I woke up another day, time to make this everybody’s problem

Hell is uncertainty

All we do be in this world is to try to be less alone

I just wanna find someone who loves me the way I love her

Just ate half a pound of provolone cheese, AMA

So the fall of the roman empire took 250 years - you’re telling me we still have to keep listening to this shit for that long?

This is why this is the only true twitter successor

mastodon user: It's so simple. First you pick a server, which is important, because they are all at war with, and hate the other servers. Then, to follow another user, you open your terminal and type >followctl -f -mode3 --dump @username@server --confirm followed by your UUID (memorize this!)

A large group of strangers is called a nightmare.

Gotta buy some dad fit new balances

I think smoking cigarettes is such a cool vibe, but I’m also pretty certain i’d get addicted

🫠 sorta day

How I'm trying to be

I've invented a new way to classify types of guy

Fuck