─╌ 𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑.
@theshredder.bsky.social
𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝙄 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊, 𝐈'𝐌 𝐆𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆
𝐓𝐎 𝒁𝑨𝑷 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐄
𝗚𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗟𝗘 𝗥𝗔𝗬 @dimensionx.bsky.social
𝑰𝑵𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑫 .ᐟ
WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.
Pinned
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ 𝓖𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝗔𝗚𝗔𝗜𝗡 , 𝑨𝑮𝑮𝑹𝑬𝑺𝑺𝑰𝑽𝑬
𝑨𝑴𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑩𝑰𝑨𝑵 ── 𝐘𝐎𝐔’𝐋𝐋
𝐍𝐎𝐓 「 * 𝗙𝗢𝗜𝗟 」 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝙋𝙇𝘼𝙉 .ᐟ
ᅠ 𝓖𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝗔𝗚𝗔𝗜𝗡 , 𝑨𝑮𝑮𝑹𝑬𝑺𝑺𝑰𝑽𝑬
𝑨𝑴𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑩𝑰𝑨𝑵 ── 𝐘𝐎𝐔’𝐋𝐋
𝐍𝐎𝐓 「 * 𝗙𝗢𝗜𝗟 」 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝙋𝙇𝘼𝙉 .ᐟ
[ he stares back at her for a moment, he thinks he's so funny . 😭 ]
... okay . 👺
... okay . 👺
Why th— … 😒
[ Evelyn 👺LOOKS👺 at him. ]
It is this way.
[ Evelyn 👺LOOKS👺 at him. ]
It is this way.
[ a loud sigh . 💀 ]
fine . 👺
[ he puts down his tools and stands up . ]
lead the way, o' short one .
fine . 👺
[ he puts down his tools and stands up . ]
lead the way, o' short one .
January 6, 2026 at 5:51 PM
[ he stares back at her for a moment, he thinks he's so funny . 😭 ]
... okay . 👺
... okay . 👺
how is what happened in a DREAM MY FAULT . IT'S CALLED A DREAM FOR A REASON 🤬
You got us stuck on a ROLLERCOASTER in a dream, you MORON. 🤬
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT . 👺
January 6, 2026 at 5:50 PM
how is what happened in a DREAM MY FAULT . IT'S CALLED A DREAM FOR A REASON 🤬
[ a loud sigh . 💀 ]
fine . 👺
[ he puts down his tools and stands up . ]
lead the way, o' short one .
fine . 👺
[ he puts down his tools and stands up . ]
lead the way, o' short one .
Um… it involves a shelf. And the fact that my step stool is missing, I am unable to summon it. 😔
I am only able to summon objects if I know exactly where they are located. ☹️
[ 😭. ]
I am only able to summon objects if I know exactly where they are located. ☹️
[ 😭. ]
[ he appears to be working on a machine . ]
really, now . and why's that . 👺
really, now . and why's that . 👺
January 6, 2026 at 5:20 PM
[ a loud sigh . 💀 ]
fine . 👺
[ he puts down his tools and stands up . ]
lead the way, o' short one .
fine . 👺
[ he puts down his tools and stands up . ]
lead the way, o' short one .
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT . 👺
YES, YOU DID 🤬 Don’t play dumb with me, you MORON.
i didn't do ANYTHING . the NERVE ── 🤬
January 6, 2026 at 5:03 PM
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT . 👺
[ he appears to be working on a machine . ]
really, now . and why's that . 👺
really, now . and why's that . 👺
{ @theshredder.bsky.social }
I require some assistance. It is a rather serious. 😔
[ She needs help reaching something off the top shelf 💀]
I require some assistance. It is a rather serious. 😔
[ She needs help reaching something off the top shelf 💀]
January 6, 2026 at 4:29 PM
[ he appears to be working on a machine . ]
really, now . and why's that . 👺
really, now . and why's that . 👺
i didn't do ANYTHING . the NERVE ── 🤬
You know what YOU did, you STUPID NINJA 🤬
what the fuck are YOU ' 👺 ' ing about . stupid idiot brain 👺👺👺
January 6, 2026 at 4:26 PM
i didn't do ANYTHING . the NERVE ── 🤬
what the fuck are YOU ' 👺 ' ing about . stupid idiot brain 👺👺👺
👺
January 6, 2026 at 5:15 AM
what the fuck are YOU ' 👺 ' ing about . stupid idiot brain 👺👺👺
January 6, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Reposted by ─╌ 𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑.
