Jasper
@sublimejah.bsky.social
From a long line of homo sapiens. We've got jokes here.
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Jasper
@sublimejah.bsky.social
· Jul 12
Everything bad is good again.
Please rain on my parade.
Lose your purpose.
Two wrongs make you strong.
Please rain on my parade.
Lose your purpose.
Two wrongs make you strong.
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1) This fucking guy.
2) Gracie Mansion is going to need so much saging.
2) Gracie Mansion is going to need so much saging.
Adams Boosts Budget, Leaving a $4.7 Billion Hole for Mamdani
Looming budget deficits, no provisions for federal aid cuts and new commitments mark the departing mayor’s last word on the city’s financial plan.
www.thecity.nyc
November 18, 2025 at 12:38 PM
1) This fucking guy.
2) Gracie Mansion is going to need so much saging.
2) Gracie Mansion is going to need so much saging.
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We continue losing daylight for 34 days.
November 17, 2025 at 4:01 PM
We continue losing daylight for 34 days.
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One of the nation's largest and most prestigious bar associations censures DAG Todd Blanche over advocacy of violence against judges. When this happens, a bar disciplinary proceeding is usually already underway.
November 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
One of the nation's largest and most prestigious bar associations censures DAG Todd Blanche over advocacy of violence against judges. When this happens, a bar disciplinary proceeding is usually already underway.
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US Border Patrol arrests over 130 in first 48 hours of Charlotte immigration operation reut.rs/43CHrsq
US Border Patrol arrests over 130 in first 48 hours of Charlotte immigration operation
Over 130 people suspected of being in the U.S. illegally have been detained in Charlotte, North Carolina, authorities said on Monday, as President Donald Trump's nationwide mass deportation campaign ramped up in the South.
reut.rs
November 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
US Border Patrol arrests over 130 in first 48 hours of Charlotte immigration operation reut.rs/43CHrsq
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"Heck of a job, Bobby."
"If the outbreaks cannot be extinguished by January, the anniversary of the first cases in Texas, the United States will lose what is known as “elimination status” as determined by the World Health Organization."
(gift link)
"If the outbreaks cannot be extinguished by January, the anniversary of the first cases in Texas, the United States will lose what is known as “elimination status” as determined by the World Health Organization."
(gift link)
C.D.C. Links Measles Outbreaks in Multiple States for the First Time
www.nytimes.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
"Heck of a job, Bobby."
"If the outbreaks cannot be extinguished by January, the anniversary of the first cases in Texas, the United States will lose what is known as “elimination status” as determined by the World Health Organization."
(gift link)
"If the outbreaks cannot be extinguished by January, the anniversary of the first cases in Texas, the United States will lose what is known as “elimination status” as determined by the World Health Organization."
(gift link)
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⚡️ BREAKING… just now… judge blocks MEMPHIS National guard deployment…
dailymemphian.com/article/5689...
dailymemphian.com/article/5689...
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
⚡️ BREAKING… just now… judge blocks MEMPHIS National guard deployment…
dailymemphian.com/article/5689...
dailymemphian.com/article/5689...
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So fancy…👇
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
November 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
So fancy…👇
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
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Andrew Paul Johnson was arraigned in a Florida court in October on multiple charges, including molesting a child as young as 11 years old.
Johnson dangled the prospect that one of the children could receive money bc...he was entitled to $10 million as part of reparations for his January 6 arrest.
Johnson dangled the prospect that one of the children could receive money bc...he was entitled to $10 million as part of reparations for his January 6 arrest.
Pardoned Capitol Rioter Tried to Hush Child Sex Victim With Promise of Jan. 6 Reparation Money, Police Say
Pardoned Capitol rioter Andrew Johnson tried to keep a child sex abuse victim quiet with claimed $10 million Jan. 6 reparations, police say.
theintercept.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Andrew Paul Johnson was arraigned in a Florida court in October on multiple charges, including molesting a child as young as 11 years old.
Johnson dangled the prospect that one of the children could receive money bc...he was entitled to $10 million as part of reparations for his January 6 arrest.
Johnson dangled the prospect that one of the children could receive money bc...he was entitled to $10 million as part of reparations for his January 6 arrest.
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The president is a pig.
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
The president is a pig.
