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𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲
𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 “ 𝑺𝒉𝒓𝒆𝒅𝒅𝒆𝒓 ” .

WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.
Pinned
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠᅠ𝑷𝑬𝑹𝑯𝑨𝑷𝑺 𝐈 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐋𝐄𝐓
𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄
𝗟𝗢𝗡𝗚 𝗘𝗡𝗢𝗨𝗚𝗛 ....
you look like a fool . 👺
Why, this is tap dancing ! 😊 ✨
you will not win a modern dance battle like that . 👺👺👺👺

[ 😭 ]
October 18, 2025 at 3:16 PM
...
I do not want to engage in a dance battle with you.

[ 💀. ]
October 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
what .ᐣ
No, I do not wish to do that .

[ ??? ]
October 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
[ he grunts at her .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ ]
Having a tragic backstory does not give you permission to be so rude. 👺
to make it clear for your tiny mind ── absolutely not at all .
October 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
you will .
… I don’t want to talk about it.

[ SHE SOUNDS SO OMINOUS ? ]
... this is the second time someone has mentioned an avocado .

what is its importance .ᐣ it's inanimate, it cannot do anything .
October 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
... this is the second time someone has mentioned an avocado .

what is its importance .ᐣ it's inanimate, it cannot do anything .
October 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Reposted by ‎ ─╌ 𝓢𝑯𝑹𝑬𝑫𝑫𝑬𝑹.
temporary. pin. master splinter.
hamato yoshi. tmnt 2012 based.
minors do not interact.
October 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
i'll tell you what's about to become shredded . 👺
I guess the shredder became the shredded
[ the dummy is now entirely in shreds on the ground . ]
October 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
elysia 🩷

2003 shredder might be more powerful but 2012 is the bigger hater 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
October 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
hamato yoshiiiii .... hamATO YOSHI ..... HAMATO YOSHI .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ

[ what the FUCK is he doi ── holy SHIT that poor training dummy ── 💀 ]
October 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
that is as believable as hamato yoshi and i being decent siblings .
… oh, I see !

[ girl, you did NOT see. ]
fool .

i was being sarcastic ── my judgment is obvious .
October 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
fool .

i was being sarcastic ── my judgment is obvious .
No, I do say. Which is… why I said it ?

[ 💀. ]
October 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
you don't say .

[ 💀 . ]
I sense judgement from you.

[ She squints. ]
October 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
...

[ HE'S JUDGING HER . ]
I see this is not the reasoning, then. Do not worry about it.

[ 😭. ]
October 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
the what .
If this is regarding the avocado incident, I apologize.

[ ??? ]
October 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
October 17, 2025 at 5:52 PM
no .
elysia 🩷

can we reschedule that's my birthday 😡😡😡
October 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
in 24 days, you will expIode .
elysia 🩷

i'm your WRITER don't tell me to shut the fuck up 🤬
October 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
shut the fuck up, elysia .
October 17, 2025 at 2:53 PM
[ standing behind the reader like this . ]
October 15, 2025 at 4:42 AM
AWAY WITH YOU . 👺
September 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM
no . 😒
September 16, 2025 at 8:41 PM
👺 .
… 👺
i simply don't . 😒

cease your questions as well .
September 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM
i simply don't . 😒

cease your questions as well .
But how do you not fall over — it is a genuine question 😦
September 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM