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November 1, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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You heard about Ian Watkins?
October 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Hahahahahahaha fuck Ian Watkins, dead Paedo cunt
October 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Today in kingdom come deliverance 2:

Found the best pub sign in the world
September 24, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Sad to hear that Harold 'Dickie' Bird has been dismissed eight short of his century.

He and David Shepherd were basically the mainstays of umpiring in my youth.

#cricket
September 23, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Just when I think Manchester United can’t disappoint me anymore, it’s a game like this
a cartoon dog with a blue collar is standing in front of a potted plant and says major disappointment
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August 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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THEY DID IT!!
August 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Some pretty classy penalties with cool heads for @swfc.co.uk there!
August 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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July 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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🏏 Derbyshire make it back-to-back wins
🦘 Nathan McAndrew takes 6 for 21
🟢 Tom Moores hit final ball six to beat Birmingham Bears

The Men's T20 Blast roundup ⤵️
Nathan McAndrew bowls Sussex to win, Notts win thriller over Birmingham Bears | The Cricketer
Nathan McAndrew made it 11 wickets against Glamorgan in the T20 Blast this season with 6 for 21, while Derbyshire beat Leicestershire, and Notts Outlaws chased down 207 to beat Birmingham Bears
www.thecricketer.com
June 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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June 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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I think it would be good to get some women in charge of the countries that have nuclear weapons. Women talk to each other. Women can be reasonable. Enough with the macho men and swinging dicks.
June 14, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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June 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
One of these days I’ll understand why the traffic in Sheffield gets so randomly congested for no reason
a man is driving a car in a traffic jam .
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May 23, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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GIRLFRIEND: I'm breaking up with you.

ME: Is it because every time you have tuna mayo I call it shoalslaw?

HER: Yes. Yes it is.
May 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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ZOOKEEPER: So this snake is 3.14 metres long

ME: *way too loud* A pi-thon

ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
May 4, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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[sees a guy selling drugs outside the supermarket] *whispers to self* Pablo Tescobar
April 28, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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Heres the video: https://tinyurl.com/2ndywcew
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Just Jos Buttler things! #crickett #GTvDC #JosButtler #IPL2025
April 20, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Headphones on, Easter egg for breakfast, catching up on last nights Wrestle Mania!
a ferris wheel with a sign that says ' roller coaster ' on it at night
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April 20, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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We asked our head of groundstaff to check the chemical composition of the playing surface, and he declared it fit for humans to play.
April 13, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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The groundstaff say they will put a bit of sawdust down and conditions should be fit for play within an hour.
April 8, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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“Don’t ever catch me or my son again”
April 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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April 5, 2025 at 11:46 AM