John Avocado 宇杰
@supercroup.com
M People fan and full-time metaphorical punchbag WLTM older woman for Fox's biscuits and dodgy sex. | Linguist | He/him | Sydney/Darug Country via Hull.
Pinned
John Avocado 宇杰
@supercroup.com
· Jun 13
Candy Shop socks for my birthday. I made these in 2022, and they remain one of my favourite pairs.
Apparently I'm supposed to be nice to Pyramid Scheme Cousin because her daughter has anorexia or something and that's why she's miserable all the time, but I'm like, I've known her for forty years and she has been intolerably miserable for at least thirty-three of those years.
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Apparently I'm supposed to be nice to Pyramid Scheme Cousin because her daughter has anorexia or something and that's why she's miserable all the time, but I'm like, I've known her for forty years and she has been intolerably miserable for at least thirty-three of those years.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts that you didn't really want to go to but you went anyway because your friends wanted to.
Madonna (2016)
P!nk (2013 maybe)
Rihanna (2011)
Mariah Carey (2003?)
The Leeds United Calypso Band (2005)
Madonna (2016)
P!nk (2013 maybe)
Rihanna (2011)
Mariah Carey (2003?)
The Leeds United Calypso Band (2005)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts that you didn't really want to go to but you went anyway because your friends wanted to.
U2 (91?)
Madonna (90?)
Prince (92?)
Andrew Strong (92?)
Cold Chisel
U2 (91?)
Madonna (90?)
Prince (92?)
Andrew Strong (92?)
Cold Chisel
November 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts that you didn't really want to go to but you went anyway because your friends wanted to.
Madonna (2016)
P!nk (2013 maybe)
Rihanna (2011)
Mariah Carey (2003?)
The Leeds United Calypso Band (2005)
Madonna (2016)
P!nk (2013 maybe)
Rihanna (2011)
Mariah Carey (2003?)
The Leeds United Calypso Band (2005)
Jesus really wasn't all that influential; it was Paul who made fetch happen.
November 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Jesus really wasn't all that influential; it was Paul who made fetch happen.
Dawson's 20 Load Weekend
What movie are you most thankful for? (not necessarily your favorite!)
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Dawson's 20 Load Weekend
Reposted by John Avocado 宇杰
Um. There’s a woman presenting this too.
Rylan Clark is set to delve into the eerie world of witchcraft in his new show, The Witches Of Essex.
Rylan Clark slams 'misogyny' in British witch hunt as he fronts new Sky show
Rylan Clark shares the spotlight with professor Alice Roberts in The Witches Of Essex, where the pair delve into the dark history of witch hunts - and one discovery rattled Rylan.
www.ok.co.uk
October 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Um. There’s a woman presenting this too.
Reposted by John Avocado 宇杰
How odd, I'm sure the left wing Bluesky political brains trust told me that the ALP would vote with the Coalition to sacrifice environmental measures rather than ever work with the Greens
BREAKING: Labor has secured the passage of its new environmental laws with the support of The Greens.
Albanese says the Liberals inc. Sussan Ley refused to meet him.
PM “I must say that the Greens showed maturity.”
Great result. ✅ #auspol
Albanese says the Liberals inc. Sussan Ley refused to meet him.
PM “I must say that the Greens showed maturity.”
Great result. ✅ #auspol
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
How odd, I'm sure the left wing Bluesky political brains trust told me that the ALP would vote with the Coalition to sacrifice environmental measures rather than ever work with the Greens
There's a guy in the office who is wearing golf pants and has a slutty little moustache, and I can't stop looking.
November 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
There's a guy in the office who is wearing golf pants and has a slutty little moustache, and I can't stop looking.
Do drivers of electric cars not realise that they use public resources (roads and associated infrastructure and services, as well as stuff like policing) much more heavily than people who do not drive cars? Do they actually think that not using petrol reduces their impact on society to zero?
The UK government has again frozen fuel duty but will charge EV owners by the mile. Hard to see this as anything other than an attempt to suppress EV adoption.
November 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Do drivers of electric cars not realise that they use public resources (roads and associated infrastructure and services, as well as stuff like policing) much more heavily than people who do not drive cars? Do they actually think that not using petrol reduces their impact on society to zero?
Reposted by John Avocado 宇杰
Are we still doing diner journalism? Because today at a greasy spoon in Stateline, Nevada, a 65 year old birder named Maryanne told me that she likes that “Mamdonnelly” fellow and thinks that Donald Trump is a pedophile.
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Are we still doing diner journalism? Because today at a greasy spoon in Stateline, Nevada, a 65 year old birder named Maryanne told me that she likes that “Mamdonnelly” fellow and thinks that Donald Trump is a pedophile.
*pedantic voice* it's the *average* number of seconds in 6 weeks. One week in every year has 3600 fewer seconds, and another week has 3600 more seconds.
(It's still a very cool little fact though 😄)
(It's still a very cool little fact though 😄)
10! is the exact number of seconds in 6 weeks.
