Lisa
@hotchipsandmayo.bsky.social
Full time ornery redhead, part time evil genius. Classic movie lover and custard tart enthusiast.
Might start wearing gloves, I think these will come in handy.
January 6, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Might start wearing gloves, I think these will come in handy.
My cat just stood on the keyboard.
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January 5, 2026 at 7:56 AM
My cat just stood on the keyboard.
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January 5, 2026 at 7:54 AM
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Do you even know how I wrote elastic man bro?
Do you even know your product bro?
Do you even know what it’s like to be in the desert on a horse with no name bro?
January 5, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Do you even know how I wrote elastic man bro?
Reposted by Lisa
Overdue moral victory for Australia.
December 27, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Overdue moral victory for Australia.
The perfect Valentines Day present 😂
December 25, 2025 at 8:12 AM
The perfect Valentines Day present 😂
More of this type of weather please.
December 25, 2025 at 7:16 AM
More of this type of weather please.
First Christmas lunch ever without seafood. The weather was much cooler than usual so we had a roast, it was nice for a change and not having to wake up at sparrows fart Christmas Eve to go to the fish mongers was definitely a bonus.
December 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
First Christmas lunch ever without seafood. The weather was much cooler than usual so we had a roast, it was nice for a change and not having to wake up at sparrows fart Christmas Eve to go to the fish mongers was definitely a bonus.
Well I think that's a first...one of the neighbours is mowing the lawns...on Christmas Day.
December 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Well I think that's a first...one of the neighbours is mowing the lawns...on Christmas Day.
I hope everyone enjoys their day off (and if you're working, I hope you're enjoying your double time and a half). For those who hate the day, here's an old chestnut from Eric Idle.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhwQ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhwQ...
Eric Idle - Fuck Christmas
YouTube video by James Macdonald
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December 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I hope everyone enjoys their day off (and if you're working, I hope you're enjoying your double time and a half). For those who hate the day, here's an old chestnut from Eric Idle.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhwQ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhwQ...
Decided to pop the Aldi bacon wrapped scallops in the airfryer, that's Christmas Eve dinner sorted (also some crumbed cauliflower).
December 24, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Decided to pop the Aldi bacon wrapped scallops in the airfryer, that's Christmas Eve dinner sorted (also some crumbed cauliflower).
I've had quite a few #GoodLunch recently
December 22, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I've had quite a few #GoodLunch recently
Wings? Who needs wings?
December 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Wings? Who needs wings?
People on Bluesky outraged they have to age verify then post
"The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go"
"The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go"
December 20, 2025 at 9:08 AM
People on Bluesky outraged they have to age verify then post
"The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go"
"The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go"
Barnaby Joyce is at it again (festive mode).
December 19, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Barnaby Joyce is at it again (festive mode).
It's already 29c outside and yes I've turned on the aircon before the house gets stinking hot (and I was planning to run a few errands this morning but they can wait).
December 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
It's already 29c outside and yes I've turned on the aircon before the house gets stinking hot (and I was planning to run a few errands this morning but they can wait).
If you want to watch an unheartwarming Christmas movie I can thoroughly recommend The Silent Partner. Bank robbing Santas! Sadomasochistic Christopher Plummer!
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December 18, 2025 at 9:32 AM
If you want to watch an unheartwarming Christmas movie I can thoroughly recommend The Silent Partner. Bank robbing Santas! Sadomasochistic Christopher Plummer!
www.sbs.com.au/ondemand/mov...
www.sbs.com.au/ondemand/mov...
@dantheother.bsky.social Hey Dan, do you mind if I ask a question? Hubs & I are thinking of visiting Thailand next year & I'd love a week in Suphan (if you remember I told you I was an exchange student there a million years ago). Can you recommend any hotels? For preference around Kannasoot Suksalai
December 17, 2025 at 7:36 AM
@dantheother.bsky.social Hey Dan, do you mind if I ask a question? Hubs & I are thinking of visiting Thailand next year & I'd love a week in Suphan (if you remember I told you I was an exchange student there a million years ago). Can you recommend any hotels? For preference around Kannasoot Suksalai
Guess who popped a bottle of wine in the freezer yesterday and promptly forgot about it (until this morning)?
December 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Guess who popped a bottle of wine in the freezer yesterday and promptly forgot about it (until this morning)?
My local FB group is going off after someone posted an infographic about gun ownership in the suburb & the responses are a great resource to block all the mouth breathing gun nuts.
December 16, 2025 at 6:19 AM
My local FB group is going off after someone posted an infographic about gun ownership in the suburb & the responses are a great resource to block all the mouth breathing gun nuts.
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Oh gosh. This is awful
BREAKING
Two people have been found dead at the home of director and actor Rob Reiner.
The LA Fire Department said the ages of the two victims is 78 and 68 which matches the ages of Rob and his wife Michele.
Full Story: bit.ly/497DhMd
Two people have been found dead at the home of director and actor Rob Reiner.
The LA Fire Department said the ages of the two victims is 78 and 68 which matches the ages of Rob and his wife Michele.
Full Story: bit.ly/497DhMd
December 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Oh gosh. This is awful
Reposted by Lisa
This is all deeply distressing, nobody should die or be traumatised like this, that guy who appears to have tackled the shooter is a deadset hero, anyone who tries to make political or culture war mileage out if this is ghoulish scum I will never forget
December 14, 2025 at 9:58 AM
This is all deeply distressing, nobody should die or be traumatised like this, that guy who appears to have tackled the shooter is a deadset hero, anyone who tries to make political or culture war mileage out if this is ghoulish scum I will never forget