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An interesting insult coming from a guy whose vessels are like 99% crisco
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'
people.com/donald-trump...
people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM
An interesting insult coming from a guy whose vessels are like 99% crisco
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MacKenzie Scott gave 15 donations to historically Black colleges and universities this year, adding up to more than $700 million, according to a list compiled by Marybeth Gasman, a professor at Rutgers and the executive director of the Rutgers Center for Minority Serving Institutions.
MacKenzie Scott Gives $700 Million to Historically Black Colleges
The donations to over a dozen schools come as the Trump administration is directing more funds to the historically Black institutions, too.
nyti.ms
November 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
MacKenzie Scott gave 15 donations to historically Black colleges and universities this year, adding up to more than $700 million, according to a list compiled by Marybeth Gasman, a professor at Rutgers and the executive director of the Rutgers Center for Minority Serving Institutions.
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JUST IN: A federal judge has thrown out DOJ’s lawsuit to compel NY to aid in immigration arrests at state courthouses.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
JUST IN: A federal judge has thrown out DOJ’s lawsuit to compel NY to aid in immigration arrests at state courthouses.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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DOJ didn't get a warrant for the core evidence in their case against Comey. www.muellershewrote.com/p/halligan-i...
Halligan is in DEEP trouble in the Comey case
A recording from Allison Gill's live video
www.muellershewrote.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:58 AM
DOJ didn't get a warrant for the core evidence in their case against Comey. www.muellershewrote.com/p/halligan-i...
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TL;DR: Five individuals pleaded guilty to a laptop farm and identity theft scheme that falsely created the appearance of American workers for North Korean IT jobs, involving fleets of laptops operated from US residences.
5 plead guilty to laptop farm and ID theft scheme to land North Koreans US IT jobs
Fleets of laptops run from US residences gave appearance workers were in the US.
arstechnica.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
TL;DR: Five individuals pleaded guilty to a laptop farm and identity theft scheme that falsely created the appearance of American workers for North Korean IT jobs, involving fleets of laptops operated from US residences.
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Trump doubles down on 'grab 'em by the p----' remarks in deposition tapes
YouTube video by The Telegraph
youtu.be
November 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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ICE snatched a Teenager outside of the grocery store in Charlotte NC & looks like Bovino is present to flex he’s the Big Cheese
November 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
ICE snatched a Teenager outside of the grocery store in Charlotte NC & looks like Bovino is present to flex he’s the Big Cheese
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Trump: We’re going to make the American Dream a word that—two words that you didn’t have. Remember when Biden said it’s all about three words: The American Dream. You don’t ever want to get in that situation.
November 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Trump: We’re going to make the American Dream a word that—two words that you didn’t have. Remember when Biden said it’s all about three words: The American Dream. You don’t ever want to get in that situation.
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Trump: And you know, we got rid of the drip drip water, we call it the drip drip, where it drip drips out of the sink, states with tremendous water, so much water they have nothing but problems getting rid. They had restrictions on water. It comes down from heaven, right?
November 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Trump: And you know, we got rid of the drip drip water, we call it the drip drip, where it drip drips out of the sink, states with tremendous water, so much water they have nothing but problems getting rid. They had restrictions on water. It comes down from heaven, right?
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Lawyers for Federal Reserve Governor Lisa Cook said allegations she committed mortgage fraud are “baseless” and urged the Justice Department to drop its inquiry.
Federal Reserve governor says Trump ally ‘cherry-picked’ details to make mortgage fraud claim | CNN Politics
Lawyers for Federal Reserve Governor Lisa Cook said allegations she committed mortgage fraud are “baseless” and urged the Justice Department to drop its inquiry.
www.cnn.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Lawyers for Federal Reserve Governor Lisa Cook said allegations she committed mortgage fraud are “baseless” and urged the Justice Department to drop its inquiry.
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Trump: "They had restrictions on water. It comes down from heaven. You want to wash your hands, or like me, you wash your hair. I lather up. There's no water. I won't mention the 3rd item in the bc I always get criticized. If you don't know what I'm talking about you shouldn't be owning a McDonalds"
November 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Trump: "They had restrictions on water. It comes down from heaven. You want to wash your hands, or like me, you wash your hair. I lather up. There's no water. I won't mention the 3rd item in the bc I always get criticized. If you don't know what I'm talking about you shouldn't be owning a McDonalds"
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Infant botulism as of 11/14: 23 cases, 8 newly identified. All consumed ByHeart baby formula, now recalled.
