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‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐄𝐁𝐎𝐏 .ᐟ
@warthogjazz.bsky.social
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𝐎𝐊𝐀𝐘 . 𝐈 𝑳𝑰𝑲𝑬 𝗥𝗘𝗗 .ᐟ 𝐈𝐓'𝐒
𝐌𝐘 𝙁𝘼𝙑𝙊𝙍𝙄𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙇𝙊𝙍,
@rhinoreggae.bsky.social .ᐟ
( 1987 - based ! )

WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.
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‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐄𝐁𝐎𝐏 .ᐟ @warthogjazz.bsky.social · Nov 17
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓
𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝙎𝘼𝙔 : 𝑳𝑶𝑺𝑬 𝐀
𝙁𝙀𝙒, 𝗨𝗛 ...
warthogjazz.bsky.social
elysia 🩷

UPDATE . TRAAG AND GRANITOR ARE COMING THIS MONDAY TOO 👺👺👺
warthogjazz.bsky.social ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐄𝐁𝐎𝐏 .ᐟ @warthogjazz.bsky.social · 1d
elysia 🩷

slash, the foot soldier, krang, and shredder are coming monday, 2012 shredder is coming tuesday, and traag + granitor are coming thursday . RAHAHAHAHHAA
January 3, 2026 at 7:39 AM
warthogjazz.bsky.social
elysia 🩷

i've got quite a few figures coming this next week ... rubs my hands evilly
January 2, 2026 at 8:43 PM
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tmnt1987.bsky.social
January 2, 2026 at 6:04 AM
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warthogjazz.bsky.social
elysia 🩷

HE TRIED TO FUCKIGN GET ME HELP spongebro was MAD
January 2, 2026 at 1:21 AM
warthogjazz.bsky.social
elysia 🩷

HE TRIED TO FUCKIGN GET ME HELP spongebro was MAD
January 2, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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tmnt1987.bsky.social
January 2, 2026 at 12:49 AM
warthogjazz.bsky.social
elysia 🩷

the bob
January 2, 2026 at 12:37 AM
warthogjazz.bsky.social
elysia 🩷

i told myself i wasn't going to give into spongebob sidekick . so um anywayyyyy ... guess what i just did 💀
January 2, 2026 at 12:14 AM
warthogjazz.bsky.social
NO, THE HORNUTS . 🤬
thepinkturtle.bsky.social 𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 (event ) @thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 1d
He eated the BEES ??? 😨
warthogjazz.bsky.social ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐄𝐁𝐎𝐏 .ᐟ @warthogjazz.bsky.social · 1d
yes we can . that one yellow cartoon guy eats 'em all the time . somer himpson . 👺

[ 😭🙏 . ]
January 2, 2026 at 12:13 AM
warthogjazz.bsky.social
yes we can . that one yellow cartoon guy eats 'em all the time . somer himpson . 👺

[ 😭🙏 . ]
thepinkturtle.bsky.social 𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 (event ) @thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 1d
I don’t think we can eat them … 😦
warthogjazz.bsky.social ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐄𝐁𝐎𝐏 .ᐟ @warthogjazz.bsky.social · 1d
nuh uh, no they don't . you eat 'em . 👺

[ HE THINKS SHE'S TALKING ABOUT DONUTS . 😭 ]
January 1, 2026 at 11:54 PM
warthogjazz.bsky.social
nuh uh, no they don't . you eat 'em . 👺

[ HE THINKS SHE'S TALKING ABOUT DONUTS . 😭 ]
thepinkturtle.bsky.social 𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 (event ) @thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 1d
The hornuts. They go bzzzz bzzzz and are super scary 😨
January 1, 2026 at 11:45 PM
warthogjazz.bsky.social
i miss my first love ..... 🥀 knockbop forev'uh 😔💔
January 1, 2026 at 11:44 PM
warthogjazz.bsky.social
the what - nuts .ᐣ 👺
thepinkturtle.bsky.social 𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 (event ) @thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 1d
I was hoping they would show up. ☹️

. . .

This is awkward. This is worse than the hornuts. 😡

[ She means hornet 😭 🙏]
January 1, 2026 at 11:41 PM
warthogjazz.bsky.social
elysia 🩷

i've given up on bIocking the julies tbh 😭 they just keep coming and coming and i'm too lazy
January 1, 2026 at 11:34 PM
warthogjazz.bsky.social
[ he stares at her . 💀 ]
thepinkturtle.bsky.social 𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 (event ) @thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 1d
Nuh uh , watch this 👺

[ . . . ? 💀 ]
warthogjazz.bsky.social ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐄𝐁𝐎𝐏 .ᐟ @warthogjazz.bsky.social · 1d
no, i'm gonna beat THEM up . stupid toitles . 👺
January 1, 2026 at 11:29 PM
warthogjazz.bsky.social
no, i'm gonna beat THEM up . stupid toitles . 👺
January 1, 2026 at 11:14 PM
warthogjazz.bsky.social
[ loud ass snort 💀 ]

oh yeah .ᐣ 👺
January 1, 2026 at 9:12 PM
warthogjazz.bsky.social
[ he points and starts laughing . 😭 ]
thepinkturtle.bsky.social 𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 (event ) @thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 2d
. . .

[ she starts crying 💀 ]
warthogjazz.bsky.social ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐄𝐁𝐎𝐏 .ᐟ @warthogjazz.bsky.social · 2d
[ eats the pizza ... and the pot ( somehow ), then burps . 💀 ]
January 1, 2026 at 8:22 PM
warthogjazz.bsky.social
[ eats the pizza ... and the pot ( somehow ), then burps . 💀 ]
January 1, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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tmnt1987.bsky.social
Rocksteady: Bebop, old buddy, the first rule of business etiquette is to never threaten your superior with a proton blaster !
January 1, 2026 at 2:11 AM
warthogjazz.bsky.social
nahhhhh . 👺
theshredder.bsky.social ‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 3d
krang isn't A MUTANT, nor is he one of my HENCHMEN, you twit . I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU 🤬
warthogjazz.bsky.social ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐄𝐁𝐎𝐏 .ᐟ @warthogjazz.bsky.social · 3d
[ scratches his ass 💀 ]

i think he's talkin' about krang .
December 31, 2025 at 8:12 AM
warthogjazz.bsky.social
[ scratches his ass 💀 ]

i think he's talkin' about krang .
December 31, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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ruthlessdaughter.bsky.social
🗡 #TMNTRP , #MVRP

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【 🗡 Ships; w/ 2003 Leonardo. 】

🗡 Writer is 28 years old.

#RT / #Like , please~ 🗡
December 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
warthogjazz.bsky.social
ABCBDHVSBDVEBE ──

.... yuuuck, i hate cheese . ☹️
December 28, 2025 at 4:01 AM
warthogjazz.bsky.social
SIX SEEEEVEEENNNNNNNNNN 🤓🤓🤓🤓
December 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM