Surf Chernobyl
@surfchernobyl.bsky.social
Minis painter, Gamer, Annoyed.
Officially announcing my candidacy for President so that I can become king too.
Officially announcing my candidacy for President so that I can become king too.
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For decades Greenland was our peaceful ally.
Well now it's PAYBACK TIME!
Well now it's PAYBACK TIME!
January 20, 2026 at 2:59 AM
For decades Greenland was our peaceful ally.
Well now it's PAYBACK TIME!
Well now it's PAYBACK TIME!
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"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace"
January 19, 2026 at 7:00 PM
"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace"
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They have to wear masks for fear of being doxed.
January 13, 2026 at 6:33 PM
They have to wear masks for fear of being doxed.
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Here are five guidelines for how to respond if US federal immigration agents stop, approach you, or knock at your door.
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What to Do If ICE Shows Up: Know Your Rights
Here are five guidelines for how to respond if US federal immigration agents stop, approach you, or knock at your door.
zeteo.com
January 11, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Here are five guidelines for how to respond if US federal immigration agents stop, approach you, or knock at your door.
zeteo.com/p/what-to-do...
zeteo.com/p/what-to-do...
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Streets are safer when ice is gone ☀️
January 10, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Streets are safer when ice is gone ☀️
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NEW: DHS says a "violent rioter weaponized her vehicle in an attempt to kill him. The ICE officer fired defensive shots." That's a lie. Watch the video for yourself.
This is the video.
January 7, 2026 at 5:57 PM
NEW: DHS says a "violent rioter weaponized her vehicle in an attempt to kill him. The ICE officer fired defensive shots." That's a lie. Watch the video for yourself.
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In terms of actual impact on the fate of the Trump Administration, the Epstein Files are just the Cinemax After Dark version of the Mueller Report.
December 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
In terms of actual impact on the fate of the Trump Administration, the Epstein Files are just the Cinemax After Dark version of the Mueller Report.
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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
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Anyone who still supports Trump is a fucking racist.
No, wait, I take it back. As much as I disdain Trump, that's just not accurate.
What I meant to say is that anyone who ever supported Trump at any time is a fucking racist.
No, wait, I take it back. As much as I disdain Trump, that's just not accurate.
What I meant to say is that anyone who ever supported Trump at any time is a fucking racist.
December 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Anyone who still supports Trump is a fucking racist.
No, wait, I take it back. As much as I disdain Trump, that's just not accurate.
What I meant to say is that anyone who ever supported Trump at any time is a fucking racist.
No, wait, I take it back. As much as I disdain Trump, that's just not accurate.
What I meant to say is that anyone who ever supported Trump at any time is a fucking racist.
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Hi, I’m God.
Jesus and I agree that starving the poor so you can build yourself golden bathrooms and golden ballrooms is evil. Anyone who does that shall burn for eternity. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thanks,
God
Jesus and I agree that starving the poor so you can build yourself golden bathrooms and golden ballrooms is evil. Anyone who does that shall burn for eternity. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thanks,
God
November 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Hi, I’m God.
Jesus and I agree that starving the poor so you can build yourself golden bathrooms and golden ballrooms is evil. Anyone who does that shall burn for eternity. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thanks,
God
Jesus and I agree that starving the poor so you can build yourself golden bathrooms and golden ballrooms is evil. Anyone who does that shall burn for eternity. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thanks,
God
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The only time men have Nazi symbols removed from their bodies is when the Ark of the Covenant is opened and they don't close their eyes.
October 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The only time men have Nazi symbols removed from their bodies is when the Ark of the Covenant is opened and they don't close their eyes.
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It’s painfully clear. By refusing to swear in Adelita Grijalva, Speaker Johnson’s covering up Jeffrey Epstein’s global sex-trafficking ring.
Hey GOP: Bring back the House, cancel your health care cuts, reopen the government and release the files.
Hey GOP: Bring back the House, cancel your health care cuts, reopen the government and release the files.
October 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
It’s painfully clear. By refusing to swear in Adelita Grijalva, Speaker Johnson’s covering up Jeffrey Epstein’s global sex-trafficking ring.
Hey GOP: Bring back the House, cancel your health care cuts, reopen the government and release the files.
Hey GOP: Bring back the House, cancel your health care cuts, reopen the government and release the files.
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The Hate America Rally already happened, Mike Johnson. It was held on January 6, 2021, and was orchestrated by your boss.
On October 18, patriots across America will honor our commitment to keep America from becoming the dystopic jackboot dictatorship you fascist bootlickers dream of and drool for.
On October 18, patriots across America will honor our commitment to keep America from becoming the dystopic jackboot dictatorship you fascist bootlickers dream of and drool for.
October 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The Hate America Rally already happened, Mike Johnson. It was held on January 6, 2021, and was orchestrated by your boss.
On October 18, patriots across America will honor our commitment to keep America from becoming the dystopic jackboot dictatorship you fascist bootlickers dream of and drool for.
On October 18, patriots across America will honor our commitment to keep America from becoming the dystopic jackboot dictatorship you fascist bootlickers dream of and drool for.
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No *Fucking* Kings
October 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
No *Fucking* Kings
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When young Republicans private texts are revealed and you see what the white supremacist master race looks looks like
October 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
When young Republicans private texts are revealed and you see what the white supremacist master race looks looks like
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"Let them eat cake"
October 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
"Let them eat cake"
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New 2A bro logo just dropped
September 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
New 2A bro logo just dropped
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If Trump thought the UN escalator wouldn't work for him, wait till he tries to get on this one.
September 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
If Trump thought the UN escalator wouldn't work for him, wait till he tries to get on this one.
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Christianity in much of America has lost its true meaning and teachings.
September 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Christianity in much of America has lost its true meaning and teachings.
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You guys, so many Romance girlies are reading "On Tyranny" that they've broken the Goodreads recommendations algorithm. 10/10; no notes.
#romancelandia
#romancelandia
September 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
You guys, so many Romance girlies are reading "On Tyranny" that they've broken the Goodreads recommendations algorithm. 10/10; no notes.
#romancelandia
#romancelandia