Sweary Prof
swearyprof.bsky.social
Sweary Prof
@swearyprof.bsky.social
Peak District smartarse. Bikes & hills. Human. Humanist.
Morning all
November 16, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Hi, quick question: does anyone want to sit in the pub and just stare at the wood panneling
#tap #thornbridge #manchesterbitter
November 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
All going great over at the other place #trump #maga #ironydeath
November 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I don't think I have enough Fawning in my life.
Is there a service that provides this? "Yeah, two hours fawning over me please, until dinnertime. £50? Fine, it's been a rough week"
November 11, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Well if it isn't a frickin' delicious Poulet au Moutarde, just waltzing back in with your slaggy little Poireaux on top for Sunday dinner, yeah?
#leeks #tarragon #dejeuner #notbryanjohnson
November 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
This thing was in the sky recently #laluna #muyhermosa
November 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Beer news. Particularly good dark ale, 1577, at Nag's Head, Edale. Replenishes any November walk when it's 5.6%. #ale #camra
www.the-old-nags-head.co.uk/news-offers-...
November 3, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Fuck it, here's a rural church
#edale
November 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Good morning, November 2025 #peakdistrict
November 1, 2025 at 1:29 PM
G'night, October 2025.
#peakdistrict #mtb
October 31, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Ridiculous 11 miler over Kinder Scout this morning. Lovely dollop of wind/rain/ice to help the 3 hours just flyyyyy past.
#fellrunning #kinderscout #ow
October 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Could all the monks on here DM me please, I have a saucy proposition
#xshitter
October 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Well nobody better walk over the top of Stanage Edge and take pictures of watering stones and lodges, then sit in a pub, or we'll have words
#stanage #beerhouse
October 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
And relax. Can any of you massive procrastinators guess the location?
#stout #ale #camra #bliss
October 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Accidentally biked 10 miles over Hayfield while avoiding responsibilities. Ground still pretty solid, gusty high up. Drama from a S92 rescue over Brown Knoll. #mtb #hayfield
October 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
What a lovely evening
October 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Extremely low effort bot klaxon
October 18, 2025 at 9:21 AM
She came from Greece
She had a thirst for
October 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I tried to run 10 miles, but only managed 6 because I kept taking nice pics #hayfield #kinderscout @peakdistrict.bsky.social
October 14, 2025 at 8:05 PM
This exact bit of the park would make great wallpaper
#autumn #stochastic #october
October 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Forgot to say evening, and then forgot to say morning too
#peakdistrict #gotsky
October 12, 2025 at 2:16 PM
One year ago to this day, my life peaked
#localmarket #nigelfromage
October 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I'm a bit ruder on XShitter because you're allowed to be and everyone else is anyway
#politicalglandscape
October 11, 2025 at 11:30 AM
October 5, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Ok, enough of this reality bollocks. Who's up for pretending each day is Sunday for the rest of existence? Look at the kind of stuff that happens on them. #kingofwishfulthinking #torrside #sup #hayfield
September 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM