𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 (event )
@thepinkturtle.bsky.social
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⚡KRACKO @theshredder.bsky.social look at what I made
January 3, 2026 at 7:35 AM
⚡KRACKO @theshredder.bsky.social look at what I made
I don’t understand ☹️
NO, THE HORNUTS . 🤬
He eated the BEES ??? 😨
January 3, 2026 at 3:42 AM
I don’t understand ☹️
[ she holds out a dollar ]
do not nuh uh me . you will pay .
Nuh uh 👺
January 3, 2026 at 3:42 AM
[ she holds out a dollar ]
[ Mischevious giggling 😭 ]
WHAT THE FUCJCJUSBEHSHAUGHH
January 3, 2026 at 3:42 AM
[ Mischevious giggling 😭 ]
Nuh uh 👺
YES
No 👺
January 1, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Nuh uh 👺
He eated the BEES ??? 😨
yes we can . that one yellow cartoon guy eats 'em all the time . somer himpson . 👺
[ 😭🙏 . ]
[ 😭🙏 . ]
I don’t think we can eat them … 😦
January 1, 2026 at 11:55 PM
He eated the BEES ??? 😨
Wanna know what he taught me ? 🥺
yes, and i'm telling you it's an A - CORN .ᐟ clearly, splinter doesn't know how to teach his kids about NATURE . 👺
I said eggcorn, meanie 😡
[ she sticks her tongue out ]
[ she sticks her tongue out ]
January 1, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Wanna know what he taught me ? 🥺
[ chewing on something 👺]
January 1, 2026 at 11:53 PM
[ chewing on something 👺]
I don’t think we can eat them … 😦
nuh uh, no they don't . you eat 'em . 👺
[ HE THINKS SHE'S TALKING ABOUT DONUTS . 😭 ]
[ HE THINKS SHE'S TALKING ABOUT DONUTS . 😭 ]
The hornuts. They go bzzzz bzzzz and are super scary 😨
January 1, 2026 at 11:52 PM
I don’t think we can eat them … 😦
No 👺
I AM NOT LAZY .
...
YOU ARE .
[ 💀 .ᐣ ]
...
YOU ARE .
[ 💀 .ᐣ ]
Do it yourself, lazy pants 😤
January 1, 2026 at 11:51 PM
No 👺
I said eggcorn, meanie 😡
[ she sticks her tongue out ]
[ she sticks her tongue out ]
GUAH ──
[ IT HITS HIS HELMET . 💀 ]
... no, FOOL . A - CORN . NOT EGG - CORN .ᐟ 🤬
[ IT HITS HIS HELMET . 💀 ]
... no, FOOL . A - CORN . NOT EGG - CORN .ᐟ 🤬
That’s what I said, eggcorn. 😊
[ she throws it at him 💀]
[ she throws it at him 💀]
January 1, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I said eggcorn, meanie 😡
[ she sticks her tongue out ]
[ she sticks her tongue out ]
Emmy.
Fun fact— I called acorns egg corns when I was little 😭
Fun fact— I called acorns egg corns when I was little 😭
January 1, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Emmy.
Fun fact— I called acorns egg corns when I was little 😭
Fun fact— I called acorns egg corns when I was little 😭
Do it yourself, lazy pants 😤
NOWWW .
I don’t wanna 😡
January 1, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Do it yourself, lazy pants 😤
That’s what I said, eggcorn. 😊
[ she throws it at him 💀]
[ she throws it at him 💀]
that's an acorn, you stupid reptile . 👺
I found an eggcorn.
[ holding up an acorn 😭 ]
[ holding up an acorn 😭 ]
January 1, 2026 at 11:43 PM
That’s what I said, eggcorn. 😊
[ she throws it at him 💀]
[ she throws it at him 💀]
The hornuts. They go bzzzz bzzzz and are super scary 😨
the what - nuts .ᐣ 👺
I was hoping they would show up. ☹️
. . .
This is awkward. This is worse than the hornuts. 😡
[ She means hornet 😭 🙏]
. . .
This is awkward. This is worse than the hornuts. 😡
[ She means hornet 😭 🙏]
January 1, 2026 at 11:43 PM
The hornuts. They go bzzzz bzzzz and are super scary 😨
I found an eggcorn.
[ holding up an acorn 😭 ]
[ holding up an acorn 😭 ]
January 1, 2026 at 11:41 PM
I found an eggcorn.
[ holding up an acorn 😭 ]
[ holding up an acorn 😭 ]
I don’t wanna 😡
i COMMAND YOU . 👺
You do it yourself 😤
January 1, 2026 at 11:39 PM
I don’t wanna 😡
I was hoping they would show up. ☹️
. . .
This is awkward. This is worse than the hornuts. 😡
[ She means hornet 😭 🙏]
. . .
This is awkward. This is worse than the hornuts. 😡
[ She means hornet 😭 🙏]
[ he stares at her . 💀 ]
Nuh uh , watch this 👺
[ . . . ? 💀 ]
[ . . . ? 💀 ]
January 1, 2026 at 11:39 PM
I was hoping they would show up. ☹️
. . .
This is awkward. This is worse than the hornuts. 😡
[ She means hornet 😭 🙏]
. . .
This is awkward. This is worse than the hornuts. 😡
[ She means hornet 😭 🙏]
Emmy.
I forgot I have the cave dweller in this world. Holy fucking JUMPSCARE
I forgot I have the cave dweller in this world. Holy fucking JUMPSCARE
January 1, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Emmy.
I forgot I have the cave dweller in this world. Holy fucking JUMPSCARE
I forgot I have the cave dweller in this world. Holy fucking JUMPSCARE
You do it yourself 😤
remove them . 👺
( she places another bow )
There, all done ! 😊
There, all done ! 😊
January 1, 2026 at 11:22 PM
You do it yourself 😤
Nuh uh , watch this 👺
[ . . . ? 💀 ]
[ . . . ? 💀 ]
no, i'm gonna beat THEM up . stupid toitles . 👺
My brothers are gonna beat you up. 👺
January 1, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Nuh uh , watch this 👺
[ . . . ? 💀 ]
[ . . . ? 💀 ]
Emmy.
You’re excused 👺👺
You’re excused 👺👺
Emmy.
Turns you into a telephone pole
Turns you into a telephone pole
January 1, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Emmy.
You’re excused 👺👺
You’re excused 👺👺
( she places another bow )
There, all done ! 😊
There, all done ! 😊
[ HE LOOKS EVEN MORE DISGUSTED THAN BEFORE . 💀 ]
Oh.
[ she puts another black bow on him 😭]
[ she puts another black bow on him 😭]
January 1, 2026 at 10:37 PM
( she places another bow )
There, all done ! 😊
There, all done ! 😊
My brothers are gonna beat you up. 👺
[ loud ass snort 💀 ]
oh yeah .ᐣ 👺
oh yeah .ᐣ 👺
I’m telling on you 😤
January 1, 2026 at 10:30 PM
My brothers are gonna beat you up. 👺
Emmy.
Turns you into a telephone pole
Turns you into a telephone pole
Emmy.
FINE 😡
FINE 😡
January 1, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Emmy.
Turns you into a telephone pole
Turns you into a telephone pole