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Mid poster, at best. Letting the great tradition of Australian shitposting down. Any pronoun is fine.
Nice argument bro, but I've already drawn a picture of us as the two microwaves in my office. You're the one that sucks ass and I'm the one that heats food all the way to the middle.
September 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Nice argument bro, but I've already drawn a picture of us as the two microwaves in my office. You're the one that sucks ass and I'm the one that heats food all the way to the middle.
"The babies, they're sloshing around. Sloshing babies. Very sad."
Trump: "It's too much liquid. Too many different things are going into that baby at too big a number. The size of this thing when you look at it. It's like 80 different vaccines and beyond vaccines."
September 23, 2025 at 7:26 AM
"The babies, they're sloshing around. Sloshing babies. Very sad."
Apologies to my husband because I hit my face on the corner of a computer tower and gave myself a shiner and now people are going to be giving him side eye.
September 14, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Apologies to my husband because I hit my face on the corner of a computer tower and gave myself a shiner and now people are going to be giving him side eye.
Put Bolsonaro in a prison cell that looks like a hospital ward. He'll never want to leave.
September 12, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Put Bolsonaro in a prison cell that looks like a hospital ward. He'll never want to leave.
I've realised that Mono and Yuru Camp are just anime versions of low budget, local tourism shows and that the comfort I receive from watching them is equivalent to napping on the couch as a kid watching The Great South East.
July 22, 2025 at 10:10 AM
I've realised that Mono and Yuru Camp are just anime versions of low budget, local tourism shows and that the comfort I receive from watching them is equivalent to napping on the couch as a kid watching The Great South East.
We once did a movie night at our house which was Children of Men followed by The Legend of Drunken Master and we learned that watching Jackie Chan is the perfect antidote to being harrowed.
You’ve inherited a movie theater, what’s your first double feature?
2001 (1968) and My Neighbor Totoro (1988)
2001 (1968) and My Neighbor Totoro (1988)
July 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
We once did a movie night at our house which was Children of Men followed by The Legend of Drunken Master and we learned that watching Jackie Chan is the perfect antidote to being harrowed.
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Crimes against reality.
Crimes against reality.
You’ve probably noticed that I don’t write much about Israel or Palestine.
open.substack.com
July 18, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Crimes against reality.
My hobby is lurking on tree identification and foraging subreddits and getting mad at people who can't identify plums.
July 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
My hobby is lurking on tree identification and foraging subreddits and getting mad at people who can't identify plums.
Benson Boone puts my "fellow Australian" detectors on the fritz. His name sounds Australian. His bad hair and little moustache - very Australian. But no. It is a lie!
July 9, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Benson Boone puts my "fellow Australian" detectors on the fritz. His name sounds Australian. His bad hair and little moustache - very Australian. But no. It is a lie!
The casting of Hugo Weaving and Cate Blanchett as Elrond and Galadriel respectively means it is now canon that Noldor high elves speak with cultivated Australian accents.
June 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
The casting of Hugo Weaving and Cate Blanchett as Elrond and Galadriel respectively means it is now canon that Noldor high elves speak with cultivated Australian accents.
Look at this cunty elf.
June 5, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Look at this cunty elf.
Every time I read an analysis article on the ABC and think "fuck, this is going hard", the byline is Alan Kohler.
May 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Every time I read an analysis article on the ABC and think "fuck, this is going hard", the byline is Alan Kohler.
Australia, since Estonia sent Tommy Cash, it is time to see whether Kirin J Callinan go to Eurovision for us. Look me in the eyes and tell me this wouldn't go hard there m.youtube.com/watch?v=rvrZ... #eurovision
Kirin J Callinan - Big Enough (Official Video) ft. Alex Cameron, Molly Lewis, Jimmy Barnes
YouTube video by KirinJCallinanVEVO
m.youtube.com
May 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Australia, since Estonia sent Tommy Cash, it is time to see whether Kirin J Callinan go to Eurovision for us. Look me in the eyes and tell me this wouldn't go hard there m.youtube.com/watch?v=rvrZ... #eurovision
They're right to say it. It's gluten free which means I can now cook sichuan food.
I’m going to be real with you, this stuff is incredible
May 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
They're right to say it. It's gluten free which means I can now cook sichuan food.
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I’m going to be real with you, this stuff is incredible
May 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I’m going to be real with you, this stuff is incredible
@tomwalker.bsky.social The lead of Portugal's Eurovision act is your doppelganger.
May 16, 2025 at 10:29 AM
@tomwalker.bsky.social The lead of Portugal's Eurovision act is your doppelganger.
Did James McGrath just call himself a Regan/Bush Republican? Mate, calling out US presidents just went demonstrably bad for you. Why are you doubling down bro?
May 3, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Did James McGrath just call himself a Regan/Bush Republican? Mate, calling out US presidents just went demonstrably bad for you. Why are you doubling down bro?
Hearing the James McGrath try to spin a "be nice to LNP, we are little meow meows who had a rough day" and the ABC journalists having none of it is real nice.
May 3, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Hearing the James McGrath try to spin a "be nice to LNP, we are little meow meows who had a rough day" and the ABC journalists having none of it is real nice.
If you were a boy at UQ between 2006 and 2009 and I lent you Terry Prachett books, I was trying to seduce you. That was my move.
March 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
If you were a boy at UQ between 2006 and 2009 and I lent you Terry Prachett books, I was trying to seduce you. That was my move.
Halfway through The Birdcage and if it does end with Armand clocking his son in the nose, I will be cross.
February 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Halfway through The Birdcage and if it does end with Armand clocking his son in the nose, I will be cross.
I get unreasonably upset when we get a string of days >33degC and no storm. It's bullshit. I sweat but in return I get cool lightning. That's the deal.
January 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I get unreasonably upset when we get a string of days >33degC and no storm. It's bullshit. I sweat but in return I get cool lightning. That's the deal.
@jeffvandermeer.bsky.social
1. Does Florida have native ibis?
2. Do they make big messy nesting sites in your cabbage palms?
1. Does Florida have native ibis?
2. Do they make big messy nesting sites in your cabbage palms?
January 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
@jeffvandermeer.bsky.social
1. Does Florida have native ibis?
2. Do they make big messy nesting sites in your cabbage palms?
1. Does Florida have native ibis?
2. Do they make big messy nesting sites in your cabbage palms?
Went to see Idles last night. One of the security guards was shaking his head every time Joe Tabolt announced that the next song was anti fascist.
January 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Went to see Idles last night. One of the security guards was shaking his head every time Joe Tabolt announced that the next song was anti fascist.
The air quality in Novi Beograd yesterday was worse than LA. Keep up the protests, students.
January 13, 2025 at 2:07 AM
The air quality in Novi Beograd yesterday was worse than LA. Keep up the protests, students.
I was in LA earlier this year. These fires of course partially caused by climate change, bit the choice to plant eucalyptus trees (i.e. trees full of highly flammable oil) would not have helped.
January 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I was in LA earlier this year. These fires of course partially caused by climate change, bit the choice to plant eucalyptus trees (i.e. trees full of highly flammable oil) would not have helped.