Susan
@sufondue.bsky.social
Mum to 22 & 19. Does science.
Positivity is the crutch of the weak.
Positivity is the crutch of the weak.
A job I applied for closes today so everyone should wish me luck/throw ill-will at other people who have applied*
*delete as appropriate
*delete as appropriate
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM
A job I applied for closes today so everyone should wish me luck/throw ill-will at other people who have applied*
*delete as appropriate
*delete as appropriate
My only black Friday purchase was a textbook 🤓
20% off 🎉
20% off 🎉
November 30, 2025 at 12:02 PM
My only black Friday purchase was a textbook 🤓
20% off 🎉
20% off 🎉
Reposted by Susan
People will say anything on here. “We used to be a proper country,” no we didn’t. That’s not true.
November 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
People will say anything on here. “We used to be a proper country,” no we didn’t. That’s not true.
Slept so hard this afternoon I thought it was morning when I woke up. Maybe I've FINALLY learned how to condense 8 hours sleep into 3??
November 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Slept so hard this afternoon I thought it was morning when I woke up. Maybe I've FINALLY learned how to condense 8 hours sleep into 3??
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild
Hare
Dolphin
Deer
Weasel
Fox
Hare
Dolphin
Deer
Weasel
Fox
introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Turtle
Fish
Deer
Fox
Mink
Turtle
Fish
Deer
Fox
Mink
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you seen in the wild
Fly
Spider
Earwig
Pigeon
Wasp
Fly
Spider
Earwig
Pigeon
Wasp
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild
Hare
Dolphin
Deer
Weasel
Fox
Hare
Dolphin
Deer
Weasel
Fox
Reposted by Susan
Flag-shagging ain’t cheap — lad slapped with a £2,000 fine for decorating 64 lamp posts like it’s Brexit Christmas 🎄😂
November 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Flag-shagging ain’t cheap — lad slapped with a £2,000 fine for decorating 64 lamp posts like it’s Brexit Christmas 🎄😂
It's nearly December so it's elf on the shelf time annual reminder time
a. He looks like a creepy little perv
b. It's NEVER a good idea to get your children to fear and worship an idol of the fae
a. He looks like a creepy little perv
b. It's NEVER a good idea to get your children to fear and worship an idol of the fae
November 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
It's nearly December so it's elf on the shelf time annual reminder time
a. He looks like a creepy little perv
b. It's NEVER a good idea to get your children to fear and worship an idol of the fae
a. He looks like a creepy little perv
b. It's NEVER a good idea to get your children to fear and worship an idol of the fae
Anyone used TG Jones for books? They've got 20% off everything but I'm being suspicious because I've never heard of them
November 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Anyone used TG Jones for books? They've got 20% off everything but I'm being suspicious because I've never heard of them
This is everything that's wrong with British politics/journalism. The collapse of America is numbing us to the decline of the UK.
Happy Friday 💕
Happy Friday 💕
Look, I think Starmer's as much of a prat as the next guy but we can all take solace in the fact that we can call him that without risking the FBI at our door, and that he's not a senile, deranged, convicted sex offender right? Things could definitely be worse.
November 28, 2025 at 9:05 AM
This is everything that's wrong with British politics/journalism. The collapse of America is numbing us to the decline of the UK.
Happy Friday 💕
Happy Friday 💕
Someone lost 3 front teeth yesterday and is feeling generally sad about things 🥺
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Someone lost 3 front teeth yesterday and is feeling generally sad about things 🥺
*Him roughly pushing humans towards the way out as they stagger and cough through the smoke, then kneeling to tenderly gather up a cat and sprint towards the exit*
November 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
*Him roughly pushing humans towards the way out as they stagger and cough through the smoke, then kneeling to tenderly gather up a cat and sprint towards the exit*
Just finished work and today is my Friday!*
*only one job tonight and then tomorrow instead of my alarm going off at 3 I'll get a lie in til a puppy demands breakfast at half 5
*only one job tonight and then tomorrow instead of my alarm going off at 3 I'll get a lie in til a puppy demands breakfast at half 5
November 27, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Just finished work and today is my Friday!*
*only one job tonight and then tomorrow instead of my alarm going off at 3 I'll get a lie in til a puppy demands breakfast at half 5
*only one job tonight and then tomorrow instead of my alarm going off at 3 I'll get a lie in til a puppy demands breakfast at half 5
Made beautiful, individual cottage pies. Dropped one 🥲
November 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Made beautiful, individual cottage pies. Dropped one 🥲
An issue I have with Rachel Reeves is I just don't find her believable as a person
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
An issue I have with Rachel Reeves is I just don't find her believable as a person
Zack Polanski liked my post so I'm voting Green next time (also because the current Labour government has been the biggest political disappointment of my life and on Trans issues alone I couldn't bring myself to vote for them again)
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Zack Polanski liked my post so I'm voting Green next time (also because the current Labour government has been the biggest political disappointment of my life and on Trans issues alone I couldn't bring myself to vote for them again)
To be fair 1% is a lot when you're rich as stink
@zackpolanski.bsky.social wants to introduce a wealth tax of 1% on assets of over £10m & 2% on assets over £1bn & if the super rich want to leave the UK because they are being taxed a tiny amount more then we should wave them goodbye
Thatcherite John Redwood says 1% isn't a tiny amount.
