SurgED
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EM doc. US News Baddest bitch in the hospital
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SurgED
@surged.bsky.social
· Mar 28
>looking at a new admission
>ask the ER resident if their patient is dry or wet
>he doesnt understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is dry and what is wet
>he laughs and says “it’s a dry patient sir”
>admit the patient
>its wet
>ask the ER resident if their patient is dry or wet
>he doesnt understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is dry and what is wet
>he laughs and says “it’s a dry patient sir”
>admit the patient
>its wet
We should give every “gifted” kid anoxic brain injury and half their IQ. Y’all are annoying AF
November 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
We should give every “gifted” kid anoxic brain injury and half their IQ. Y’all are annoying AF
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My average reaction to seeing any picture of my girlfriend
October 31, 2025 at 5:48 PM
My average reaction to seeing any picture of my girlfriend
They should let you fuck the slot machine in Cloverpit
October 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
They should let you fuck the slot machine in Cloverpit
*It’s early 2000s and in matrix cipher is a cruising gay man. He is meeting up with agent smith at a public bathroom.*
*it’s a glory hole joint and a dick is sticking out*
CIPHER: “I know this dick is not real…”
*it’s a glory hole joint and a dick is sticking out*
CIPHER: “I know this dick is not real…”
October 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
*It’s early 2000s and in matrix cipher is a cruising gay man. He is meeting up with agent smith at a public bathroom.*
*it’s a glory hole joint and a dick is sticking out*
CIPHER: “I know this dick is not real…”
*it’s a glory hole joint and a dick is sticking out*
CIPHER: “I know this dick is not real…”
What if you died, went to heaven and find out god is Dominican so he puts you in skin tight jeans for all eternity?
September 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
What if you died, went to heaven and find out god is Dominican so he puts you in skin tight jeans for all eternity?
Doth jerk off too much
September 26, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Doth jerk off too much
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CHOTINER: Some people say your unorthodox medical practice can be harmful.
ME: You're talking about--
CHOTINER: Pagliacci.
ME: I think, sometimes there's a reflex to reach for meds when what we really need is to laugh.
CHOTINER: Of course.
ME: If I had known, obviously.
CHOTINER: Obviously.
ME: You're talking about--
CHOTINER: Pagliacci.
ME: I think, sometimes there's a reflex to reach for meds when what we really need is to laugh.
CHOTINER: Of course.
ME: If I had known, obviously.
CHOTINER: Obviously.
September 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
CHOTINER: Some people say your unorthodox medical practice can be harmful.
ME: You're talking about--
CHOTINER: Pagliacci.
ME: I think, sometimes there's a reflex to reach for meds when what we really need is to laugh.
CHOTINER: Of course.
ME: If I had known, obviously.
CHOTINER: Obviously.
ME: You're talking about--
CHOTINER: Pagliacci.
ME: I think, sometimes there's a reflex to reach for meds when what we really need is to laugh.
CHOTINER: Of course.
ME: If I had known, obviously.
CHOTINER: Obviously.
I thought this was Adam Friedland. I’m cooked
September 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I thought this was Adam Friedland. I’m cooked
New Jersey doesn’t deserve the hate it gets. This is god’s country
September 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
New Jersey doesn’t deserve the hate it gets. This is god’s country
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This generic acetaminophen had an Amtrak ACS-64, four Amfleet 1 cars, a Conrail EMD GP15-1, and some Conrail rolling stock in it. The problem is more serious than I thought.
September 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
This generic acetaminophen had an Amtrak ACS-64, four Amfleet 1 cars, a Conrail EMD GP15-1, and some Conrail rolling stock in it. The problem is more serious than I thought.
If the rapture happens I am jerking off the entire time while I am being raptured
September 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
If the rapture happens I am jerking off the entire time while I am being raptured
Sneak peek from the Jimmy Kimmel return show
September 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Sneak peek from the Jimmy Kimmel return show
The Bucee’s beaver onesie stays on during sex
September 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The Bucee’s beaver onesie stays on during sex
Turnstile summer absolutely mogged the brat summer
September 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Turnstile summer absolutely mogged the brat summer
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Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): On September 15, 2025, Pikachu, original Pokémon number 25, my friend, died. He fucking died.
September 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): On September 15, 2025, Pikachu, original Pokémon number 25, my friend, died. He fucking died.
Man I really don’t want to live in this damn shithole country
September 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Man I really don’t want to live in this damn shithole country
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you have no idea the fire that you have ignited within this wife
September 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
you have no idea the fire that you have ignited within this wife
The noid has told me to stage an officers coup. Let's fucking go!
September 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
The noid has told me to stage an officers coup. Let's fucking go!
It’s giving gilded age pt2
September 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
It’s giving gilded age pt2
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be very careful about what you post online
September 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
be very careful about what you post online
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If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com
September 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
Zohran brother what are you doing? If NYC wanted a pussy for mayor they’d vote for Adams
September 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Zohran brother what are you doing? If NYC wanted a pussy for mayor they’d vote for Adams
Manhood is a continuous spectrum between “it’s never been more Joever” and “we are so fucking back”
September 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Manhood is a continuous spectrum between “it’s never been more Joever” and “we are so fucking back”