Reposted by ─╌ 𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑.
January 6, 2026 at 2:35 AM
January 6, 2026 at 2:35 AM
i never do . ✨️
January 6, 2026 at 1:12 AM
i never do . ✨️
why shouldn't i be .ᐣ ✨️
January 6, 2026 at 12:28 AM
why shouldn't i be .ᐣ ✨️
January 6, 2026 at 12:28 AM
i do have the great pleasure of owning that title . ✨️
January 5, 2026 at 11:45 PM
i do have the great pleasure of owning that title . ✨️
i hope they can't . i'm evil that way .
January 5, 2026 at 10:46 PM
i hope they can't . i'm evil that way .
yep, that works .
January 5, 2026 at 8:27 PM
yep, that works .
boo .
i suppose you could, just make sure it's an extremely isolated and lonely one .
i suppose you could, just make sure it's an extremely isolated and lonely one .
January 5, 2026 at 8:25 PM
boo .
i suppose you could, just make sure it's an extremely isolated and lonely one .
i suppose you could, just make sure it's an extremely isolated and lonely one .
“ hm . interesting . pleasure to meet you, as well . ”
since he's going to be stuck here a while, clearly, shredder sets the stoIen equipment on the floor . there's no use in tiring his arms out .
his henchmen are in the building as well ── in the bathroom . shredder is REALLY hoping they
( + )
since he's going to be stuck here a while, clearly, shredder sets the stoIen equipment on the floor . there's no use in tiring his arms out .
his henchmen are in the building as well ── in the bathroom . shredder is REALLY hoping they
( + )
❝ Rose Oscuro. Hairdresser, and... freelance worker. ❞
The other's arrogance leaves a bitter taste in his mouth. But he wears a pleasant smile.
❝ A pleasure. ❞
The other's arrogance leaves a bitter taste in his mouth. But he wears a pleasant smile.
❝ A pleasure. ❞
“ i suppose so . ”
he's silent for a moment .
“ ... oroku saki . inventor, scientist, historian, and overall incredible genius . ”
he's silent for a moment .
“ ... oroku saki . inventor, scientist, historian, and overall incredible genius . ”
January 5, 2026 at 8:23 PM
“ hm . interesting . pleasure to meet you, as well . ”
since he's going to be stuck here a while, clearly, shredder sets the stoIen equipment on the floor . there's no use in tiring his arms out .
his henchmen are in the building as well ── in the bathroom . shredder is REALLY hoping they
( + )
since he's going to be stuck here a while, clearly, shredder sets the stoIen equipment on the floor . there's no use in tiring his arms out .
his henchmen are in the building as well ── in the bathroom . shredder is REALLY hoping they
( + )
if i were you, i'd bIow them up and then do what i want to do .
i wish i had gotten rid of my dad and my brother years ago . it would have saved me so much trouble ... 👺
i wish i had gotten rid of my dad and my brother years ago . it would have saved me so much trouble ... 👺
January 5, 2026 at 8:16 PM
if i were you, i'd bIow them up and then do what i want to do .
i wish i had gotten rid of my dad and my brother years ago . it would have saved me so much trouble ... 👺
i wish i had gotten rid of my dad and my brother years ago . it would have saved me so much trouble ... 👺
elysia 🩷
looking through the assignments in one of my courses since all of them are posted and some of these are funny i have not had a class like this so far LMAO . like okay i guess i'm watching spider man during the third week .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ 😭
looking through the assignments in one of my courses since all of them are posted and some of these are funny i have not had a class like this so far LMAO . like okay i guess i'm watching spider man during the third week .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ 😭
January 5, 2026 at 8:06 AM
elysia 🩷
looking through the assignments in one of my courses since all of them are posted and some of these are funny i have not had a class like this so far LMAO . like okay i guess i'm watching spider man during the third week .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ 😭
looking through the assignments in one of my courses since all of them are posted and some of these are funny i have not had a class like this so far LMAO . like okay i guess i'm watching spider man during the third week .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ 😭
that's boring . who the devil listens to their parents ──
January 5, 2026 at 7:14 AM
that's boring . who the devil listens to their parents ──
exactly .ᐟ using smarts for good is WAYY too boring .
January 5, 2026 at 6:47 AM
exactly .ᐟ using smarts for good is WAYY too boring .