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hater of pickles
she/her
legal field
hitting my pen w the #boss LOL
December 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
i fucking love my boss and christmas. we just laughed about this man's skinny sss ankles drunk over some red wine.
December 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Also, congratulations everyone who made something this year. A comic, a song, a film, a novel, a painting, a poem, a short story, a sculpture, crochet, embroidery, whatever it is. In this era of slop and theft, if you *make* something you are a shining jewel and I am so grateful for you.
December 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
you ever look at your year to date pay and think. I have $3
December 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
never quit. stay and build ur RICO case
December 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Unless proven otherwise, every Republican in Congress supports this image:
December 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Kat Cammack worked to advance and pass legislation that prevents women from having an abortion and then got an abortion.
Rep. Kat Cammarck: "Today, one in six people in the US is foreign born. That quite frankly is not sustainable to maintain a culture that we are known for here in the United States."
December 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
unfortunately those are my monkeys and they did escape my circus. we're not fucking perfect ok
December 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
my partner was upset about how much food we throw away, so instead of putting leftovers in the museum (fridge) he went and bought a bunch of tupperware and handed out food to our housesless neighbors. I love my
partner
November 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
recently learned that the turkeys pardoned for thanksgiving are usually sent to petting zoos or universities to be research subjects. what the fuck
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
sushi for lunch again queen 👉👈
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
craving cajun pasta will be making tonight
November 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
wanna go 🏠
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
idk man i just work here
November 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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real Bs move in silence like subpoenas
November 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
what do you even get a baby for christmas. it's not like they drink
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
ate too many cookies and put up our tiny christmas tree
November 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Until the sun burns out
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
won $500 on a $5 scratch off it's like a reward
November 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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potential revision to the “everyone is 12” theory: everyone is 12, except for Donald Trump, who is 5
Trump on his iPad at Mar-a-Lago
November 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
every so often i find art/an artist on the internet that awakens the most wonderful curiosity and whimsy inside of me. this is one of those artists. bravo, i love it.
The flower gem
November 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Got tired of reading the news and getting mad. Feeding America backs 200+ food banks around the country and I've seeded with $500 for now. I'll match up to another $500 myself.

Pass the hat, RTs graciously appreciated, etc.
I'm supporting Feeding America!
To feed America’s hungry through food banks and engage our country in the fight to end hunger
teamfeed.feedingamerica.org
November 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM