─╌ 𝕮𝐇'𝕽𝐄𝐋𝐋.
@utromtyrant.bsky.social
𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐚 𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒚𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅𝒔, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝙄
𝙁𝙀𝘼𝙍 𝙉𝙊 𝙊𝙉𝙀 ──── .ᐟ
WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.
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ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐦𝐲 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮
𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝒎𝒆 .ᐟ 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝑪𝒉'𝒓𝒆𝒍𝒍,
𝑶𝒓𝒐𝒌𝒖 𝑺𝒂𝒌𝒊, 𝑫𝒖𝒌𝒆 𝑨𝒄𝒖𝒓𝒆𝒅𝒔,
ᅠ𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐦𝐲 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮
𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝒎𝒆 .ᐟ 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝑪𝒉'𝒓𝒆𝒍𝒍,
𝑶𝒓𝒐𝒌𝒖 𝑺𝒂𝒌𝒊, 𝑫𝒖𝒌𝒆 𝑨𝒄𝒖𝒓𝒆𝒅𝒔,
Reposted by ─╌ 𝕮𝐇'𝕽𝐄𝐋𝐋.
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝓘𝐓’𝐒 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐀𝐘 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓
𝐏𝐄𝐎𝐏𝐋𝐄 𝗔𝗗𝗠𝗜𝗥𝗘 𝐌𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓
「 * 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑺𝑪𝑰𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑰𝑺𝑻 」 : 𝐇𝐈𝐒
𝘽𝙍𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙄𝘼𝙉𝙏 𝙀𝙉𝙂𝙄𝙉𝙀𝙀𝙍’𝙎 𝙈𝙄𝙉𝘿,
𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝘿𝘼𝙎𝙃𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿 𝙇𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙎,
ᅠ𝓘𝐓’𝐒 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐀𝐘 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓
𝐏𝐄𝐎𝐏𝐋𝐄 𝗔𝗗𝗠𝗜𝗥𝗘 𝐌𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓
「 * 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑺𝑪𝑰𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑰𝑺𝑻 」 : 𝐇𝐈𝐒
𝘽𝙍𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙄𝘼𝙉𝙏 𝙀𝙉𝙂𝙄𝙉𝙀𝙀𝙍’𝙎 𝙈𝙄𝙉𝘿,
𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝘿𝘼𝙎𝙃𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿 𝙇𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙎,
November 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝓘𝐓’𝐒 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐀𝐘 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓
𝐏𝐄𝐎𝐏𝐋𝐄 𝗔𝗗𝗠𝗜𝗥𝗘 𝐌𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓
「 * 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑺𝑪𝑰𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑰𝑺𝑻 」 : 𝐇𝐈𝐒
𝘽𝙍𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙄𝘼𝙉𝙏 𝙀𝙉𝙂𝙄𝙉𝙀𝙀𝙍’𝙎 𝙈𝙄𝙉𝘿,
𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝘿𝘼𝙎𝙃𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿 𝙇𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙎,
ᅠ𝓘𝐓’𝐒 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐀𝐘 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓
𝐏𝐄𝐎𝐏𝐋𝐄 𝗔𝗗𝗠𝗜𝗥𝗘 𝐌𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓
「 * 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑺𝑪𝑰𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑰𝑺𝑻 」 : 𝐇𝐈𝐒
𝘽𝙍𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙄𝘼𝙉𝙏 𝙀𝙉𝙂𝙄𝙉𝙀𝙀𝙍’𝙎 𝙈𝙄𝙉𝘿,
𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝘿𝘼𝙎𝙃𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿 𝙇𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙎,
[ the FIRST thing krang sees is ch'rell's mask . 💀 ]
🧠 : WHO THE FUCK IS THAT . 🤬
🧠 : WHO THE FUCK IS THAT . 🤬
[ Daisy whacks the option for FaceTime. Maybe she can show the alien brain what’s happening 👺
How odd that Evelyn’s cats understand her device more than her 😭]
How odd that Evelyn’s cats understand her device more than her 😭]
🧠 : why aren't you SAYING anything ── if you don't respond to me RIGHT NOW . 🤬
[ 💀 . ]
[ 💀 . ]
November 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
[ the FIRST thing krang sees is ch'rell's mask . 💀 ]
🧠 : WHO THE FUCK IS THAT . 🤬
🧠 : WHO THE FUCK IS THAT . 🤬
🧠 : why aren't you SAYING anything ── if you don't respond to me RIGHT NOW . 🤬
[ 💀 . ]
[ 💀 . ]
[ Daisy begins to skitter off while hissing at Ch’rell. 😭
Hopefully, that’s plenty of information to convey what’s going on.
.. even though it probably isn’t 💀. ]
Hopefully, that’s plenty of information to convey what’s going on.
.. even though it probably isn’t 💀. ]
[ krang does pick up, but he sounds SO annoyed . 💀 ]
🧠 : WHAT . 🤬
[ ch'rell HEARS krang ── he releases poor hun and tries to snatch the phone . 😭🙏 ]
🧠 : WHAT . 🤬
[ ch'rell HEARS krang ── he releases poor hun and tries to snatch the phone . 😭🙏 ]
November 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
🧠 : why aren't you SAYING anything ── if you don't respond to me RIGHT NOW . 🤬
[ 💀 . ]
[ 💀 . ]
[ krang does pick up, but he sounds SO annoyed . 💀 ]
🧠 : WHAT . 🤬
[ ch'rell HEARS krang ── he releases poor hun and tries to snatch the phone . 😭🙏 ]
🧠 : WHAT . 🤬
[ ch'rell HEARS krang ── he releases poor hun and tries to snatch the phone . 😭🙏 ]
[ Daisy slowly turns to look at Gatsby and SMACKS HIM with her paw while hissing.
This is why she is the favorite. 😡
Daisy decides to call Krang next. Since Evelyn .. never really does, maybe HE will answer 😡.
Gatsby is sulking, acting as if he is suffering from the worst injury ever. ]
This is why she is the favorite. 😡
Daisy decides to call Krang next. Since Evelyn .. never really does, maybe HE will answer 😡.
Gatsby is sulking, acting as if he is suffering from the worst injury ever. ]
[ the other shredder hangs up AGAIN . he thought it was still gatsby . 😭 . ]
this will be excellent ── we will ( yap yap yap yap ) and ( YAP YAP YAP YAP oh my god DHUT UP 👺 )
this will be excellent ── we will ( yap yap yap yap ) and ( YAP YAP YAP YAP oh my god DHUT UP 👺 )
November 15, 2025 at 11:41 AM
[ krang does pick up, but he sounds SO annoyed . 💀 ]
🧠 : WHAT . 🤬
[ ch'rell HEARS krang ── he releases poor hun and tries to snatch the phone . 😭🙏 ]
🧠 : WHAT . 🤬
[ ch'rell HEARS krang ── he releases poor hun and tries to snatch the phone . 😭🙏 ]
[ the other shredder hangs up AGAIN . he thought it was still gatsby . 😭 . ]
this will be excellent ── we will ( yap yap yap yap ) and ( YAP YAP YAP YAP oh my god DHUT UP 👺 )
this will be excellent ── we will ( yap yap yap yap ) and ( YAP YAP YAP YAP oh my god DHUT UP 👺 )
[ Daisy turns around to steal the phone from Gatsby, and calls the stupid ninja again while waddling after Ch’rell.
Gatsby is mildly irritated 😡]
Gatsby is mildly irritated 😡]
[ the other shredder hangs up AGAIN . 💀 ]
we'll keep her in the greatest, most impenetrable spot possible . that way, she won't be able to escape on her own .
[ hun nods along . 😭 ]
we'll keep her in the greatest, most impenetrable spot possible . that way, she won't be able to escape on her own .
[ hun nods along . 😭 ]
November 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
[ the other shredder hangs up AGAIN . he thought it was still gatsby . 😭 . ]
this will be excellent ── we will ( yap yap yap yap ) and ( YAP YAP YAP YAP oh my god DHUT UP 👺 )
this will be excellent ── we will ( yap yap yap yap ) and ( YAP YAP YAP YAP oh my god DHUT UP 👺 )
elysia 🩷
i wish i could get into crk bc some of the characters look so awesome 😭😭 but i tried it and uninstalled it after like . an hour 💔
i wish i could get into crk bc some of the characters look so awesome 😭😭 but i tried it and uninstalled it after like . an hour 💔
November 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
elysia 🩷
i wish i could get into crk bc some of the characters look so awesome 😭😭 but i tried it and uninstalled it after like . an hour 💔
i wish i could get into crk bc some of the characters look so awesome 😭😭 but i tried it and uninstalled it after like . an hour 💔
[ the other shredder hangs up AGAIN . 💀 ]
we'll keep her in the greatest, most impenetrable spot possible . that way, she won't be able to escape on her own .
[ hun nods along . 😭 ]
we'll keep her in the greatest, most impenetrable spot possible . that way, she won't be able to escape on her own .
[ hun nods along . 😭 ]
[ How dare he. Gatsby is calling again. 😡
Meanwhile, Daisy, who is being USEFUL 👺, is chasing after Ch’rell. ]
Meanwhile, Daisy, who is being USEFUL 👺, is chasing after Ch’rell. ]
[ the other shredder picks up and IMMEDIATELY, after hearing gatsby meow, hangs up . 💀 . ]
November 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
[ the other shredder hangs up AGAIN . 💀 ]
we'll keep her in the greatest, most impenetrable spot possible . that way, she won't be able to escape on her own .
[ hun nods along . 😭 ]
we'll keep her in the greatest, most impenetrable spot possible . that way, she won't be able to escape on her own .
[ hun nods along . 😭 ]
[ the other shredder picks up and IMMEDIATELY, after hearing gatsby meow, hangs up . 💀 . ]
[ Gatsby growls, following after them. How DARE he take his servant with him ?
Who is supposed to feed him now ? 😡
He’s stealing Evelyn’s device to call the other shredder to feed him. Not about.. what’s happening 💀.
The feline can’t deal with anything until he’s had his evening snack 😡]
Who is supposed to feed him now ? 😡
He’s stealing Evelyn’s device to call the other shredder to feed him. Not about.. what’s happening 💀.
The feline can’t deal with anything until he’s had his evening snack 😡]
[ shredder GRABS hun by his hair and drags him away . 💀🙏 . ]
November 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
[ the other shredder picks up and IMMEDIATELY, after hearing gatsby meow, hangs up . 💀 . ]
November 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
[ shredder GRABS hun by his hair and drags him away . 💀🙏 . ]
[ Gatsby growls back, trying to BITE him 😭. ]
[ hun GROWLS at gatsby . ]
🐉 : i ain't a snack, you ──
HUN . IGNORE THE CAT . 🤬
🐉 : i ain't a snack, you ──
HUN . IGNORE THE CAT . 🤬
November 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
[ shredder GRABS hun by his hair and drags him away . 💀🙏 . ]
[ hun GROWLS at gatsby . ]
🐉 : i ain't a snack, you ──
HUN . IGNORE THE CAT . 🤬
🐉 : i ain't a snack, you ──
HUN . IGNORE THE CAT . 🤬
[ Gatsby is trying to eat Hun 😭 🙏]
be quiet .
go find your own food, you foolish little cat .
go find your own food, you foolish little cat .
November 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
[ hun GROWLS at gatsby . ]
🐉 : i ain't a snack, you ──
HUN . IGNORE THE CAT . 🤬
🐉 : i ain't a snack, you ──
HUN . IGNORE THE CAT . 🤬
be quiet .
go find your own food, you foolish little cat .
go find your own food, you foolish little cat .
[ Gatsby lets out a very angry ‘mrrp’ . He isn’t himself when he is hungry 👺]
...
hun, get rid of that creature . i don't like the way it's looking at me .
[ 💀🙏 . ]
hun, get rid of that creature . i don't like the way it's looking at me .
[ 💀🙏 . ]
November 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
be quiet .
go find your own food, you foolish little cat .
go find your own food, you foolish little cat .
November 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
...
hun, get rid of that creature . i don't like the way it's looking at me .
[ 💀🙏 . ]
hun, get rid of that creature . i don't like the way it's looking at me .
[ 💀🙏 . ]
[ The second she’s lifted a certain fluffy cat appears — Gatsby is pissed that Evelyn is 00000.1 seconds late to his usual feeding time 😭.
The ball of floof has a bowl in his mouth, GLARING at them. 💀 ]
The ball of floof has a bowl in his mouth, GLARING at them. 💀 ]
[ he lifts her up with a grumble . 💀 ]
November 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
...
hun, get rid of that creature . i don't like the way it's looking at me .
[ 💀🙏 . ]
hun, get rid of that creature . i don't like the way it's looking at me .
[ 💀🙏 . ]
November 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
[ he lifts her up with a grumble . 💀 ]
November 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
[ he lifts her up with a grumble . 💀 ]
finally . i was getting a bit tired of hearing her speak .
[ 💀🙏 . ]
[ 💀🙏 . ]
What are you referring t—
[ Evelyn passes out 💀. ]
[ Evelyn passes out 💀. ]
you'll be doing no such thing, fool .
[ ... is he REALLY using the vulcan nerve pinch on her . nerd . 💀 ]
[ ... is he REALLY using the vulcan nerve pinch on her . nerd . 💀 ]
November 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
finally . i was getting a bit tired of hearing her speak .
[ 💀🙏 . ]
[ 💀🙏 . ]
you'll be doing no such thing, fool .
