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Stacey
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Wife, Mom, social worker. Quit is not an option.
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Worth a thousand words and whatnot. And just a reminder from Uncle George. It's never too late to admit your ass got played.
November 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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TO THE ATTENTION OF THE MAGPIE OUTSIDE MY WINDOW:

Dear sir,

As a bird, it must be hilarious to make a dog lose his mind every day, at the same time, with nothing more than your beak.

However, some of us live *inside* the house with him.

Sincerely,

The lady who provides you roasted nuts
November 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Handin' out pocket-sized Constitutions to trick or treaters this year. Go get a Snickers bar next door, Waldo. Uncle George is hooking you up with the Separation of Powers and whatnot.
November 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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The government shutdown has put SNAP benefits at risk for millions of Americans. Travis Peters, an urban farmer in Detroit, is giving out free produce tomorrow

'If it's getting tight, my food is free. Don’t even sweat that'
As SNAP benefits come under threat, a Detroit farmer is stepping up to help fill the void
The federal shutdown has put SNAP benefits at risk for millions of Americans. Urban farmers like Travis Peters are stepping up to ensure their communities can eat.
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October 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Shout out to the top 5 kings in the world, Martin Luther, Larry, Don, Stephen and Americans don't have a motherfuckin'.
October 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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The biggest threat in Portland is getting caught in the the middle of an inflatable frog–unicorn dance-off.
October 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Remember self-care. Sprinkle some joy in with the doom scrollin' and whatnot. I love you and there's absolutely nothin' you can do about it.
October 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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No one signs up for the National Guard thinking, “One day, I’ll invade Oregon.”
October 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Bless the Trump-appointed judge who blocked his illegal invasion of Portland. I love when my smiting is outsourced.
October 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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If museums are makin' you sad, maybe blame your great, great grandpa instead of the museums.
October 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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So in summary, no more facial hair and prepare for war against our own country and whatnot. If you wanted this, your ass shoulda listened better in social studies.
September 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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1 transgender shooter
GOP: "We must institutionalize all transgenders!"

47,209 white male shooters
GOP: "This is the cost of freedom."
September 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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It's 2025 and a President is punishing every place that ain't being shitty enough to the marginalized. That's 90% of his damn workday. "How do we make things shittier for them? How can I use my power to make things worse for them?" Fucking wild and whatnot.
September 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Thoughts and prayers for war-torn Portland and whatnot.
September 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Kimmel returns tomorrow.

Fuck you, Donald.
September 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Please support my research on the link between listenin' to RFK's bullshit and havin' to take the fuck outta some Tylenol.
September 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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All I can think about when folks bring up the rapture is free shoes for atheists.
a woman in a wig is holding a pair of pink shoes with the word shoes behind her
ALT: a woman in a wig is holding a pair of pink shoes with the word shoes behind her
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September 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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New: Sarah MacLachlan, Jewel, and more musicians scheduled to perform at tonight's premiere for Hulu's ABC News doc LILITH FAIR have all pulled out after Disney scrapped the red carpet. First notable talent consequence of the Jimmy Kimmel situation.
September 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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September 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Trump is a ❄️!
September 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Respectfully, the Trump bootlickers at Sinclair can go fuck themselves.

www.aol.com/articles/jim...
Jimmy Kimmel Asked to Apologize and Pay Charlie Kirk's Family if He Wants Suspension Lifted by Nation's Largest ABC Affiliate
The media company Sinclair wants Kimmel to apologize to Kirk's family and make a "meaningful personal donation" to them and Kirk's nonprofit Turning Point USA
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September 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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ABBY PHILLIP TO SCOTT JENNINGS: “Hold on… There are plenty of people over on (Fox) who lied about the election and denigrate half of 🇺🇸 every night, and they are allowed to do it… is the government supposed to be punishing people for speech they don’t like?”
September 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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If I as a liberal am responsible for rhetoric leading to the death of a right wing figure*** then certainly the people making that argument understand that Brian Kilmeade saying the homeless should be euthanized is responsible for rhetoric directly leading to the shooting today. Fire him now.
September 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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I have written and deleted a lot of posts but I keep thinking about how the brutal assassination of Minnesota State senator Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark, and their beloved dog Gilbert in June did not prompt this same level of calls for empathy, sympathy, and flags at half-mast.
September 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Watch Brian Kilmeade casually suggest we should murder all the homeless people in the United States. Over half a million human beings.

He has no business being on TV talking to millions.

We cannot gloss over insanity like this.

Otherwise they will take it as permission to go ahead and do it.
I hardly believe my own ears.

FOX host Brian Kilmeade suggests KILLING homeless people.

BRIAN KILMEADE (FOX HOST): Or involuntary lethal injection.

JONES: Yeah.

KILMEADE : Or something. Just kill them.
September 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM