Paul Morris
xlcchelt.bsky.social
Paul Morris
@xlcchelt.bsky.social
"But have you heard this one though?..."

Gay 🏳️‍🌈 (except to the British state). LGBTQ+ inclusive 🏳️‍⚧️.

Anti-Capitalism. Leftist (for an anarcho-communist world).

ACAB. FTP.

Follow me on Mastodon too.
Halifax are on the verge of becoming the second Championship club to disappear this year after being placed into compulsory liquidation.

Presumably will mean a return to wins/points percentage if they do.

#RugbyLeague
February 9, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Nothing like getting to within seconds of finishing having had a video rendering for two hours, only to run out of hard drive space.
February 9, 2026 at 7:18 PM
So I got a letter saying I'd let my postal vote lapse, which was what I wanted anyway, as I haven't voted since 2019 and have no ambition ever again.

I was hoping I could just remove myself fully from the registry, but it seems you're forced to be on it - even though I didn't opt-in to this racket.
February 9, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Probably everyone who plays #FallGuys has seen it many times, but 'you finish, you qualify' levels like Slime Climb/Skyscraper really often heavily thin out a show (often including me...).

A Level 2 Hyperdrive Heroes yesterday went from 21 to 4. I only got second in that Final though.

#PS5 #gaming
February 9, 2026 at 7:51 AM
How I wish I could have a debut stream on a platform that supposedly peaked at 105k, and then all the following 'regular' streams were near or above 20k, yet then decide to just shut it all down in only a week.

(yes, this is about Hasan already quitting #YouTube streaming)

#HasanAbi #HasanPiker
February 8, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Think I've just had my best ever session in #FallGuys - definitely in Ranked.

5 of 6 finals and 2 wins - one shared on Jump Showdown, and then winning outright on Hex-a-Ring.

I doubled my Ranked wins from 2 to 4, and think I went from Silver 2 to Gold 2.

Probably never happen again.

#PS5 #gaming
February 8, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Trending 1. "Political Outrage"

You're going to have to give me a clue to what this time.
February 8, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Yeah, I'm not playing this game (Fall Guys Crown Jam) again.

Not because it's not fun.

But because since that first session I suck and am a let down for team players.
February 7, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Having watched some gameplay videos, I'm not going to buy Carmageddon: Rogue Shift now, and save it for Screamer in March.

The gameplay loop looks repetitive and boring - like the AI just 'exist', not as competitors.

And the ending cut-scene as a payoff for winning is pretty pathetic.

#gaming
February 7, 2026 at 6:37 AM
With their history with fascism, it's disappointing to read the Italian crowds only lightly booed the Israel athletes, and not at all the USA ones.

Like sure they booed JD Vance, but the guy's a puppet and simpleton.

Maybe they're like Germany and think this is their recompense for World War II.
February 7, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Hopefully this will stop people complaining that there's no interest or money from French media companies in rugby league for a while.

Rugbyrama already stream most matches from the third level of French rugby union.

#SuperLeague #RugbyLeague

www.catalansdragons.com/en/articles-...
Dragons Catalans › News › 2026 › Feb. › Le Groupe Dépêche to broadcast Catalans Dragons in 2026
www.catalansdragons.com
February 6, 2026 at 7:31 PM
The Olympic Winter Games officially open tonight, and you may remember I posted at previous Games.

But this time, I've no interest in watching any of it.

Maybe if I see something off-hand I'll post my thoughts on it, but I just want to stay cocooned from everything.
February 6, 2026 at 6:06 PM
No actually I do suck at this game like every other one I try to play.

Like now I can't win a match.

And just lost by point limit for the first time too.

I think they sucked me in by giving me easy players yesterday.

#Fortnite #FallGuys #gaming
February 5, 2026 at 6:34 PM
So I've just been playing some Fall Guys Crown Jam for the first time, and not only is it a lot of fun, but why am I and my teams so cracked?

Like I must have had ten 5-1 or 4-0s. The last game though was the best - we won 5-4 on my assist with one second left.

#FallGuys #Fortnite #gaming
February 4, 2026 at 7:16 PM
And this is why they want to get rid of jury trial.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Palestine Action protesters not guilty of defence firm burglary
The group are cleared of aggravated burglary over the alleged raid at an Elbit Systems warehouse.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 4, 2026 at 12:54 PM
So it seems that the reviews of Carmageddon: Rogue Shift are all over the place.

Makes sense given the gameplay model, but doesn't help for someone who was interested in the game.

Or maybe to save it up for Screamer.

#gaming
February 3, 2026 at 5:24 PM
I'm guessing George Ford won't be switching to rugby league for Oldham anymore then.

Probably not going to be in Super League anytime soon now either.

#RugbyLeague

www.loverugbyleague.com/post/mike-fo...
Mike Ford announces shock immediate Oldham departure
Oldham director of rugby Mike Ford has left the club with immediate effect, citing the direction of travel at the club as his reason.
www.loverugbyleague.com
February 1, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Nearly 8k watching the London Broncos vs Oldham RLFC Championship match on YouTube right now.

Feels like a platform that's worth considering.

#RugbyLeague
February 1, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Yeah, but was he obsessively talking about trans women being in the women's results and records pages?

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
King's visit leaves Sandringham Parkrun participants 'speechless'
This is the second time the monarch has surprised joggers at a Parkrun on the royal estate.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 31, 2026 at 5:06 PM
I just wished Toulouse Olympique had signed someone who could bring in crowds and media interest.

Maybe they did try and there was no-one available, or they don't actually have the money, or it was taken in the travel stipends.

It's sad.

#SuperLeague #RugbyLeague

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYj0...
Highlights - Dragons vs Toulouse
YouTube video by Dragons Catalans
www.youtube.com
January 31, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I like the idea to take #NRL games to Singapore - a rich market in a good time zone that's had teams in Australian leagues, and would be travelled to.

I don't think it should be a club already deciding to play 'home' matches in Sydney though.

#RugbyLeague

www.loverugbyleague.com/post/rugby-l...
NRL CEO launches plans to take games to Singapore and Asia
Could the NRL soon take major games to Asia - with Singapore a possible location? That is an idea floated by one competition CEO..
www.loverugbyleague.com
January 31, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Just seen a video about this Moltbook thing, and it does make me laugh that AI are talking to each other on their own social media space.

I'm sure this won't be used to manipulate reality or anything.

Humans saying how great this takes over the simple tasks they can do as fast, are already gone.
January 31, 2026 at 2:29 PM
So Hasan got temp banned on Twitch again last night for some bullshit reason or something.

His first YouTube stream (ever?) is currently closing in on 100k live viewers, lmao.

#HasanPiker #HasanAbi
January 30, 2026 at 8:21 PM
He'll "forget it", and he'll "not have heard/read it", so it won't really mean anything.
Lindsey Graham: "You jammed me. Speaker Johnson, I won't forget this."
January 30, 2026 at 6:39 PM
So if you remember that 'leaked' image of the splash screen for pre-ordering Forza Horizon 6 out a few weeks ago, today it has actually appeared in Forza Horizon 5.

Here's my recording of the moment it happened to me.

#ForzaHorizon5 #ForzaHorizon6 #Xbox #gaming

www.youtube.com/watch?v=42kS...
Been Wondering About This [Forza Horizon 5]
YouTube video by Paul Morris
www.youtube.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:33 PM