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@suspiciousdragons.bsky.social
they/them 27 y/o bisexual disaster
Where the dragons at
I’m still growing pls don’t step on me 🌸 (unless it’s consensual lmaooo)
Where the dragons at
I’m still growing pls don’t step on me 🌸 (unless it’s consensual lmaooo)
I got an idea for a story I want to write but like. I don’t know if I have it anymore. You know, the thing.
February 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I got an idea for a story I want to write but like. I don’t know if I have it anymore. You know, the thing.
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Tim Walz - infamous shitposter extraordinaire
February 4, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Tim Walz - infamous shitposter extraordinaire
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men, what's preventing you from looking like this
do you hold your stuffed animals and think, wow this is too cushy i need something firmer. well look no further because this bear has abs.
February 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
men, what's preventing you from looking like this
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24 hours left if you were looking to get your hands on this piece :’)
February 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
24 hours left if you were looking to get your hands on this piece :’)
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"LADIES, do THESE exercises if you want to be strong without bulking up!" Absolutely not. I want MUSCLES. I want to be so muscular I put the Incredible Hulk to shame. I want be a three-ton wall of vocal fry and brawn.
February 4, 2025 at 1:47 AM
"LADIES, do THESE exercises if you want to be strong without bulking up!" Absolutely not. I want MUSCLES. I want to be so muscular I put the Incredible Hulk to shame. I want be a three-ton wall of vocal fry and brawn.
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i think it's super cool that the government is run by the klan right now
Joe Kent, the guy Trump is nominating to lead his counterterrorism division, employed Proud Boys and Patriot Front members, met with Nick Fuentes and sat down with a neo-Nazi YouTuber for an interview.
February 4, 2025 at 4:11 AM
i think it's super cool that the government is run by the klan right now
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Introverts - don't stand up, be comfortable laying in the cut. You're dope.
February 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Introverts - don't stand up, be comfortable laying in the cut. You're dope.
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WRITING TIP: if you get stuck, try making the font really really big. This will remind you of being a baby, when you only knew twelve words and didn't know about death
February 4, 2025 at 10:41 AM
WRITING TIP: if you get stuck, try making the font really really big. This will remind you of being a baby, when you only knew twelve words and didn't know about death
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no funding if it seems like the research MIGHT involve a woman or a nonwhite person
🚨BREAKING. From a program officer at the National Science Foundation, a list of keywords that can cause a grant to be pulled. I will be sharing screenshots of these keywords along with a decision tree. Please share widely. This is a crisis for academic freedom & science.
February 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
no funding if it seems like the research MIGHT involve a woman or a nonwhite person
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Me, listening to my intrusive thoughts
February 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Me, listening to my intrusive thoughts
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honestly think some of the hesitation here is that no one wants to sound like a crank. i was talking at an event last night and even i felt like a crank while i was speaking!
What if there were a coup, the US government fell to a drug-addled oligarch who seized control of our money, secrets, and levers of power, and Corporate media did not report on it?
February 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM
honestly think some of the hesitation here is that no one wants to sound like a crank. i was talking at an event last night and even i felt like a crank while i was speaking!
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I’m getting even more non-binary as I type this
January 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I’m getting even more non-binary as I type this
It’s been like thirty seconds since trump took office and he already made a whole ass concentration camp. America needs to call a trusted adult or something because seriously what the fuck
January 30, 2025 at 7:03 AM
It’s been like thirty seconds since trump took office and he already made a whole ass concentration camp. America needs to call a trusted adult or something because seriously what the fuck
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yyyyyeah maybe we shouldn’t just “relax”
Intelligence officials are starting to leak to me now too. Here’s a memo Defense Intelligence Agency personnel received instructing them to suspend observances including:
- Holocaust Remembrance Day
- MLK Day
- Juneteenth
- Holocaust Remembrance Day
- MLK Day
- Juneteenth
January 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
yyyyyeah maybe we shouldn’t just “relax”
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Anyone else ever just want to quit their job and run away into the woods?
January 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Anyone else ever just want to quit their job and run away into the woods?
You telling me a trans planted this organ
January 29, 2025 at 1:23 PM
You telling me a trans planted this organ
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There are earthworms dying impaled on a fish hook with more of a spine than the Democratic Party
January 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
There are earthworms dying impaled on a fish hook with more of a spine than the Democratic Party
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I gotta get stupider, because I cannot imagine how cool it must be not to worry about all this
January 29, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I gotta get stupider, because I cannot imagine how cool it must be not to worry about all this
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I miss breaking news like this—
January 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I miss breaking news like this—