SUBTLE TRICERATOPS
@subtletriceratops.bsky.social
Just here for the leafy snacks, man.
I like food, books, my stupid animals, your stupid animals, old stuff, and death certificates.
I like food, books, my stupid animals, your stupid animals, old stuff, and death certificates.
Sad girl dinner. Half a cold Impossible Whopper, garlic cheddar, parsley crackers, cucumbers, etc. Please show me your #girldinners and let's bond ❤️
October 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Sad girl dinner. Half a cold Impossible Whopper, garlic cheddar, parsley crackers, cucumbers, etc. Please show me your #girldinners and let's bond ❤️
I'm a street cat.
August 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I'm a street cat.
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Rather on the nose, no?
June 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Rather on the nose, no?
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I can’t wait to send them all to Hell. They’re gonna beg and plead and be like “Please, God! I made billions!” and I’m gonna be like FLUSH.
April 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I can’t wait to send them all to Hell. They’re gonna beg and plead and be like “Please, God! I made billions!” and I’m gonna be like FLUSH.
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I'm not "inspired" by women with more money than they know what to do with taking an expensive joyride as ordinary Americans go without when women who actually flew aircraft are being erased from history by the Pentagon and women astrophysicists are being besmirches as "DEI hires" and fired.
Gayle King Defends 11-Minute Space Flight After ‘Disrespectful’ Backlash:
"My question is, have y’all been to space? Go to space or go to Blue Origin and see what they do and then come back and say, ‘This is a terrible thing.'"
"My question is, have y’all been to space? Go to space or go to Blue Origin and see what they do and then come back and say, ‘This is a terrible thing.'"
Gayle King Defends 'Expensive' 11-Minute Space Flight After 'Disrespectful' Backlash
Gayle King defends Blue Origin space flight after herself, Katy Perry, and the other participants received backlash for going to space for 11 minutes.
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April 16, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I'm not "inspired" by women with more money than they know what to do with taking an expensive joyride as ordinary Americans go without when women who actually flew aircraft are being erased from history by the Pentagon and women astrophysicists are being besmirches as "DEI hires" and fired.
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Study Links Binge Eating To Stress, Contentment, Depression, Joy, Boredom, Anger, Relaxation
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April 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Study Links Binge Eating To Stress, Contentment, Depression, Joy, Boredom, Anger, Relaxation
theonion.com/study-l...
theonion.com/study-l...
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Everybody romanticizing about the heyday of American manufacturing needs to carefully listen to one (1) Bruce Springsteen song.
April 8, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Everybody romanticizing about the heyday of American manufacturing needs to carefully listen to one (1) Bruce Springsteen song.
Today is Rex Manning Day. It is also my son's 17th birthday. He sleeps on my head every night.
April 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Today is Rex Manning Day. It is also my son's 17th birthday. He sleeps on my head every night.
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Today's stock market crash was the worst since the Spring of 2020.
Can you guess who was president during *both* crashes? I bet you can!
Can you guess who was president during *both* crashes? I bet you can!
April 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Today's stock market crash was the worst since the Spring of 2020.
Can you guess who was president during *both* crashes? I bet you can!
Can you guess who was president during *both* crashes? I bet you can!
I wish I was a bird.
March 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I wish I was a bird.
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Yes sir, you’re getting it
NEBRASKA CROWD: “TAX THE RICH! TAX THE RICH!”
@USRepMikeFlood: “So your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?”
NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY*
(not sure this went quite as he planned 😬)
@USRepMikeFlood: “So your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?”
NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY*
(not sure this went quite as he planned 😬)
March 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Yes sir, you’re getting it
Blessed to receive this today and have zero idea who sent it 🙏
March 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Blessed to receive this today and have zero idea who sent it 🙏
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they don't want you to know this but you actually are allowed to sob silently at your desk on a Monday morning
March 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM
they don't want you to know this but you actually are allowed to sob silently at your desk on a Monday morning
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Stylistically speaking, cats are mid-century modern
March 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Stylistically speaking, cats are mid-century modern
I cut the ever loving fuck out of my finger tonight. Accidentally. I haven't self-harmed in over 2 years. Why am I feeling more calm than ever right now?
March 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I cut the ever loving fuck out of my finger tonight. Accidentally. I haven't self-harmed in over 2 years. Why am I feeling more calm than ever right now?
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Sometimes having 2 cats is like having 2 cats and sometimes having 2 cats is like having 12 cats and that’s all I care to say about cats today
March 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Sometimes having 2 cats is like having 2 cats and sometimes having 2 cats is like having 12 cats and that’s all I care to say about cats today
Happy Publix BOGO snacks weekend!
February 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Happy Publix BOGO snacks weekend!
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When you looked behind you and saw all those little footprints in the sand, that’s when several hundred random animals on the internet were carrying you
February 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
When you looked behind you and saw all those little footprints in the sand, that’s when several hundred random animals on the internet were carrying you