Sweary Prof
swearyprof.bsky.social
Sweary Prof
@swearyprof.bsky.social
Peak District smartarse. Bikes & hills. Human. Humanist.
Lantern Pike/Current Status.
#hayfield #peakdistrict #bitofspaceplease
January 2, 2026 at 5:23 PM
I'm extremely proud that I called Jools Holland "A Picture of Dorian Gray Groundhog Nonce" last night.
Watershed moment for all involved.
January 1, 2026 at 10:58 PM
One of my favourite pics of the year. Kinder Scout plateau, near Pym Chair, around 3pm in December. The light drops, you need to get down from there, and beauty of nature does not care about your daft schedule today.
#kinder @peakdistrict.bsky.social
January 1, 2026 at 11:42 AM
If anybody is into crime, following @jdirwinbooks.bsky.social has the benefit of giving you insights into her criminalities.
#icannotwrite #morethan140chars
Back to editing.
December 31, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I prefer to inhabit locations without crocodiles
December 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM
In June, I decided to go mountain-biking in one of the least suitable MTB locations, Oxford UK. It was beautiful. Up and down the canals, through the shopping centre, and finished beneath a Willow where local students were practicing their String Quartet pieces.
December 30, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Pilates of the Caribbean
Not recommended.
December 29, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Edale continues to be Edaley
#peakdistrict #nagshead
December 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Little Hayfield, in the last yesterday's sun.
Both the nearby Lantern Pike Inn and the newly-managed* George Hotel, Hayfield, strongly recommended.
(*much less uptight and with better food)
maps.app.goo.gl/7a1YZnZWZo15...
maps.app.goo.gl/dD4wY4hYbGqW...
#pub #hayfield #lessgammon
December 28, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I love you all with a beauty and intensity that I will never be able to communicate.
Stay human, you nice intelligent people.
#love #you #bsky
December 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Merry Whatever to those that do and all those that don't.
Here's a Wisteria Cottage I saw today, and the view above.
#peakdistrict
December 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I'm going leave this outstanding letter to the @lrb.co.uk here. A robust counterblast to those population-decline shamwankers.
(Link, no sub req, scroll down) www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
(Author: @unsocialtheory.bsky.social)
December 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I have huge amounts of sympathy, but this is like asking for an urgent meeting with David Brent and his collection of performing circus snails
December 23, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Reposted by Sweary Prof
Definitive proof that in Sadiq Khan's London, Christmas has been cancelled altogether

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
London's Christmas lights: A view from the skies
Aerial photographs taken at night show central London dazzling in festive light displays.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 23, 2025 at 8:27 AM
SPOTIFY. Behave.
Your £/month has gone up 24% in the UK this year. For no reason.
Does anyone know a way to quit your account to get 4 months free, without losing all prefs & playlists?
#spotify #piracygood #greedybstards
December 23, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Creedence Clearwater Revival revival
December 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I've written about #pluribus before, mainly about how a slow-burn series gets you hooked. There's also a pattern here that I noticed from S1E8 ('The Gap') in Gilligan's writing.

It's one principled character, one unprincipled one. Manu, below, vs Carol. Short thread, tiny wee spoilers:
December 22, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Live fast and die in a challenging yet problematic manner
#John #McClane
December 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Starting a Nokia club.
Rule 1: You must be invited by a SMS sent from a 3310.
Rule 2: Classic ringtones only at max volume.
Rule 3: Any club fights must use the 3310 as a weapon.
#nokia #N3310 #tylerdurden
December 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Evening.
Saturday night in Rural England.
#shitelvis
December 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Reposted by Sweary Prof
What’s good about Walliams is we don’t have to separate the art from the man
December 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
People of Blue. Mac question. What consumer-grade malware detection software would you recommend? Mac M4, OS 15.
#macos #malware #antivirus
December 19, 2025 at 11:09 AM
What a lovely wet December evening for mountain biking in the dark #mtb #norfolkarms #wetarse
December 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
There will always be beauty. Frequent, or rare.
El Mirador, Jaèn, Spain, today.
December 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Why yes I am enjoying Outlook so far, it's been epic
#ms #fuck-office
December 17, 2025 at 10:27 AM