to check ESPN;
Yet if it be long weekend time,
Search Disney's sports verticals, but first try searching Prime
The game is on Peacock or perhaps N- and/or ABC;
If Wednesday has come round again,
'Tis wise to check ESPN;
Yet if it be long weekend time,
Search Disney's sports verticals, but first try searching Prime
Posting again as a public service (and because I can't freakin' remember either):
October 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
If Sun-, Mon-, or Tues- the -day do be,
The game is on Peacock or perhaps N- and/or ABC;
If Wednesday has come round again,
'Tis wise to check ESPN;
Yet if it be long weekend time,
Search Disney's sports verticals, but first try searching Prime
The game is on Peacock or perhaps N- and/or ABC;
If Wednesday has come round again,
'Tis wise to check ESPN;
Yet if it be long weekend time,
Search Disney's sports verticals, but first try searching Prime
@foxworthshow.bsky.social
It should be called a take-measuring contest.
It should be called a take-measuring contest.
August 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
@foxworthshow.bsky.social
It should be called a take-measuring contest.
It should be called a take-measuring contest.
An effective response would be, "Dana, I know you're not that stupid."
idiot
Jeffries on Trump planning a military crackdown in Chicago: "We should continue to support local law enforcement and not simply allow Donald Trump to play games with the lives of the American people as part of his effort to manufacture a crisis and create a distraction because he's deeply unpopular"
August 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
An effective response would be, "Dana, I know you're not that stupid."
Presdent Pritzker's first bill signing will be for the DC Statehood Act.
August 15, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Presdent Pritzker's first bill signing will be for the DC Statehood Act.
Rest in Peace, Ryno.
July 29, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Rest in Peace, Ryno.
There was lead in the gasoline and, therefore, the air.
What’s a real thing from your childhood that kids these days would find completely foreign?
Like, how we used to be able to walk right up to the gate to meet our family coming off a flight.
Or how we had to pick a spot to meet at the theater BEFORE we went.
Like, how we used to be able to walk right up to the gate to meet our family coming off a flight.
Or how we had to pick a spot to meet at the theater BEFORE we went.
July 14, 2025 at 3:57 AM
There was lead in the gasoline and, therefore, the air.
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I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
July 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
THIS is the day Donald Trump finally became president.
June 5, 2025 at 8:43 PM
THIS is the day Donald Trump finally became president.
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Indistinguishable from Nazi rhetoric
Some of the most chilling 2 minutes you've ever seen. Look at what's being said, openly, on one of the most popular TV channels in Israel.
History is happening in front of our eyes. Don't look away.
Please help share this widely.
Read the full story here: zeteo.com/p/inside-the...
History is happening in front of our eyes. Don't look away.
Please help share this widely.
Read the full story here: zeteo.com/p/inside-the...
June 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Indistinguishable from Nazi rhetoric
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Reposted by Matt Swessinger
AI can save you a lot of time if you need a bunch of information summarized and it's not important to you whether the summary is accurate
October 29, 2024 at 4:54 PM
AI can save you a lot of time if you need a bunch of information summarized and it's not important to you whether the summary is accurate
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It really tells you everything you need to know about the Democratic Party that they can't go after Trump for the most blatant corruption scandal in the history of the presidency because some of them are in bed with the same corruption coin guys.
Really terrible timing for Dems to be collaborating with the GOP on a stablecoin bill while Trump and his family are putting out a stablecoin! This is going to hit the floor next week.
May 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
It really tells you everything you need to know about the Democratic Party that they can't go after Trump for the most blatant corruption scandal in the history of the presidency because some of them are in bed with the same corruption coin guys.
Gemini, make a photo of Trump as the Pope sitting on a toilet grimacing.
May 3, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Gemini, make a photo of Trump as the Pope sitting on a toilet grimacing.
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Donald Trump is lying to you.
March 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Donald Trump is lying to you.
Coming to terms with the fact that there's not going to be a sustained popular backlash to Trumpism until we've gone through some shit.
Measles requires 95% vaccination rates for herd immunity.
It has a 16.2% case fatality rate for unvaccinated children under 5 years and 24% for children under 9 months (who are unable to be vaccinated).
30% of the survivors experience severe complications like blindness, deafness, or encephalitis.
It has a 16.2% case fatality rate for unvaccinated children under 5 years and 24% for children under 9 months (who are unable to be vaccinated).
30% of the survivors experience severe complications like blindness, deafness, or encephalitis.
These are the vaccination rates of kindergartners by state. It takes 95% coverage of MMR vaccine to prevent measles outbreaks & most states are not achieving it. I fear that under the new administration rates will drop even further and we will start to see preventable illness, disability, and death
February 16, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Coming to terms with the fact that there's not going to be a sustained popular backlash to Trumpism until we've gone through some shit.
When it comes to policy, he really is just an idiot.
Trump defends his controversial new tariffs: “Will there be some pain? Yes, maybe (and maybe not!). But we will make America great again, and it will all be worth the price that must be paid.”
February 2, 2025 at 4:44 PM
When it comes to policy, he really is just an idiot.
I wish the press would make it crystal clear that declaring this trade war is the stupidest thing any US president has ever done.
Trump Imposes Steep Tariffs on Mexico, Canada and China: Live Updates
www.nytimes.com
February 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I wish the press would make it crystal clear that declaring this trade war is the stupidest thing any US president has ever done.
The only time I'd ever go for two would be to tie if there's a chance I wouldn't get the ball back.
January 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The only time I'd ever go for two would be to tie if there's a chance I wouldn't get the ball back.
Congress please kill Facebook next!
January 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Congress please kill Facebook next!
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Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!
December 24, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!
@drewmagary.bsky.social Who are we Vikings rooting for tonight?
December 6, 2024 at 1:02 AM
@drewmagary.bsky.social Who are we Vikings rooting for tonight?
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People have been noting this juxtaposition: we’re talking about American citizens who are caught in a dangerous situation not of their making *in both cases*. And yet both the tone and policy are quite different.
September 28, 2024 at 7:13 PM
People have been noting this juxtaposition: we’re talking about American citizens who are caught in a dangerous situation not of their making *in both cases*. And yet both the tone and policy are quite different.