"Stochastic parrot" - so gonna steal this.
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 PM
"Stochastic parrot" - so gonna steal this.
Sounds like "stochastic terrorism"
November 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Sounds like "stochastic terrorism"
The court basically decided that you can't just ignore copyright for the training of your stochastic parrot if it can still reproduce the original. So yeah.
November 12, 2025 at 12:38 PM
The court basically decided that you can't just ignore copyright for the training of your stochastic parrot if it can still reproduce the original. So yeah.
Stochastic parrot - user confidentiality.
“As people increasingly turn to A.I. chat tools as confidants, therapists and advisers, we urgently need a new form of legal protection that would safeguard most private communications between people and A.I. chatbots,” writes Nils Gilman.
Opinion | Doctors, Lawyers and Priests Keep Secrets. Why Not Your Chatbot?
The case for “A.I. Interaction Privilege.”
nyti.ms
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Stochastic parrot - user confidentiality.
Sounds like stochastic terrorism to me.
November 10, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Sounds like stochastic terrorism to me.
It’s a stochastic terrorist feed made to get people to attack anyone she thinks is “bad.”
November 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
It’s a stochastic terrorist feed made to get people to attack anyone she thinks is “bad.”
Stochastic Book Fair
November 7, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Stochastic Book Fair
Replace "AI" with "bullshit". Thus, "Alpha Schools, the bullshit-driven chain with plans to expand across the US..."
["bullshit" is short for "stochastic parrot bullshit machine"]
["bullshit" is short for "stochastic parrot bullshit machine"]
A puff piece from the new CBS News on Alpha Schools, the AI-driven chain with plans to expand across the US and is eager to take more funding from taxpayers through voucher and ESA programs.
Is AI replacing teachers? At 2 North Texas private schools, it is
It's called Alpha School for grades K-8, and it's the most expensive private school in Texas. One campus is in Plano and the other is in Fort Worth.
www.cbsnews.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Replace "AI" with "bullshit". Thus, "Alpha Schools, the bullshit-driven chain with plans to expand across the US..."
["bullshit" is short for "stochastic parrot bullshit machine"]
["bullshit" is short for "stochastic parrot bullshit machine"]
I think MPs and departments of government should have to declare where they’re using LLMs and why — it’s not acceptable to use a stochastic language-producing machine to determine the courses of people’s lives
November 12, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I think MPs and departments of government should have to declare where they’re using LLMs and why — it’s not acceptable to use a stochastic language-producing machine to determine the courses of people’s lives
“How excited would you be if we add a stochastic error machine to improve your experience?”
Microsoft has been talking about Windows becoming an “agentic OS” and online feedback seems have been universally negative.
I’m personally skeptical that an AI infused Windows desktop does anything that having ChatGPT on my phone and Gemini in my browser doesn’t already do better.
I’m personally skeptical that an AI infused Windows desktop does anything that having ChatGPT on my phone and Gemini in my browser doesn’t already do better.
November 12, 2025 at 1:00 PM
“How excited would you be if we add a stochastic error machine to improve your experience?”
<Taps the sign>
November 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
<Taps the sign>
i need people to understand what stochastic terrorism is, and apply it to your understanding of harassment campaigns of trans women online.
November 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
i need people to understand what stochastic terrorism is, and apply it to your understanding of harassment campaigns of trans women online.
Heritage foundation is a domestic stochastic terrorist thinktank
November 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Heritage foundation is a domestic stochastic terrorist thinktank
Our new paper offers an explanation for the universal law that "under carefully controlled conditions.... an animal behaves as it damn well pleases." We explore how stochastic mechanisms may play an underappreciated role in generating individuality. (1/7 🧵)
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
Playing dice with behavior: drivers of stochastic individuality
Animal behavior is often viewed as stemming from predictable genetic and environmental factors. However, despite our best attempts to control genetic …
www.sciencedirect.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Our new paper offers an explanation for the universal law that "under carefully controlled conditions.... an animal behaves as it damn well pleases." We explore how stochastic mechanisms may play an underappreciated role in generating individuality. (1/7 🧵)
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
I suppose it's easier to blame phones than to call out the transphobia in your own party, or that horrific billionaire encouraging stochastic terrorism from her castle, or the journalist class who have feathered their nests with disinformation clickbait.
No, much easier to blame kids and phones.
No, much easier to blame kids and phones.
November 12, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I suppose it's easier to blame phones than to call out the transphobia in your own party, or that horrific billionaire encouraging stochastic terrorism from her castle, or the journalist class who have feathered their nests with disinformation clickbait.
No, much easier to blame kids and phones.