Sadly ByHeart’s initial recall was limited to just 2 Lot numbers, this may have contributed to additional illnesses.
TLDR: Stop using any ByHeart Whole Nutrition infant formula immediately!
Sadly ByHeart’s initial recall was limited to just 2 Lot numbers, this may have contributed to additional illnesses.
TLDR: Stop using any ByHeart Whole Nutrition infant formula immediately!
Infant Botulism Outbreak Linked to Infant Formula, November 2025
Details on an outbreak of infant botulism linked to infant formula, November 2025.
www.cdc.gov
November 17, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Infant botulism as of 11/14: 23 cases, 8 newly identified. All consumed ByHeart baby formula, now recalled.
Sadly ByHeart’s initial recall was limited to just 2 Lot numbers, this may have contributed to additional illnesses.
TLDR: Stop using any ByHeart Whole Nutrition infant formula immediately!
Sadly ByHeart’s initial recall was limited to just 2 Lot numbers, this may have contributed to additional illnesses.
TLDR: Stop using any ByHeart Whole Nutrition infant formula immediately!
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While we're waiting for denouement of Comey let's rate how big the lies that Lindsey the Insurance Lawyer submitted last week. 1) "There was no additional presentation, interaction, or discussion with the grand jury outside of what is reflected
in the transcript."
Absolute horseshit.
in the transcript."
Absolute horseshit.
November 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
While we're waiting for denouement of Comey let's rate how big the lies that Lindsey the Insurance Lawyer submitted last week. 1) "There was no additional presentation, interaction, or discussion with the grand jury outside of what is reflected
in the transcript."
Absolute horseshit.
in the transcript."
Absolute horseshit.
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Also, consider the situation. The foreperson SEEMS like she's experienced (MJ Vaala knew her). But she probably has never dealt with a no-bill b4, bc up until that week, a grown-up (Erik Siebert) was in charge.
But she had MORE experience than Halligan.
But she had MORE experience than Halligan.
November 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Also, consider the situation. The foreperson SEEMS like she's experienced (MJ Vaala knew her). But she probably has never dealt with a no-bill b4, bc up until that week, a grown-up (Erik Siebert) was in charge.
But she had MORE experience than Halligan.
But she had MORE experience than Halligan.
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Folks, I don't think the lawyers can make anymore sense of this.
But what APPEARS to have happened is:
1) They no-billed one count.
2) SOMEONE IN THE GOVT LEARNED THAT.
3) They put together a 2-count indictment and, w/o re-presenting the case, got them to vote for those.
The whole thing is cooked.
But what APPEARS to have happened is:
1) They no-billed one count.
2) SOMEONE IN THE GOVT LEARNED THAT.
3) They put together a 2-count indictment and, w/o re-presenting the case, got them to vote for those.
The whole thing is cooked.
"So they separated it."
That's what the only indictment against Jim Comey is.
"Count Two and Three were then put" by someone who may or may not be Lindsey Halligan "in a different package."
That's what the only indictment against Jim Comey is.
"Count Two and Three were then put" by someone who may or may not be Lindsey Halligan "in a different package."
November 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Folks, I don't think the lawyers can make anymore sense of this.
But what APPEARS to have happened is:
1) They no-billed one count.
2) SOMEONE IN THE GOVT LEARNED THAT.
3) They put together a 2-count indictment and, w/o re-presenting the case, got them to vote for those.
The whole thing is cooked.
But what APPEARS to have happened is:
1) They no-billed one count.
2) SOMEONE IN THE GOVT LEARNED THAT.
3) They put together a 2-count indictment and, w/o re-presenting the case, got them to vote for those.
The whole thing is cooked.
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A London tabloid publishes a detailed psychological profile of Greg Bovino, saying he was traumatized as a child and decided he really wanted to be a deranged and complete corrupt border agent modeling his life on Jack Nicholson in The Border (1982). His sister thinks he's a psycho.
How a family secret led Greg Bovino to lead Trump's border crackdown
Before he became the face of Trump's tough ICE policies, Border Patrol commander Greg Bovino endured a childhood marked by a family scandal that changed the trajectory of his life.
www.dailymail.co.uk
November 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
A London tabloid publishes a detailed psychological profile of Greg Bovino, saying he was traumatized as a child and decided he really wanted to be a deranged and complete corrupt border agent modeling his life on Jack Nicholson in The Border (1982). His sister thinks he's a psycho.