Suzanne Gale
@suzannegale.bsky.social
ItsMeSuzyG from that other place. I sometimes write stuff and sometimes make stuff, sometimes sew stuff and sometimes bake stuff. ADHD driven.
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Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
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Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
WASHINGTON—Grumbling to himself as he repeatedly dropped the device, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly blowing into a Breathalyzer Thursday in an attempt to unlock his phone. “Stupid fucking judge made me put this on my iPhone,” said the head of the nation’s largest government agency, snapping his fingers to get the attention […]
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March 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
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Imagine thinking you’re so special that disliking you is evil.
countdown to his mommy logging on and scolding everyone for being mean to her special special middle-aged boy
March 30, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Imagine thinking you’re so special that disliking you is evil.
No joke— I did this at restaurants when my kids were toddlers to keep them entertained so they wouldn’t freak out in public.
Can I run DOGE?
Can I run DOGE?
March 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
No joke— I did this at restaurants when my kids were toddlers to keep them entertained so they wouldn’t freak out in public.
Can I run DOGE?
Can I run DOGE?
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Musk and Trump could not possibly be sending a clearer signal that the Tesla protests are working than this pathetic stunt today.
March 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Musk and Trump could not possibly be sending a clearer signal that the Tesla protests are working than this pathetic stunt today.
Lifelong chaotic good checking in 🙋🏼♀️
In order to defeat CHAOTIC EVIL…
…you’re gonna need CHAOTIC GOOD.
Am I right?
Level 5 Dungeon Masters, please check in.
…you’re gonna need CHAOTIC GOOD.
Am I right?
Level 5 Dungeon Masters, please check in.
March 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Lifelong chaotic good checking in 🙋🏼♀️
Write a letter demanding the release of Mahmoud Khalil using this link. Do not let them disappear this man.
actionnetwork.org/letters/dema...
actionnetwork.org/letters/dema...
March 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Write a letter demanding the release of Mahmoud Khalil using this link. Do not let them disappear this man.
actionnetwork.org/letters/dema...
actionnetwork.org/letters/dema...
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And watch the incompetently engineered, flaming SpaceX rocket debris fill the sky like the most expensive fireworks in history.
March 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
And watch the incompetently engineered, flaming SpaceX rocket debris fill the sky like the most expensive fireworks in history.
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I’d watch it
March 8, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I’d watch it
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I’m gonna need a meme lord to keep this updated for me…
March 6, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I’m gonna need a meme lord to keep this updated for me…
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You know how in some wars, there's the side who says, "War has rules, we line up with our horses, point our guns, and fire at the same time," and then there's the other side that runs out of the trees with rusty knives and they start stabbing the fucking horses? The Democrats are the first group.
March 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
You know how in some wars, there's the side who says, "War has rules, we line up with our horses, point our guns, and fire at the same time," and then there's the other side that runs out of the trees with rusty knives and they start stabbing the fucking horses? The Democrats are the first group.
Care Bear STARE…
*swastika sparkles in an arc from JD’s furry stomach*
*swastika sparkles in an arc from JD’s furry stomach*
March 4, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Care Bear STARE…
*swastika sparkles in an arc from JD’s furry stomach*
*swastika sparkles in an arc from JD’s furry stomach*
Sounds like dude’s gonna struggle to register to vote under the SAVE act…
March 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Sounds like dude’s gonna struggle to register to vote under the SAVE act…
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This is what leadership looks like...
March 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
This is what leadership looks like...
I’m kinda fascinated with the question that came up in the last episode of #Severance:
If you were caught in a mudslide, would you be more afraid of suffocating or drowning?
I wonder what the answers are supposed to indicate.
Whatever it means, I vote suffocation. 🙋🏼♀️ How about you?
If you were caught in a mudslide, would you be more afraid of suffocating or drowning?
I wonder what the answers are supposed to indicate.
Whatever it means, I vote suffocation. 🙋🏼♀️ How about you?
March 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I’m kinda fascinated with the question that came up in the last episode of #Severance:
If you were caught in a mudslide, would you be more afraid of suffocating or drowning?
I wonder what the answers are supposed to indicate.
