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Mun is 20.
No lewd.
Pinned
AUGHH
November 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM
HUH ????
My mom tried to kill me but I ate her in self defense
[ She’s currently playing dark souls . The turtle needs a break, she’s getting angry 💧]

Okay, Nito. That’s enough skeletons.

.. I said that’s enough, we don’t need anymore .

.. THAT’S ENOUGH SKELETONS. 👹👹👹
November 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
[ She’s currently playing dark souls . The turtle needs a break, she’s getting angry 💧]

Okay, Nito. That’s enough skeletons.

.. I said that’s enough, we don’t need anymore .

.. THAT’S ENOUGH SKELETONS. 👹👹👹
November 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
She’s about to eat the last slice of pizza. 👺
November 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
( grimacing 😭)
Teehee
[ Taking several steps back, looking at the fourth wall. ]

I didn’t sign up for this when I became a ninja. 💧
November 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Emmy.

He really needs a doctor …
November 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
[ Taking several steps back, looking at the fourth wall. ]

I didn’t sign up for this when I became a ninja. 💧
November 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Reposted by 𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊
{ Farts diabetes }
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Emmy.

HUH ???
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Oh. 💧
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I’m only 15, man. I dunno how to help you with that. 😔
Elmo is constipated
I think you should eat some pizza to help. 💧
November 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I think you should eat some pizza to help. 💧
Elmo led the troops of Sesame Street, and came out victorious during the battle with biki bottom or whatever it's called
November 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
… you do ? 💧
Elmo still remembers the war.
I accidentally became a therapist.
November 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I accidentally became a therapist.
November 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
But but …
Thank you for being my therapist 😁

{ he happily walks away 💀 }
I … I see. Thank you for telling me. 💧
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I just wanted icecream
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I … I see. Thank you for telling me. 💧
But it's okay cuz I ate the devil and absorbed his powers, so now I'm the king of hell and now I can get revenge on all those who betrayed me when i was dethroned in sesame street
[ Awkwardly staring at him. This is why she should’ve never left the sewers today. ]

Oh.. um. Yikes. 💧
November 14, 2025 at 5:19 AM
[ Awkwardly staring at him. This is why she should’ve never left the sewers today. ]

Oh.. um. Yikes. 💧
November 14, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I …?
Back in the day I used to be the king of sesame street.. but then that bitch zoe tried to say "No, you can't be the king of sesame street because rocco is!"

that damn rock, it took my life as king. i was a good king, and i was betrayed by someone i thought was my friend because of her stupid rock
November 14, 2025 at 5:08 AM
WHAT THE FUCK
November 14, 2025 at 5:02 AM
[ snickering 😭 🙏]

Most likely to say ‘erm actshually 🤓’
oh yeah . sir nerdy mcnerdyface the first . 💀
YEAHHHH !!!!! 👺

Is your Don a Nerdy McNerdyFace too ?
November 14, 2025 at 4:41 AM
YEAHHHH !!!!! 👺

Is your Don a Nerdy McNerdyFace too ?
followed by don, he's SUPER smelly 👺
November 14, 2025 at 4:38 AM
.. I don’t know. I’m kind of nose blind.

But I’ll agree and say yes. 👺👺👺
is raph the stinkiest of your brothers too 👺👺👺👺
November 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
WHAAAAT ??? 😦



[ she looks at the fourth wall 😭]

That’s probably because I’m an OC.
YEAH ☹️ I DON'T EVEN HAVE A SIS AT ALL
You WHAT ?? This is worse than the time my Fortnite account was banned 😡
November 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
My tummy hurts 🥀
November 14, 2025 at 4:26 AM