Thatcherite John Redwood says 1% isn't a tiny amount.
November 26, 2025 at 9:55 AM
To be fair 1% is a lot when you're rich as stink
A woman at this office just watched me attempting to hoover their battered old carpet that only gets done once a week and laughed that they should get a robot hoover.
This must be how artists feel with AI taking over
This must be how artists feel with AI taking over
November 26, 2025 at 9:53 AM
A woman at this office just watched me attempting to hoover their battered old carpet that only gets done once a week and laughed that they should get a robot hoover.
This must be how artists feel with AI taking over
This must be how artists feel with AI taking over
Between jobs so I'm having a supermarket sandwich and a greggs coffee in the car with my seatwarmer on
a woman wearing a tiara and a strapless dress is standing in a room .
ALT: a woman wearing a tiara and a strapless dress is standing in a room .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Between jobs so I'm having a supermarket sandwich and a greggs coffee in the car with my seatwarmer on
Just finished work and it is SO much colder now than it was at 4am
November 26, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Just finished work and it is SO much colder now than it was at 4am
Use only ONE piece of art to convince folks to follow you
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Use only ONE piece of art to convince folks to follow you
I'm not even ill and I'm the roughest looking person I've seen here
Waiting to get called in for a hospital appointment and I've been up since 3. If they run much later someone will have to shake me when it's my turn.
Also I forgot to bring a change of clothes so I'm sat here in my bloody *insert name of well known supermarket* uniform
Also I forgot to bring a change of clothes so I'm sat here in my bloody *insert name of well known supermarket* uniform
November 25, 2025 at 9:59 AM
I'm not even ill and I'm the roughest looking person I've seen here
Waiting to get called in for a hospital appointment and I've been up since 3. If they run much later someone will have to shake me when it's my turn.
Also I forgot to bring a change of clothes so I'm sat here in my bloody *insert name of well known supermarket* uniform
Also I forgot to bring a change of clothes so I'm sat here in my bloody *insert name of well known supermarket* uniform
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Waiting to get called in for a hospital appointment and I've been up since 3. If they run much later someone will have to shake me when it's my turn.
Also I forgot to bring a change of clothes so I'm sat here in my bloody *insert name of well known supermarket* uniform
Also I forgot to bring a change of clothes so I'm sat here in my bloody *insert name of well known supermarket* uniform
OK so the locksmith came and he was really good and I've got a temporary lock til he comes back tomorrow with the parts.
Lola is having an existential crisis now though because he didn't react to her at all and she's never met anyone who didn't tell her she's beautiful
Lola is having an existential crisis now though because he didn't react to her at all and she's never met anyone who didn't tell her she's beautiful
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
OK so the locksmith came and he was really good and I've got a temporary lock til he comes back tomorrow with the parts.
Lola is having an existential crisis now though because he didn't react to her at all and she's never met anyone who didn't tell her she's beautiful
Lola is having an existential crisis now though because he didn't react to her at all and she's never met anyone who didn't tell her she's beautiful
Me: I'm shattered, can't wait to go for a lovely sleep!
Kitchen door lock: *breaks*
Kitchen door lock: *breaks*
November 24, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Me: I'm shattered, can't wait to go for a lovely sleep!
Kitchen door lock: *breaks*
Kitchen door lock: *breaks*