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My heart is made of gravy
mine was so long ago there was no such thing as photography yet
Age yourself with your first rig

Gateway 2000, my beloved.
December 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
If there's one thing FIFA is experienced at, it's kissing the ass of doddering old heads of state
Thought this was an onion style joke for a full 5 seconds.
December 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Post AI art, get blocked
November 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
November 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Yeah those services you have to pay for, they never disappear or go bankrupt or get bought by a private equity vampire or depreciate features to demand more money
This is what happens when you get something or some service for "free".

It can all be gone one day.
All your audience, all your photos, all your posts --- POOF ---
November 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Reposted by hurf
Imagine dealing with fucking Stephen miller and JD Vance all day every day meeting mamdani must have been like drinking a tall glass of Diet Coke with the good ice after crawling through a burning desert for a week lol
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I had no idea that PepsiCo had za distince logo and identity from Pepsi all these years but anyway all these logos are straight ass
November 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Fascists take skincare even more too far. But only once they've finished the lampshade
November 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
This is a bad simile
Looks like the next step he trips, doesn't it?
November 16, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Man, I'm just saying, if rich people were scared to fund a movie bc they were frightened it would inspire people to kill them, there would be a hell of a lot less movies the last 50 yrs
November 16, 2025 at 3:08 AM
in other news I just discovered the existence of the Carry On franchise and ho-ly shit
Attention bluesky

Show me the X-Men
November 13, 2025 at 4:34 AM
A hand-tinted restoration of Phantom of the Opera (1925) with live organ accompaniment
What is the best movie not from this year that you’ve seen this year? Bonus points if you say why
November 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
the Chinese Century just kicked it into top gear folks
I for one will welcome our Chinese overlords #Beerjacket #China #Tsingtao
November 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Tom Brady is a garbage ass announcer
November 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I'd love to see a @kekeflipnote.bsky.social animation starring these 2
November 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Way to do your part to keep those white person birth rates high Elon
October 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
There categorically does not need to be 32 NHL teams
October 15, 2025 at 5:30 PM
This is the dude who walked away from $50M because he was concerned about becoming a minstrel show

what the hell happened in his brain that led him to where he is now
October 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I'm not sure exactly who "we" is but I dare Miller to choose two of his toughest brownshirts and step to a trio of bangers anywhere in this country, no weapons, no backup. They'd start running like little bitches inside of ten seconds
Stephen Miller: "All that bullshit is done, over, it's finished. The gangbangers you deal with- they think they're ruthless? They have no idea how ruthless we are. They think they're tough? They have no idea how tough we are. They think they're hardcore? We are so much more hardcore than they are"
October 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
If we're lucky
Reading book that mentions early detection of COVID-19 in sewage that includes summary of early days of detection, outbreak. Brought me back to those days like a tide and I thought wow, I lived thru that.

And I had this sudden soothing thought:

Someday these days, too, will be in a history book
October 2, 2025 at 7:39 PM
If we can do without Disney+, we can do without YouTube
your imaginary friend who uses too much electricity is now also annoying
October 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
At the risk of being sophomoric: funny how it's never pesticides. It's never preservatives. It's never additives that make things tastier or more colorful. It's never processed sugars and fats
September 27, 2025 at 1:07 PM
This machine supports capitalists
A sports branded acoustic guitar has such bad vibes. Sneaking away to a basement mancave from a BBQ of the world’s driest burgers because the wife suggested you’d had enough to drink ass instrument
September 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
If you're going to be drawn in by this pitch, you're already on board
NEW: Pentagon leaders are considering a new recruiting campaign that would encourage young people to honor the legacy of Charlie Kirk by joining the military, according to two officials familiar with the planning.
Military leaders consider recruiting campaign centered around Charlie Kirk
Possible slogans discussed include “Charlie has awakened a generation of warriors.” There is talk of using Turning Point USA chapters as recruitment centers.
nbcnews.to
September 18, 2025 at 9:18 PM
There. I canceled #Disney. It ain't much but it's what I have to offer today.

I am a 35-year #NFL addict but I'll cancel that too if I have to.

If you think I'm alone, just try us. We can live without you.
September 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM