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Iron Gaiden
@sweatymeat.bsky.social
· Feb 2
I’ve lost my William to live
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𝐀𝐦𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐈𝐥𝐥𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬
𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑜𝑛, 𝑐𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑑
After equipping this item, you may not remove it from your hand. You must gaze deeply into it with every action and be driven mad. Messages from the damned come to you in haunting whispers and chilling images. Every year, you must purchase the newest version.
𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑜𝑛, 𝑐𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑑
After equipping this item, you may not remove it from your hand. You must gaze deeply into it with every action and be driven mad. Messages from the damned come to you in haunting whispers and chilling images. Every year, you must purchase the newest version.
September 17, 2025 at 5:45 AM
𝐀𝐦𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐈𝐥𝐥𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬
𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑜𝑛, 𝑐𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑑
After equipping this item, you may not remove it from your hand. You must gaze deeply into it with every action and be driven mad. Messages from the damned come to you in haunting whispers and chilling images. Every year, you must purchase the newest version.
𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑜𝑛, 𝑐𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑑
After equipping this item, you may not remove it from your hand. You must gaze deeply into it with every action and be driven mad. Messages from the damned come to you in haunting whispers and chilling images. Every year, you must purchase the newest version.
When my kids are bad I make them watch the diner scene from Mulholland Drive
July 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
When my kids are bad I make them watch the diner scene from Mulholland Drive
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ripping the LaserDisc for Beastmaster II and it contains one of my favorite bits of distracting dubbing in history
July 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
ripping the LaserDisc for Beastmaster II and it contains one of my favorite bits of distracting dubbing in history
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Phoenix doesn’t have Punxsutawney Phil so this is how summer is officially announced
June 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Phoenix doesn’t have Punxsutawney Phil so this is how summer is officially announced
Leaving clippings under my pillow for the toenail fairy
April 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Leaving clippings under my pillow for the toenail fairy
I love Amman in cuneiform
March 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I love Amman in cuneiform
Cow udders should have bones like fingers
February 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Cow udders should have bones like fingers
If you have diabetes, you can still eat Fun Dip as long as you use a carrot stick instead
February 17, 2025 at 12:35 AM
If you have diabetes, you can still eat Fun Dip as long as you use a carrot stick instead
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February 15, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Moms in 1987 watching their kids open Christmas presents
February 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Moms in 1987 watching their kids open Christmas presents
Letting my wife know dinner was yummy
February 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Letting my wife know dinner was yummy
I’ve lost my William to live
February 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I’ve lost my William to live
Caught the Wok Mind Virus (thinking about stir-fry)
February 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Caught the Wok Mind Virus (thinking about stir-fry)
Watching YouTube ads for medical advice
January 31, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Watching YouTube ads for medical advice
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you know we like to make jokes on here at mark zuckerberg's expense, about how he looks, speaks, and acts. but sometimes you have to step back and remember that all of those mean-spirited things are true. he looks like if you boiled a toad and stretched it out into a guy
January 31, 2025 at 4:55 AM
you know we like to make jokes on here at mark zuckerberg's expense, about how he looks, speaks, and acts. but sometimes you have to step back and remember that all of those mean-spirited things are true. he looks like if you boiled a toad and stretched it out into a guy
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i’m making up some guys in my head and they’re actually pretty chill. i’m not even mad at them
January 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
i’m making up some guys in my head and they’re actually pretty chill. i’m not even mad at them
Midwife for huge poops
January 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Midwife for huge poops
Carpet shampoo for hair
January 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Carpet shampoo for hair
Brisket-filled Raisinets
January 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Brisket-filled Raisinets
Just broke my “no diarrhea” streak
January 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Just broke my “no diarrhea” streak
Printer/propane grill combo
January 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Printer/propane grill combo