Ray Goldberg
@sunshineraygun.bsky.social
Screenwriter | Finalist @ WeScreenplay; SF Shore Scripts, Film Empire; QF Atlanta, Nashville, PAGE | Black/Jewish | she/they | #ActuallyAutistic | #PreWGA
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Hey AO3 shit is hard right now and I don’t need this on top of it. I read really fast. Please let me have my smut.
January 21, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Hey AO3 shit is hard right now and I don’t need this on top of it. I read really fast. Please let me have my smut.
Reposted by Ray Goldberg
Streaming in 2010: You can watch an entire catalog of amazing movies and TV shows for a reasonable monthly fee
Streaming in 2025: our library is Batman movies and 28 seasons of a Tim Allen sitcom, it costs $159/month. We just destroyed the last piece of evidence that Mister Rogers ever existed
Streaming in 2025: our library is Batman movies and 28 seasons of a Tim Allen sitcom, it costs $159/month. We just destroyed the last piece of evidence that Mister Rogers ever existed
Scoop: Warner Bros. Discovery has quietly pulled "The West Wing" from its Max streamer as part of a cost-cutting move following a ROI evaluation. Details in @status.news: link.status.news/3C72V5Z
January 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Streaming in 2010: You can watch an entire catalog of amazing movies and TV shows for a reasonable monthly fee
Streaming in 2025: our library is Batman movies and 28 seasons of a Tim Allen sitcom, it costs $159/month. We just destroyed the last piece of evidence that Mister Rogers ever existed
Streaming in 2025: our library is Batman movies and 28 seasons of a Tim Allen sitcom, it costs $159/month. We just destroyed the last piece of evidence that Mister Rogers ever existed
For the second consecutive year, I have decided to pregame the new Til Death Do Us Blart by marathoning all the previous episodes. I can never hope to understand the boys’ pain but it is a certain flavor of insanity to yell at my phone “y’all literally had this revelation 3 years ago!!”
November 22, 2023 at 4:40 AM
For the second consecutive year, I have decided to pregame the new Til Death Do Us Blart by marathoning all the previous episodes. I can never hope to understand the boys’ pain but it is a certain flavor of insanity to yell at my phone “y’all literally had this revelation 3 years ago!!”
Part of my neurodiverse cocktail is that I hate wasting food, so sometimes I end up eating suspiciously old leftovers and paying the price.
My new rule is: if I can recall exactly what’s in that box, where I got it, and roughly when (assuming the when isn’t an auto-fail, I am allowed to eat it.
My new rule is: if I can recall exactly what’s in that box, where I got it, and roughly when (assuming the when isn’t an auto-fail, I am allowed to eat it.
October 19, 2023 at 3:08 PM
Part of my neurodiverse cocktail is that I hate wasting food, so sometimes I end up eating suspiciously old leftovers and paying the price.
My new rule is: if I can recall exactly what’s in that box, where I got it, and roughly when (assuming the when isn’t an auto-fail, I am allowed to eat it.
My new rule is: if I can recall exactly what’s in that box, where I got it, and roughly when (assuming the when isn’t an auto-fail, I am allowed to eat it.
You know in Mrs. Doubtfire when Sally Field goes “The whole time? The whole time???” Wouldn’t it be wild if it wasn’t the whole time? Like Mrs. Doubtfire really was an old Scottish lady and Daniel knocked her out and usurped her identity just for today.
September 9, 2023 at 5:44 AM
You know in Mrs. Doubtfire when Sally Field goes “The whole time? The whole time???” Wouldn’t it be wild if it wasn’t the whole time? Like Mrs. Doubtfire really was an old Scottish lady and Daniel knocked her out and usurped her identity just for today.
I was born in the wrong generation. I should have free healthcare and bionic eyes.
August 15, 2023 at 3:54 PM
I was born in the wrong generation. I should have free healthcare and bionic eyes.
My body is not a temple, it is a last gen phone that is trying to play Pokémon Go, but it just keeps overheating and crashing and needs to be recharged immediately.
August 11, 2023 at 5:42 PM
My body is not a temple, it is a last gen phone that is trying to play Pokémon Go, but it just keeps overheating and crashing and needs to be recharged immediately.