Sweary Prof
@swearyprof.bsky.social
Peak District smartarse. Bikes & hills. Human. Humanist.
Hi, quick question: does anyone want to sit in the pub and just stare at the wood panneling
#tap #thornbridge #manchesterbitter
#tap #thornbridge #manchesterbitter
November 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Hi, quick question: does anyone want to sit in the pub and just stare at the wood panneling
#tap #thornbridge #manchesterbitter
#tap #thornbridge #manchesterbitter
November 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I don't think I have enough Fawning in my life.
Is there a service that provides this? "Yeah, two hours fawning over me please, until dinnertime. £50? Fine, it's been a rough week"
Is there a service that provides this? "Yeah, two hours fawning over me please, until dinnertime. £50? Fine, it's been a rough week"
November 11, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I don't think I have enough Fawning in my life.
Is there a service that provides this? "Yeah, two hours fawning over me please, until dinnertime. £50? Fine, it's been a rough week"
Is there a service that provides this? "Yeah, two hours fawning over me please, until dinnertime. £50? Fine, it's been a rough week"
Well if it isn't a frickin' delicious Poulet au Moutarde, just waltzing back in with your slaggy little Poireaux on top for Sunday dinner, yeah?
#leeks #tarragon #dejeuner #notbryanjohnson
#leeks #tarragon #dejeuner #notbryanjohnson
November 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Well if it isn't a frickin' delicious Poulet au Moutarde, just waltzing back in with your slaggy little Poireaux on top for Sunday dinner, yeah?
#leeks #tarragon #dejeuner #notbryanjohnson
#leeks #tarragon #dejeuner #notbryanjohnson
Please don't.
Life is grim enough in early November without a £13-for-2-pints outside shithaven (£17 inc deposit)
#fuckoffmas www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Life is grim enough in early November without a £13-for-2-pints outside shithaven (£17 inc deposit)
#fuckoffmas www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Manchester Christmas Markets 2025: What are the prices like? - BBC News
From mulled wine to mince pies: Your guide to visiting this year's Christmas Markets in Manchester.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 8, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Please don't.
Life is grim enough in early November without a £13-for-2-pints outside shithaven (£17 inc deposit)
#fuckoffmas www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Life is grim enough in early November without a £13-for-2-pints outside shithaven (£17 inc deposit)
#fuckoffmas www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Does anyone know if Babs from Acorn Antiques is single?
November 8, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Does anyone know if Babs from Acorn Antiques is single?
This thing was in the sky recently #laluna #muyhermosa
November 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This thing was in the sky recently #laluna #muyhermosa
SLAYING on that train station piano, now everyone will appreciate me
#northernrail
#northernrail
November 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
SLAYING on that train station piano, now everyone will appreciate me
#northernrail
#northernrail
Reposted by Sweary Prof
microsoft: before you sign in we need to send you a code
also microsoft: omg was that you that requested a code
also microsoft: omg someone just signed in to your account
also microsoft: omg was that you that requested a code
also microsoft: omg someone just signed in to your account
April 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
microsoft: before you sign in we need to send you a code
also microsoft: omg was that you that requested a code
also microsoft: omg someone just signed in to your account
also microsoft: omg was that you that requested a code
also microsoft: omg someone just signed in to your account
Beer news. Particularly good dark ale, 1577, at Nag's Head, Edale. Replenishes any November walk when it's 5.6%. #ale #camra
www.the-old-nags-head.co.uk/news-offers-...
www.the-old-nags-head.co.uk/news-offers-...
November 3, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Beer news. Particularly good dark ale, 1577, at Nag's Head, Edale. Replenishes any November walk when it's 5.6%. #ale #camra
www.the-old-nags-head.co.uk/news-offers-...
www.the-old-nags-head.co.uk/news-offers-...
Could someone remind ̶P̶r̶i̶n̶c̶e̶ Handy Andy that he needs to pay those peppercorns for his palace? I don't want him getting into more trouble.
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
MPs demand clarity over Prince Andrew’s ‘peppercorn’ rent at Royal Lodge
Parliament’s spending watchdog asks Treasury and crown estate to explain rationale for arrangement
www.theguardian.com
November 2, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Could someone remind ̶P̶r̶i̶n̶c̶e̶ Handy Andy that he needs to pay those peppercorns for his palace? I don't want him getting into more trouble.
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Good morning, November 2025 #peakdistrict
November 1, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Good morning, November 2025 #peakdistrict
October 31, 2025 at 9:09 PM
OH MY GOD we're out of star anise
October 30, 2025 at 11:00 AM
OH MY GOD we're out of star anise
Ridiculous 11 miler over Kinder Scout this morning. Lovely dollop of wind/rain/ice to help the 3 hours just flyyyyy past.
#fellrunning #kinderscout #ow
#fellrunning #kinderscout #ow
October 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Ridiculous 11 miler over Kinder Scout this morning. Lovely dollop of wind/rain/ice to help the 3 hours just flyyyyy past.
#fellrunning #kinderscout #ow
#fellrunning #kinderscout #ow
Well nobody better walk over the top of Stanage Edge and take pictures of watering stones and lodges, then sit in a pub, or we'll have words
#stanage #beerhouse
#stanage #beerhouse
October 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Well nobody better walk over the top of Stanage Edge and take pictures of watering stones and lodges, then sit in a pub, or we'll have words
#stanage #beerhouse
#stanage #beerhouse
October 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I would just like to thank France and America for sticking to their designated stereotypes
October 23, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I would just like to thank France and America for sticking to their designated stereotypes
This joke isn't explosively funny, but that's 'K.
October 22, 2025 at 8:31 AM
This joke isn't explosively funny, but that's 'K.
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hang this in the louvre (there's room now)
October 20, 2025 at 2:57 AM
hang this in the louvre (there's room now)
What a lovely evening
October 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
What a lovely evening