─╌ 𝓢𝑯𝑹𝑬𝑫𝑫𝑬𝑹.
@surudoichi.bsky.social
𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲
𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 “ 𝑺𝒉𝒓𝒆𝒅𝒅𝒆𝒓 ” .
WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.
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𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄
𝗟𝗢𝗡𝗚 𝗘𝗡𝗢𝗨𝗚𝗛 ....
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𝗟𝗢𝗡𝗚 𝗘𝗡𝗢𝗨𝗚𝗛 ....
do not nuh uh me . you will pay .
Nuh uh 👺
YES
January 2, 2026 at 12:12 AM
do not nuh uh me . you will pay .
YES
No 👺
I AM NOT LAZY .
...
YOU ARE .
[ 💀 .ᐣ ]
...
YOU ARE .
[ 💀 .ᐣ ]
January 1, 2026 at 11:52 PM
YES
I AM NOT LAZY .
...
YOU ARE .
[ 💀 .ᐣ ]
...
YOU ARE .
[ 💀 .ᐣ ]
Do it yourself, lazy pants 😤
NOWWW .
January 1, 2026 at 11:46 PM
I AM NOT LAZY .
...
YOU ARE .
[ 💀 .ᐣ ]
...
YOU ARE .
[ 💀 .ᐣ ]
NOWWW .
I don’t wanna 😡
i COMMAND YOU . 👺
January 1, 2026 at 11:42 PM
NOWWW .
i COMMAND YOU . 👺
You do it yourself 😤
remove them . 👺
January 1, 2026 at 11:29 PM
i COMMAND YOU . 👺
remove them . 👺
( she places another bow )
There, all done ! 😊
There, all done ! 😊
[ HE LOOKS EVEN MORE DISGUSTED THAN BEFORE . 💀 ]
January 1, 2026 at 11:15 PM
remove them . 👺
[ HE LOOKS EVEN MORE DISGUSTED THAN BEFORE . 💀 ]
Oh.
[ she puts another black bow on him 😭]
[ she puts another black bow on him 😭]
i am a ninja . 😒
[ 💀 . ]
[ 💀 . ]
January 1, 2026 at 9:12 PM
[ HE LOOKS EVEN MORE DISGUSTED THAN BEFORE . 💀 ]
i am a ninja . 😒
[ 💀 . ]
[ 💀 . ]
Then why are you dressed like that ?
I AM NOT EMO .
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[ 💀 . ]
January 1, 2026 at 8:21 PM
i am a ninja . 😒
[ 💀 . ]
[ 💀 . ]
I AM NOT EMO .
[ 💀 . ]
[ 💀 . ]
I gave you a black bow since you’re emo.
[ hello ?? 😭 🙏 ]
[ hello ?? 😭 🙏 ]
[ he looks disgusted . 😭 ]
January 1, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I AM NOT EMO .
[ 💀 . ]
[ 💀 . ]
[ he looks disgusted . 😭 ]
. . .
[ she removes the bow, only to replace it with a black bow. 💀 ]
[ she removes the bow, only to replace it with a black bow. 💀 ]
GET THAT OFF ME . 🤬
January 1, 2026 at 6:29 PM
[ he looks disgusted . 😭 ]
NO .
January 1, 2026 at 3:40 AM
NO .
[ loud ass clang . 💀 ]
Silence.
January 1, 2026 at 3:40 AM
[ loud ass clang . 💀 ]
January 1, 2026 at 3:39 AM
GET THAT OFF ME . 🤬
. . .
[ she puts a bow on his leg anyway 💀 ]
[ she puts a bow on his leg anyway 💀 ]
no . 👺
January 1, 2026 at 3:28 AM
GET THAT OFF ME . 🤬
well, now, you aren't following that .
I am not. Ladies do not start fights, we finish them.
you are the one starting them .
January 1, 2026 at 3:28 AM
well, now, you aren't following that .
NO
Emmy.
That’s what they’re called 👺
That’s what they’re called 👺
DO NOT CALL THEM THAT
January 1, 2026 at 3:27 AM
NO
DO NOT CALL THEM THAT
Emmy.
Put the shroobs away, bro
Put the shroobs away, bro
January 1, 2026 at 3:20 AM
DO NOT CALL THEM THAT
no . 👺
Not even a bow ? ☹️
NO .
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[ 💀🙏 . ]
January 1, 2026 at 3:19 AM
no . 👺
January 1, 2026 at 3:09 AM
THEY'RE NOT BOOBS, ZECK .
January 1, 2026 at 3:06 AM
THEY'RE NOT BOOBS, ZECK .
NO .
[ 💀🙏 . ]
[ 💀🙏 . ]
Do you want to have a makeover too ? 😊
...
[ one could tell he's trying not to laugh . he must be serious . he must be se ]
[ one could tell he's trying not to laugh . he must be serious . he must be se ]
January 1, 2026 at 1:25 AM
NO .
[ 💀🙏 . ]
[ 💀🙏 . ]
...
[ one could tell he's trying not to laugh . he must be serious . he must be se ]
[ one could tell he's trying not to laugh . he must be serious . he must be se ]
He had a makeover 😊
... he what . 👺
January 1, 2026 at 1:20 AM
...
[ one could tell he's trying not to laugh . he must be serious . he must be se ]
[ one could tell he's trying not to laugh . he must be serious . he must be se ]