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They elected a guilty man president.
September 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
They elected a guilty man president.
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Liberal cishet friend tried cite "First They Came" at me as justification for him fleeing. Any critical thought would have drawn you to the author's intent, please stand *together*
May 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Liberal cishet friend tried cite "First They Came" at me as justification for him fleeing. Any critical thought would have drawn you to the author's intent, please stand *together*
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A reminder of a pretty etymology to brighten the day. The ‘daisy’ takes its name from the Old English ‘dæges ēage’, ‘day’s eye’, because it opens its petals at dawn, and closes them again at dusk.
April 18, 2025 at 8:40 AM
A reminder of a pretty etymology to brighten the day. The ‘daisy’ takes its name from the Old English ‘dæges ēage’, ‘day’s eye’, because it opens its petals at dawn, and closes them again at dusk.
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Not all echoes are meant to return. The lights flicker not from power loss, but memory. When the clock chimes out of rhythm and the sky hums a little too low, you’ll understand what wasn’t written. Some birds don’t migrate—they vanish.
April 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Not all echoes are meant to return. The lights flicker not from power loss, but memory. When the clock chimes out of rhythm and the sky hums a little too low, you’ll understand what wasn’t written. Some birds don’t migrate—they vanish.
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TDOV
DONT WANNA SEE TRANS PEOPLE? THEN KILL YOURSELF
March 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM
TDOV
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happy tdov love u chat also i just made these guys mwah
April 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
happy tdov love u chat also i just made these guys mwah
"With God's wrath invoked, I'm gonna go lay down and smoke." Lesbian daughter to conservative Christian mom, regarding a conversion about how awful and predatory online sports betting is.
April 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM
"With God's wrath invoked, I'm gonna go lay down and smoke." Lesbian daughter to conservative Christian mom, regarding a conversion about how awful and predatory online sports betting is.
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Q: Is it wrong to put God’s teachings behind a paywall?
A: Catholicism has a rich, beautiful history of taking people’s money.
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A: Catholicism has a rich, beautiful history of taking people’s money.
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What To Know About The Hallow Prayer App
Hallow, a Catholic prayer app, is observing Lent with a prayer challenge featuring celebrities like Mark Wahlberg, who is also an investor in the app. The Onion shares everything you need to know about Hallow. Q: Who is Hallow aimed at? A: Lapsed Catholics seeking a closer connection with Mark Wahlberg. Q: Is Hallow only […]
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March 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Q: Is it wrong to put God’s teachings behind a paywall?
A: Catholicism has a rich, beautiful history of taking people’s money.
theonion.com/what-to...
A: Catholicism has a rich, beautiful history of taking people’s money.
theonion.com/what-to...
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I need this lil guy tonight
March 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I need this lil guy tonight
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Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday
Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday
YouTube video by The Onion
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March 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday
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i want to live in this picture forever.
July 6, 2023 at 4:27 PM
i want to live in this picture forever.
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they were cooking so hard with this new suit design god DAMN
March 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
they were cooking so hard with this new suit design god DAMN
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Trump administration legal definitions:
• people who damage teslas or Tesla property: domestic terrorists
• people who storm the capitol, beat law enforcement officers with flagpoles and try to overturn a democratic election: patriots
• people who damage teslas or Tesla property: domestic terrorists
• people who storm the capitol, beat law enforcement officers with flagpoles and try to overturn a democratic election: patriots
March 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Trump administration legal definitions:
• people who damage teslas or Tesla property: domestic terrorists
• people who storm the capitol, beat law enforcement officers with flagpoles and try to overturn a democratic election: patriots
• people who damage teslas or Tesla property: domestic terrorists
• people who storm the capitol, beat law enforcement officers with flagpoles and try to overturn a democratic election: patriots
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March 22, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Citizens of foreign countries seem to have a much better grasp on how exactly to wield economic pressure via boycotts than we do here in the US and that sure is something.
March 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Citizens of foreign countries seem to have a much better grasp on how exactly to wield economic pressure via boycotts than we do here in the US and that sure is something.
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Doesn't happen often, but getting misgendered now, at almost 4 years in is more head-scratching than offensive.
Like, I'm sorry you can't see my huge fuckin' tits???
Like, I'm sorry you can't see my huge fuckin' tits???
March 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Doesn't happen often, but getting misgendered now, at almost 4 years in is more head-scratching than offensive.
Like, I'm sorry you can't see my huge fuckin' tits???
Like, I'm sorry you can't see my huge fuckin' tits???
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Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression
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Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression
WASHINGTON—Warning that Americans should brace themselves for an economic “period of transition,” President Donald Trump told reporters Monday that a recession would be an unfortunate but necessary step on the way to all-out depression. “Look, what we’re doing is very big and will cause some pain, but that pain is necessary to cause total economic […]
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March 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression
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