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Caveman Sniffing Flower
@supersaiyanpig.bsky.social
I'm also PigGoingSuperSaiyan
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missing laundry day and putting my padded fake butt underwear on backwards
May 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Finished watching Conclave. Wonderful movie with only a couple issues:

1. No riddles like Da Vinci Code. Put in riddles and puzzles.

2. No musical interlude where B-52s perform 'Love Shack' for assembled College of Cardinals. GLARING omission.
February 8, 2025 at 7:20 AM
@polycube.bsky.social this is what is up
weird movie stream clubs are how i survived covid year 1
Started watching four episodes of vintage anime (Sailor Moon, Patlabor, Slayers, Gundam) every week with Discord friends and can't stress enough how watching fun stuff with online friends is a low-cost, low-effort way to help you feel better about shit. Can't recommend it enough.
January 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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January 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
@gooffkings.bsky.social Go Off K. Why You All Ways Miss My Comment I Do Something Wrong. ?
January 21, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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“The Gulf of America” thing is so stupid, it’s strangely comforting to me. I can’t really explain it. Maybe it’s that even if I end up being executed for the crime of virtue signaling I will have lived my life never, even at my stupidest, having been that dumb
January 21, 2025 at 5:19 AM
who up thinkin about they lack of contribution to civilization?
January 20, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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January 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I wake up, the grey light filtering through my curtains. I sigh. I turn over onto my shoulder, bleary eyes focus on the off-white wall, the dust, the cracks in the paint. I whisper to myself:

"I wish I was Alolan Dugtrio."
January 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
🌷 sniff sniff sniff sniff

ough!
January 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
the name change ray got me. it just clipped me.
January 17, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
January 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Ouggghhhh I'm fucked up ouggghh I want a burger and they gave me a fuckin lollipop ugghhh oouughhhh and there's a Fog outside that swallows all thought and memory until you become just a shade lost forever in endless grey ouggghhhh a burger with mustard and ketchup ouggghhhh I'm fucked up oughhh
January 10, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Watching the Superman teaser, I find myself kind of liking the idea of a comic book movie that isn't embarassed by the ridiculousness of comics and just says 'hell yeah, it rules how dumb this is!' instead.
December 19, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Just got my 'Medical History Wrapped 2024' from my doctor.

This year I loved:

- Hypertension
- ADHD
- The nagging, persistent decline of the flesh due to the inevitable slide towards entropy.

This year I didn't like:

- wait times :(
December 18, 2024 at 11:43 AM
The @gooffkings.bsky.social rock weighing stream is such a stupid idea and I'm already sitting here at 8:47 AM in mad that I'm going to be watching the whole fucking thing later.
December 12, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Oh shit I've been datamining Marvel Rival models and can confirm that the Hulk is circumcised.

This level of detail is unprecedented but to use it to flagrantly lie about the Hulk.

It's like "If This Be My Foreskin" arc from 1974 wasn't even CONSIDERED.

UNPLAYABLE.

#MarvelRivals
December 12, 2024 at 2:02 AM
December 9, 2024 at 4:23 AM
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work is going great twitch.tv/gooffkings
December 5, 2024 at 3:03 AM
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wicked week begins twitch.tv/thelukeman
November 18, 2024 at 8:59 PM
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we’re going to KILL this guy twitch.tv/gooffkings
November 19, 2024 at 2:27 AM
@tomwalker.bsky.social I hope you enjoy your time in Montreal. Which comes from the French term 'Mont Reál' or the 'The Real Mountain, None of That Fake Mound Shit'
August 1, 2023 at 12:54 AM