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7th grade Spelling Bee Champion • Queen of Misheard Lyrics • she/her
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Idc what anyone says tajín makes everything taste infinitely better
December 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Idc what anyone says tajín makes everything taste infinitely better
Someone who has sat in the same seat across the room the entire semester chose today, when we take our final, to sit in my seat. Which wouldn't be a problem except my neurodivergence is sending me into distress because it's *not right* 😤
December 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Someone who has sat in the same seat across the room the entire semester chose today, when we take our final, to sit in my seat. Which wouldn't be a problem except my neurodivergence is sending me into distress because it's *not right* 😤
I just wrote what is likely the worst paper I've ever written academically during a nearly full-blown panic attack and I think I'm most upset that it'll likely bring my grade from an A to a B.
I am literally sick to my stomach and want to throw up but I haven't been able to eat because panic 🫠
I am literally sick to my stomach and want to throw up but I haven't been able to eat because panic 🫠
December 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I just wrote what is likely the worst paper I've ever written academically during a nearly full-blown panic attack and I think I'm most upset that it'll likely bring my grade from an A to a B.
I am literally sick to my stomach and want to throw up but I haven't been able to eat because panic 🫠
I am literally sick to my stomach and want to throw up but I haven't been able to eat because panic 🫠
Don't get me wrong I am SO glad I'm in a major that requires a lot of writing, but I have a lot of papers due this month and my brain has been nothing but static for the last four days so writing has been HARD and I just want to cry 🥲
November 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Don't get me wrong I am SO glad I'm in a major that requires a lot of writing, but I have a lot of papers due this month and my brain has been nothing but static for the last four days so writing has been HARD and I just want to cry 🥲
Follow up: I got a 100% 😎
No one can fwm, I wrote a three-page paper in two hours today, I am invincible 😤
November 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Follow up: I got a 100% 😎
Love how it reached November and a lot of streaming services are like "Oh, you like horror when it's *not* October? Guess that means you'll pay extra for it, huh?"
November 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Love how it reached November and a lot of streaming services are like "Oh, you like horror when it's *not* October? Guess that means you'll pay extra for it, huh?"
My inner monologue when there's food near me:
“We must stop eating!” cried Toad as he ate another.
October 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
My inner monologue when there's food near me:
Halloween is forever my favorite holiday, but my "Old Man Yells at Cloud" thing is how ridiculous it is to mandate trick-or-treat times.
October 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Halloween is forever my favorite holiday, but my "Old Man Yells at Cloud" thing is how ridiculous it is to mandate trick-or-treat times.
Can't see the words "England and France" in sequence without singing "and I'm known throughout Eng-a-land and France" a la Jack the Pumpkin King
October 23, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Can't see the words "England and France" in sequence without singing "and I'm known throughout Eng-a-land and France" a la Jack the Pumpkin King
No one can fwm, I wrote a three-page paper in two hours today, I am invincible 😤
October 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
No one can fwm, I wrote a three-page paper in two hours today, I am invincible 😤
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Moshing to the aol dial-up sound
October 8, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Moshing to the aol dial-up sound
Fuck cancer. All of it. People can do everything right for their health and still suffer. Good people. There's not a mean enough thought conjurable for me to put out there toward it.
October 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Fuck cancer. All of it. People can do everything right for their health and still suffer. Good people. There's not a mean enough thought conjurable for me to put out there toward it.
There's a spider that lives outside of the window of my home office. I have no idea what kind of spider he is, but he is beautiful and gigantic and I've named him Tepes. He is my personal assistant and must be spoken to in an accent (any accent will do, but his favorite is Greek). I love him.
October 8, 2025 at 1:00 AM
There's a spider that lives outside of the window of my home office. I have no idea what kind of spider he is, but he is beautiful and gigantic and I've named him Tepes. He is my personal assistant and must be spoken to in an accent (any accent will do, but his favorite is Greek). I love him.
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I’ll try again. All of these original artworks are still available on my website, there are some spooky things and some nice textures and lines that you won’t find anywhere else. Thank you for looking. 🖼️ and if you share this that would be super
www.chloecumming.com
www.chloecumming.com
October 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I’ll try again. All of these original artworks are still available on my website, there are some spooky things and some nice textures and lines that you won’t find anywhere else. Thank you for looking. 🖼️ and if you share this that would be super
www.chloecumming.com
www.chloecumming.com
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Anyone: *mentions babies*
Me: WANNA SEE PHOTOS OF MY NEPHEW?!
Me: WANNA SEE PHOTOS OF MY NEPHEW?!
October 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Anyone: *mentions babies*
Me: WANNA SEE PHOTOS OF MY NEPHEW?!
Me: WANNA SEE PHOTOS OF MY NEPHEW?!
Okay, @irving5000.bsky.social hear me out--
hot dog wedding reception with separate chili and cheese fountains
September 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Okay, @irving5000.bsky.social hear me out--
I've always been a fan, but Hayley Williams *kills it* with Ego Death at a Bachelorette Party. I canNOT stop listening to this album 🖤
September 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I've always been a fan, but Hayley Williams *kills it* with Ego Death at a Bachelorette Party. I canNOT stop listening to this album 🖤
Wreck on my way home. So I take an alternate route. There is a wreck here too. Both have the same estimated travel time. Today is a Monday from Hell 🫠
September 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Wreck on my way home. So I take an alternate route. There is a wreck here too. Both have the same estimated travel time. Today is a Monday from Hell 🫠
Nothing beats having writer's block for an easy assignment that's informal and about your own experiences 🙃
September 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Nothing beats having writer's block for an easy assignment that's informal and about your own experiences 🙃
How @irving5000.bsky.social looks at me when I give unprompted cooking instructions (because he genuinely knows more than me)
September 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
How @irving5000.bsky.social looks at me when I give unprompted cooking instructions (because he genuinely knows more than me)
Y'all please help me, I can now only say "mango" like Chairman Kaga
September 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Y'all please help me, I can now only say "mango" like Chairman Kaga
Dancing to Hot to Go with the bartender before going to a Byzantine show because I'm *not like other girls*
August 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Dancing to Hot to Go with the bartender before going to a Byzantine show because I'm *not like other girls*
Needing healthcare as a woman is goddamn exhausting
August 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Needing healthcare as a woman is goddamn exhausting
One of my [favorite] patrons is 102 and from Belgium and I absolutely love it when she calls because she always has a story about her life and it's always captivating. Today, she told me if I come visit her she'll "be my grandma and tell me more stories" 💜
August 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
One of my [favorite] patrons is 102 and from Belgium and I absolutely love it when she calls because she always has a story about her life and it's always captivating. Today, she told me if I come visit her she'll "be my grandma and tell me more stories" 💜