No, much easier to blame kids and phones.
We have a 0 tolerance policy for the stochastic terrorism directed at the dearborn community.
Saddle up commies were going lib hunting today.
Saddle up commies were going lib hunting today.
November 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
We have a 0 tolerance policy for the stochastic terrorism directed at the dearborn community.
Saddle up commies were going lib hunting today.
Saddle up commies were going lib hunting today.
Threats to kill Judge Chutkan earn a MAGA mom 27 months. This is not free speech, it is terror cosplay birthed by Dictator Donald’s cult. Consequences finally catch up to stochastic bullying and performative fascism.
MAGA mom sentenced to 27 months for threats to kill federal judge if Trump lost in 2024
A Texas woman supporting President Donald Trump was sentenced to 27 months in prison after threatening a federal judge and others.According to the Department of Justice, Abigail Shry called the chambers of U.S. District Judge Tanya Chutkan in 2023, "and made derogatory statements and threats to anyo...
www.rawstory.com
November 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Threats to kill Judge Chutkan earn a MAGA mom 27 months. This is not free speech, it is terror cosplay birthed by Dictator Donald’s cult. Consequences finally catch up to stochastic bullying and performative fascism.
These stochastic parrot bullshit machines have brought us untold benefits - they mimic pedophiles who prey upon children, they convince teens to commit suicide, they pose as
therapists" who tell their clients to commit mass murder, they fill legal briefs with hallucinated, fake legal cases.
therapists" who tell their clients to commit mass murder, they fill legal briefs with hallucinated, fake legal cases.
November 11, 2025 at 12:17 PM
These stochastic parrot bullshit machines have brought us untold benefits - they mimic pedophiles who prey upon children, they convince teens to commit suicide, they pose as
therapists" who tell their clients to commit mass murder, they fill legal briefs with hallucinated, fake legal cases.
therapists" who tell their clients to commit mass murder, they fill legal briefs with hallucinated, fake legal cases.
For those of you who have been following the epic inanity of the current bubble, you will no doubt be aware that very close to 100% of the economic growth of the U.S. in 2025 has come from carpeting the country with obscenely wasteful "data centers" to feed the stochastic parrot bullshit machines...
November 11, 2025 at 12:13 PM
For those of you who have been following the epic inanity of the current bubble, you will no doubt be aware that very close to 100% of the economic growth of the U.S. in 2025 has come from carpeting the country with obscenely wasteful "data centers" to feed the stochastic parrot bullshit machines...
I think it’s reasonable. Song lyrics aren’t automatically benign, and they certainly aren’t without meaning.
Words have power, and we have to consider stochastic effects.
Words have power, and we have to consider stochastic effects.
November 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I think it’s reasonable. Song lyrics aren’t automatically benign, and they certainly aren’t without meaning.
Words have power, and we have to consider stochastic effects.
Words have power, and we have to consider stochastic effects.
My new stochastic parrots meme gif!
November 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
My new stochastic parrots meme gif!
Pizzagate was a shot across the bow: “we can send stochastic terrorists against targets that don’t make any sense, by invoking crimes that you have been documented committing” is some strong leverage
November 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Pizzagate was a shot across the bow: “we can send stochastic terrorists against targets that don’t make any sense, by invoking crimes that you have been documented committing” is some strong leverage
'Increasingly brazen Nazi activities keep escalating our stochastic terror risk, please draft a speech in which we lowkey seek more funding while highkey warning of the dangers posed by both the far-right and far-left'
In an Australia first, I used FOI to get the AI chat logs of Australia's top national security bureaucrat.
They show how he used Microsoft Copilot to ghostwrite speeches and messages to colleagues.
This comes as the government looks to push AI use in the public service.
www.crikey.com.au/20...
They show how he used Microsoft Copilot to ghostwrite speeches and messages to colleagues.
This comes as the government looks to push AI use in the public service.
www.crikey.com.au/20...
November 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
'Increasingly brazen Nazi activities keep escalating our stochastic terror risk, please draft a speech in which we lowkey seek more funding while highkey warning of the dangers posed by both the far-right and far-left'
Best description I’ve heard for LLMs is that they are stochastic parrots.
November 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Best description I’ve heard for LLMs is that they are stochastic parrots.
now we know why the republicans in congress so enthusiastically voted for member security funding in the shutdown deal. (ofc the democrats do actually need it thanks to the stochastic terror and violence encouraged by those republicans
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
now we know why the republicans in congress so enthusiastically voted for member security funding in the shutdown deal. (ofc the democrats do actually need it thanks to the stochastic terror and violence encouraged by those republicans