November 26, 2025 at 9:18 AM
*pedantic voice* it's the *average* number of seconds in 6 weeks. One week in every year has 3600 fewer seconds, and another week has 3600 more seconds.
(It's still a very cool little fact though 😄)
(It's still a very cool little fact though 😄)
Jack Monroe's Self-Love Stew for dinner. No photo because a stew is never especially photogenic, but it's tasty and a very quick and easy weeknight meal to cook.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Jack Monroe's Self-Love Stew for dinner. No photo because a stew is never especially photogenic, but it's tasty and a very quick and easy weeknight meal to cook.
Over on Threads, Americans are very cross with me.
November 26, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Over on Threads, Americans are very cross with me.
New socks 🧦 🧶
Gender is wavy and swirly sometimes, and sometimes it's neat and organised. Much love to and solidarity with my trans friends.
(Also, I hope the pattern is somewhat distinguishable? My colour vision is so messed up that it's all one big mass to my eyes.)
Gender is wavy and swirly sometimes, and sometimes it's neat and organised. Much love to and solidarity with my trans friends.
(Also, I hope the pattern is somewhat distinguishable? My colour vision is so messed up that it's all one big mass to my eyes.)
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 AM
New socks 🧦 🧶
Gender is wavy and swirly sometimes, and sometimes it's neat and organised. Much love to and solidarity with my trans friends.
(Also, I hope the pattern is somewhat distinguishable? My colour vision is so messed up that it's all one big mass to my eyes.)
Gender is wavy and swirly sometimes, and sometimes it's neat and organised. Much love to and solidarity with my trans friends.
(Also, I hope the pattern is somewhat distinguishable? My colour vision is so messed up that it's all one big mass to my eyes.)
This is why you don't want a majority as large as Labour currently has — you end up negotiating with your own party in public, and it makes you look weak. (And to be clear, she is weak – she has the support of the prime minister and literally nobody else.)
November 25, 2025 at 9:33 AM
This is why you don't want a majority as large as Labour currently has — you end up negotiating with your own party in public, and it makes you look weak. (And to be clear, she is weak – she has the support of the prime minister and literally nobody else.)
Important investigative journalism has happened.
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Important investigative journalism has happened.
I love this sort of post where "this country" could be pretty much anywhere. Does she commute to central London from somewhere in Kent? Has she tried to get from New York to LA by rail? Has she got a sore back from the overnight train from Sydney to Brisbane? Maybe Berlin to Dresden wasn't much fun?
November 24, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I love this sort of post where "this country" could be pretty much anywhere. Does she commute to central London from somewhere in Kent? Has she tried to get from New York to LA by rail? Has she got a sore back from the overnight train from Sydney to Brisbane? Maybe Berlin to Dresden wasn't much fun?
Reposted by John Avocado 宇杰
October 16, 2025 at 10:50 AM
I did the math on this a couple of years ago and it checks out.
There are at total of 140 people coming for lunch, and enough birds to serve 142 people. Of the people coming for lunch, 66 are aristocracy (ladies dancing and lords a-leaping), and the other 74 are staff.
There are at total of 140 people coming for lunch, and enough birds to serve 142 people. Of the people coming for lunch, 66 are aristocracy (ladies dancing and lords a-leaping), and the other 74 are staff.
November 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I did the math on this a couple of years ago and it checks out.
There are at total of 140 people coming for lunch, and enough birds to serve 142 people. Of the people coming for lunch, 66 are aristocracy (ladies dancing and lords a-leaping), and the other 74 are staff.
There are at total of 140 people coming for lunch, and enough birds to serve 142 people. Of the people coming for lunch, 66 are aristocracy (ladies dancing and lords a-leaping), and the other 74 are staff.
Americans think that copyright is more sacred than the word of God.
November 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Americans think that copyright is more sacred than the word of God.
Reposted by John Avocado 宇杰
Reposted by John Avocado 宇杰
"people only crime out of economic necessity" and "elite crime is the biggest issue in the world" are positions held simultaneously on this site
a thing internet leftists do is assume that everyone wants to be law abiding but does crimes out of economic desperation. It's just not true.
November 23, 2025 at 9:30 AM
"people only crime out of economic necessity" and "elite crime is the biggest issue in the world" are positions held simultaneously on this site
My mental health must be worse than I thought as it turns out some of the people I have dinner with in restaurants are actually apparitions.
November 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
My mental health must be worse than I thought as it turns out some of the people I have dinner with in restaurants are actually apparitions.
John's knitting tip of the day: don't spit splice white yarn if you've been drinking red wine 🍷 🤦♀️🧶
November 23, 2025 at 12:23 PM
John's knitting tip of the day: don't spit splice white yarn if you've been drinking red wine 🍷 🤦♀️🧶
Some straight dude did big cums in his wife's pussy and she ended up needing a year off work, I was available to cover for her and one thing led to another.
November 23, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Some straight dude did big cums in his wife's pussy and she ended up needing a year off work, I was available to cover for her and one thing led to another.