Kevin Crooks
@swanlynntaze.bsky.social
Bloody Maria enthusiast. Go Pack Go.
“Why don’t you read more?”
December 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
“Why don’t you read more?”
I did this and it was super fucking cool. Up until there was a seizure in the film. Bring epileptic made that turn real quickly lol
somehow won an award for this lol
December 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I did this and it was super fucking cool. Up until there was a seizure in the film. Bring epileptic made that turn real quickly lol
Breakfast is Cream Chipped Beef on toast with home fries (well done) and a side of bacon
Lunch is triple decker club sandwich or BLT
Dinner is Cream Chipped Beef on toast with home fries (well done) and a side of sausage
Lunch is triple decker club sandwich or BLT
Dinner is Cream Chipped Beef on toast with home fries (well done) and a side of sausage
What's your diner order?
Breakfast is corned beef hash, two dippy eggs and an English muffin. Side of scrapple if I'm home in Philly.
Lunch is triple decker club sandwich or BLT
Dinner is chicken fried steak and a baker, sour and butter, or mashed and gravy
Breakfast is corned beef hash, two dippy eggs and an English muffin. Side of scrapple if I'm home in Philly.
Lunch is triple decker club sandwich or BLT
Dinner is chicken fried steak and a baker, sour and butter, or mashed and gravy
Diners are dying. Grew up in Philly in diner culture. My first job was bussing tables at the counter. LA used to have diners everywhere, too. Still the famous ones on the west side and Nat's in the Valley, etc, but so many have closed. Nothing better than a thick handled bottomless mug coffee
December 10, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Breakfast is Cream Chipped Beef on toast with home fries (well done) and a side of bacon
Lunch is triple decker club sandwich or BLT
Dinner is Cream Chipped Beef on toast with home fries (well done) and a side of sausage
Lunch is triple decker club sandwich or BLT
Dinner is Cream Chipped Beef on toast with home fries (well done) and a side of sausage
Christmas trees are like quarterbacks - if you have two, you have none
December 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Christmas trees are like quarterbacks - if you have two, you have none
Couldn’t do it @andyhermannfl.bsky.social @dustyevely.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Couldn’t do it @andyhermannfl.bsky.social @dustyevely.bsky.social
Just wanted to let you know that both of these things are true @shamus.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Just wanted to let you know that both of these things are true @shamus.bsky.social
Detoxing myself from the Packers until Sunday. Can’t keep letting Matt Lafleur do this to me.
November 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Detoxing myself from the Packers until Sunday. Can’t keep letting Matt Lafleur do this to me.
:(
November 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
:(
Edgecombe giving me tingles @shamus.bsky.social
October 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Edgecombe giving me tingles @shamus.bsky.social
I just had a vasectomy and got autism
October 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I just had a vasectomy and got autism
Imagine how hard it must be to catch a popup during a major league baseball game. These guys aren’t good enough to do that
October 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Imagine how hard it must be to catch a popup during a major league baseball game. These guys aren’t good enough to do that
Vasectomy tomorrow? Drunk tonight.
October 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Vasectomy tomorrow? Drunk tonight.
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My sympathies to the biggest Philadelphia Phillies fans I know: Joe Biden, Samuel Alito, and Benjamin Netanyahu. I’ll see you in Valhalla.
October 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
My sympathies to the biggest Philadelphia Phillies fans I know: Joe Biden, Samuel Alito, and Benjamin Netanyahu. I’ll see you in Valhalla.
Lee Corso return is imminent
I hope UNC's next head football coach is someone even more famous and less qualified to coach a college football team
October 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Lee Corso return is imminent
Getting AMAZING fuel economy with my rental car this week! #ThankYouTrump
October 3, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Getting AMAZING fuel economy with my rental car this week! #ThankYouTrump
Best part of Sunday Ticket? The Zen.
September 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Best part of Sunday Ticket? The Zen.
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inject this directly into my eyeballs
September 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
inject this directly into my eyeballs
This is the Hulu TV live sports section on the first weekend of college football…. @sickoscommittee.org
August 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
This is the Hulu TV live sports section on the first weekend of college football…. @sickoscommittee.org
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There have only been two players in NFL history with 12+ sacks in each of their first 4 seasons in the NFL.
1) Reggie White
2) Micah Parsons
1) Reggie White
2) Micah Parsons
August 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
There have only been two players in NFL history with 12+ sacks in each of their first 4 seasons in the NFL.
1) Reggie White
2) Micah Parsons
1) Reggie White
2) Micah Parsons
Some of these Spider-Man episodes we put on for Turner really hit home
August 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Some of these Spider-Man episodes we put on for Turner really hit home
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top five all time Dudes Rock clip
August 14, 2025 at 3:44 AM
top five all time Dudes Rock clip
The Leftovers is the best inside of that group!
Take away all the GOAT candidates: The Wire, Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, and Lost.
What’s the best show outside of that group?
What’s the best show outside of that group?
August 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The Leftovers is the best inside of that group!