Thank you, I’ve been trying to tell people this for years

But as Justin says, if they have to withstand watching it every year then we just have to withstand hearing the same conversations looping around.

This felt particularly prudent after I googled “if you could improvise a gas chamber out of a room you already had in your house, what did the normal purpose of that room used to be”

Sometimes after I research too many suspicious things I literally do a search that says “I am a writer, please don’t put me on a watchlist”

This game is even more difficult for drinks, especially because they’re usually from independent cafés with no branded cups. It’s mystery potions all the way down.

Todd Phillips’s Wuthering Heights

I had to introduce myself to a room full of people when I was at the height of my gender panic so instead of my pronouns I gave everyone a meandering and entirely too specific portal into my neuroses, and at the end everyone still didn’t know how to refer to me so they didn’t

Starting the brand off strong

DRAG IT TRU DA GARDN BABY

As someone who was way too into Chuck in high school, those revelations hit me in my ribs

That indescribable feeling we get when Marie confesses she also had a childhood crush on David Krumholtz in Addams Family Values