John Avocado 宇杰
@supercroup.com
M People fan and full-time metaphorical punchbag WLTM older woman for Fox's biscuits and dodgy sex. | Linguist | He/him | Sydney/Darug Country via Hull.
Fuck me, they're still going.
November 27, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Fuck me, they're still going.
New socks 🧦 🧶
Gender is wavy and swirly sometimes, and sometimes it's neat and organised. Much love to and solidarity with my trans friends.
(Also, I hope the pattern is somewhat distinguishable? My colour vision is so messed up that it's all one big mass to my eyes.)
Gender is wavy and swirly sometimes, and sometimes it's neat and organised. Much love to and solidarity with my trans friends.
(Also, I hope the pattern is somewhat distinguishable? My colour vision is so messed up that it's all one big mass to my eyes.)
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 AM
New socks 🧦 🧶
Gender is wavy and swirly sometimes, and sometimes it's neat and organised. Much love to and solidarity with my trans friends.
(Also, I hope the pattern is somewhat distinguishable? My colour vision is so messed up that it's all one big mass to my eyes.)
Gender is wavy and swirly sometimes, and sometimes it's neat and organised. Much love to and solidarity with my trans friends.
(Also, I hope the pattern is somewhat distinguishable? My colour vision is so messed up that it's all one big mass to my eyes.)
Important investigative journalism has happened.
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Important investigative journalism has happened.
I love this sort of post where "this country" could be pretty much anywhere. Does she commute to central London from somewhere in Kent? Has she tried to get from New York to LA by rail? Has she got a sore back from the overnight train from Sydney to Brisbane? Maybe Berlin to Dresden wasn't much fun?
November 24, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I love this sort of post where "this country" could be pretty much anywhere. Does she commute to central London from somewhere in Kent? Has she tried to get from New York to LA by rail? Has she got a sore back from the overnight train from Sydney to Brisbane? Maybe Berlin to Dresden wasn't much fun?
I did the math on this a couple of years ago and it checks out.
There are at total of 140 people coming for lunch, and enough birds to serve 142 people. Of the people coming for lunch, 66 are aristocracy (ladies dancing and lords a-leaping), and the other 74 are staff.
There are at total of 140 people coming for lunch, and enough birds to serve 142 people. Of the people coming for lunch, 66 are aristocracy (ladies dancing and lords a-leaping), and the other 74 are staff.
November 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I did the math on this a couple of years ago and it checks out.
There are at total of 140 people coming for lunch, and enough birds to serve 142 people. Of the people coming for lunch, 66 are aristocracy (ladies dancing and lords a-leaping), and the other 74 are staff.
There are at total of 140 people coming for lunch, and enough birds to serve 142 people. Of the people coming for lunch, 66 are aristocracy (ladies dancing and lords a-leaping), and the other 74 are staff.
My mental health must be worse than I thought as it turns out some of the people I have dinner with in restaurants are actually apparitions.
November 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
My mental health must be worse than I thought as it turns out some of the people I have dinner with in restaurants are actually apparitions.
John's knitting tip of the day: don't spit splice white yarn if you've been drinking red wine 🍷 🤦♀️🧶
November 23, 2025 at 12:23 PM
John's knitting tip of the day: don't spit splice white yarn if you've been drinking red wine 🍷 🤦♀️🧶
Lunch at Yanguofu. Their new mushroom soup is a BIG umami hit!
November 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Lunch at Yanguofu. Their new mushroom soup is a BIG umami hit!
This white lady thinks that me having opinions on the aesthetics of a craft I've been doing for over twenty years is the same as white people barging into Aboriginal spaces and taking over.
November 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM
This white lady thinks that me having opinions on the aesthetics of a craft I've been doing for over twenty years is the same as white people barging into Aboriginal spaces and taking over.
Gladys would never have allowed this
November 22, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Gladys would never have allowed this
No elegant plating up, but it's tasty. It's always a good idea to stuff a chicken with rice and mushrooms.
November 21, 2025 at 8:37 AM
No elegant plating up, but it's tasty. It's always a good idea to stuff a chicken with rice and mushrooms.
I have roasted a chicken.
November 21, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I have roasted a chicken.
Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once
November 19, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once
I see the Queen is continuing the queenly tradition of trolling people via headwear
November 19, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I see the Queen is continuing the queenly tradition of trolling people via headwear
A dinner to mark the birthday of someone who departed us. Snapper steam-baked in paper with lemon, dill and white wine, with asparagus and broccolini.
November 19, 2025 at 8:59 AM
A dinner to mark the birthday of someone who departed us. Snapper steam-baked in paper with lemon, dill and white wine, with asparagus and broccolini.
I do like the way they've found the person you're least likely to have any sympathy at all for to use in the photo.
November 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I do like the way they've found the person you're least likely to have any sympathy at all for to use in the photo.
Starting Saturday night right
November 15, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Starting Saturday night right
Seventeen years ago in the Bahamas.
November 14, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Seventeen years ago in the Bahamas.
The biggest problem with AI is that it has turned people's brains into mush. And I don't mean people who use LLMs to outsource their thinking; I mean people who are perpetually furious about the existence of AI. Like, the problem here is not "IP theft".
November 12, 2025 at 9:23 AM
The biggest problem with AI is that it has turned people's brains into mush. And I don't mean people who use LLMs to outsource their thinking; I mean people who are perpetually furious about the existence of AI. Like, the problem here is not "IP theft".
Quite with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Quite with an iconic fictional band
Australians think that Australia is the only country in the world that has water.
November 12, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Australians think that Australia is the only country in the world that has water.