[ ... is he REALLY using the vulcan nerve pinch on her . nerd . 💀 ]
[ ... is he REALLY using the vulcan nerve pinch on her . nerd . 💀 ]
Release me or I shall bite hard enough to break bone. I have bitten someone’s head clean off before, your arm will be no difficult task. 👺
I do not care about harming you as I do with the among us man.
[ 😭. ]
I do not care about harming you as I do with the among us man.
[ 😭. ]
SILENCE . 👺
🐉 : yeah, SILENCE ── OW .ᐟ
[ ch'rell points at him . ]
do not PARROT ME, HUN .
[ the man, now known as hun, slowly nods . 💀 ]
🐉 : yeah, SILENCE ── OW .ᐟ
[ ch'rell points at him . ]
do not PARROT ME, HUN .
[ the man, now known as hun, slowly nods . 💀 ]
November 14, 2025 at 6:29 AM
you'll be doing no such thing, fool .
[ ... is he REALLY using the vulcan nerve pinch on her . nerd . 💀 ]
[ ... is he REALLY using the vulcan nerve pinch on her . nerd . 💀 ]
SILENCE . 👺
🐉 : yeah, SILENCE ── OW .ᐟ
[ ch'rell points at him . ]
do not PARROT ME, HUN .
[ the man, now known as hun, slowly nods . 💀 ]
🐉 : yeah, SILENCE ── OW .ᐟ
[ ch'rell points at him . ]
do not PARROT ME, HUN .
[ the man, now known as hun, slowly nods . 💀 ]
You most certainly shall NOT.
.. AUGH — why, how DARE you bite a lady !
[ Evelyn attempts to give him the bite of 87 👺]
.. AUGH — why, how DARE you bite a lady !
[ Evelyn attempts to give him the bite of 87 👺]
i will . i inevitably succeed in everything, even if it takes time .
[ HE BITES BACK .ᐣ.ᐣ ]
[ HE BITES BACK .ᐣ.ᐣ ]
November 14, 2025 at 5:00 AM
SILENCE . 👺
🐉 : yeah, SILENCE ── OW .ᐟ
[ ch'rell points at him . ]
do not PARROT ME, HUN .
[ the man, now known as hun, slowly nods . 💀 ]
🐉 : yeah, SILENCE ── OW .ᐟ
[ ch'rell points at him . ]
do not PARROT ME, HUN .
[ the man, now known as hun, slowly nods . 💀 ]
i will . i inevitably succeed in everything, even if it takes time .
[ HE BITES BACK .ᐣ.ᐣ ]
[ HE BITES BACK .ᐣ.ᐣ ]
You will not succeed.
[ Once again, she is trying to break free — Evelyn is attempting to bite the guy 😭 🙏 ]
[ Once again, she is trying to break free — Evelyn is attempting to bite the guy 😭 🙏 ]
i shall break the records, then .
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 AM
i will . i inevitably succeed in everything, even if it takes time .
[ HE BITES BACK .ᐣ.ᐣ ]
[ HE BITES BACK .ᐣ.ᐣ ]
i shall break the records, then .
I shall not. I have endured more pain than you will ever be able to imagine.
This is not the first time I have been a test subject. 👺
This is not the first time I have been a test subject. 👺
you will learn to .
a test subject it is . it'll make stockman's day, i'm sure ── but more importantly, it'll make MINE . 👺
a test subject it is . it'll make stockman's day, i'm sure ── but more importantly, it'll make MINE . 👺
November 14, 2025 at 4:51 AM
i shall break the records, then .
you will learn to .
a test subject it is . it'll make stockman's day, i'm sure ── but more importantly, it'll make MINE . 👺
a test subject it is . it'll make stockman's day, i'm sure ── but more importantly, it'll make MINE . 👺
[ Evelyn GLARES at him 😭 🙏. ]
Do whatever you wish, I do not fear you. 👺
Do whatever you wish, I do not fear you. 👺
your growling does not frighten us .
now, what shall we do with you .ᐣ freeze you into a bIock of ice .ᐣ use you as a test subject .ᐣ decisions, decisions ... 👺
now, what shall we do with you .ᐣ freeze you into a bIock of ice .ᐣ use you as a test subject .ᐣ decisions, decisions ... 👺
November 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
you will learn to .
a test subject it is . it'll make stockman's day, i'm sure ── but more importantly, it'll make MINE . 👺
a test subject it is . it'll make stockman's day, i'm sure ── but more importantly, it'll make MINE . 👺