Whatever it means, I vote suffocation. 🙋🏼♀️ How about you?
If you were caught in a mudslide, would you be more afraid of suffocating or drowning?
I wonder what the answers are supposed to indicate.
Whatever it means, I vote suffocation. 🙋🏼♀️ How about you?
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Conan: You know, Anora is having a good night. That's great news. Two wins already. I guess Americans are excited to see somebody finally stand up to a powerful Russian.
March 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Conan: You know, Anora is having a good night. That's great news. Two wins already. I guess Americans are excited to see somebody finally stand up to a powerful Russian.
Damn. Every time I think #Severance can’t get any better, it goes does something like this. 😭
February 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Damn. Every time I think #Severance can’t get any better, it goes does something like this. 😭
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Big news for anyone with federal student loans: after we rang the alarm, a judge stopped Elon Musk and his team from seizing your personal data.
This is why we get in the fight.
This is why we get in the fight.
Judge blocks OPM, Education Department from sharing personal info with DOGE
The order is the most wide-ranging block on DOGE’s activities to date.
www.politico.com
February 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Big news for anyone with federal student loans: after we rang the alarm, a judge stopped Elon Musk and his team from seizing your personal data.
This is why we get in the fight.
This is why we get in the fight.
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In 6th grade I wanted to do a report on propaganda for TAG. My mom said that was a boring topic.
I was like, “It’s, like, how you trick whole countries!” And she shrugged like, meh.
I did a report on aviaries instead.
My mom is now a Trumper. I should have done the damn propaganda report.
I was like, “It’s, like, how you trick whole countries!” And she shrugged like, meh.
I did a report on aviaries instead.
My mom is now a Trumper. I should have done the damn propaganda report.
February 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
In 6th grade I wanted to do a report on propaganda for TAG. My mom said that was a boring topic.
I was like, “It’s, like, how you trick whole countries!” And she shrugged like, meh.
I did a report on aviaries instead.
My mom is now a Trumper. I should have done the damn propaganda report.
I was like, “It’s, like, how you trick whole countries!” And she shrugged like, meh.
I did a report on aviaries instead.
My mom is now a Trumper. I should have done the damn propaganda report.
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donald trump was just JOKING when he called himself king. he was KIDDING AROUND when he imprisoned everyone who has ever been mean to him. he was TEASING when he made the army shoot their guns at the sea to defeat the water god neptune.
February 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
donald trump was just JOKING when he called himself king. he was KIDDING AROUND when he imprisoned everyone who has ever been mean to him. he was TEASING when he made the army shoot their guns at the sea to defeat the water god neptune.
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With everything going on I needed to do something cathartic, and really wanted to try a WWII-style poster with Sheena.
I really love old poster graphics from that time period and figured it was a fitting theme!
I really love old poster graphics from that time period and figured it was a fitting theme!
February 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
With everything going on I needed to do something cathartic, and really wanted to try a WWII-style poster with Sheena.
I really love old poster graphics from that time period and figured it was a fitting theme!
I really love old poster graphics from that time period and figured it was a fitting theme!
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Every ten minutes here is like:
- Trump doubles student debt
- Musk now has keys to your house and is in your bathroom doing plumbing drugs
- Three planes just crashed
- Trump signs EO making women illegal
- Face-melted Nazi from Indiana Jones now in charge of CIA
- Meteor not arriving fast enough
- Trump doubles student debt
- Musk now has keys to your house and is in your bathroom doing plumbing drugs
- Three planes just crashed
- Trump signs EO making women illegal
- Face-melted Nazi from Indiana Jones now in charge of CIA
- Meteor not arriving fast enough
February 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Every ten minutes here is like:
- Trump doubles student debt
- Musk now has keys to your house and is in your bathroom doing plumbing drugs
- Three planes just crashed
- Trump signs EO making women illegal
- Face-melted Nazi from Indiana Jones now in charge of CIA
- Meteor not arriving fast enough
- Trump doubles student debt
- Musk now has keys to your house and is in your bathroom doing plumbing drugs
- Three planes just crashed
- Trump signs EO making women illegal
- Face-melted Nazi from Indiana Jones now in charge of CIA
- Meteor not arriving fast enough