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This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙♀️🎄
December 11, 2024 at 2:40 AM
This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙♀️🎄
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The title of my next book, the 5th in the John Dies at the End series, has been leaked, by me. It will be called,
'THERE ARE NO GIANT CRABS IN THIS NOVEL: A Novel of Giant Crabs'
There is a free preview chapter in the paperback edition of I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom.
'THERE ARE NO GIANT CRABS IN THIS NOVEL: A Novel of Giant Crabs'
There is a free preview chapter in the paperback edition of I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom.
November 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The title of my next book, the 5th in the John Dies at the End series, has been leaked, by me. It will be called,
'THERE ARE NO GIANT CRABS IN THIS NOVEL: A Novel of Giant Crabs'
There is a free preview chapter in the paperback edition of I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom.
'THERE ARE NO GIANT CRABS IN THIS NOVEL: A Novel of Giant Crabs'
There is a free preview chapter in the paperback edition of I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom.
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"please rate your package delivery" i mean ill click the smiley face because i assume it impacts the poor bastard who delivered it but i must impress upon you that forcing both him and i into this situation is an act of utter inhumanity and furthermore that god frowns upon your deeds
September 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
"please rate your package delivery" i mean ill click the smiley face because i assume it impacts the poor bastard who delivered it but i must impress upon you that forcing both him and i into this situation is an act of utter inhumanity and furthermore that god frowns upon your deeds
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Good luck winning any elections without (checks notes) Ezra Klein?
Of course it’s fine to disagree with him, but if Ezra Klein is not welcome in the left/liberal tent, it’s a very small tent.
Good luck winning any elections.
Good luck winning any elections.
September 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Good luck winning any elections without (checks notes) Ezra Klein?
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People try to pinpoint exactly when America lost its innocence and I'm pretty sure it was in 2011 when we found out that the Mythbusters hosts couldn't stand each other
September 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
People try to pinpoint exactly when America lost its innocence and I'm pretty sure it was in 2011 when we found out that the Mythbusters hosts couldn't stand each other
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I’m fine with the Rapture as long as the man from Mars does not eat my cars and guitars and head
September 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I’m fine with the Rapture as long as the man from Mars does not eat my cars and guitars and head
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TV was better when it went "we have nothing to show you right now, we're closing down for a bit".
September 23, 2025 at 12:34 PM
TV was better when it went "we have nothing to show you right now, we're closing down for a bit".
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Good morning #jokesters! Let's share a joke and a few laughs.
Asked my son what he learned in school today.
He said “Gay men like ynoS. Lesbians favor ahamaY, and transgender people prefer esoB.
I knelt down, put my hand on his shoulder, and said
“Son, those are just backwards stereo types.”
Asked my son what he learned in school today.
He said “Gay men like ynoS. Lesbians favor ahamaY, and transgender people prefer esoB.
I knelt down, put my hand on his shoulder, and said
“Son, those are just backwards stereo types.”
a stack of electronic devices including an alesis apollo pro
Alt: a stack of electronic devices including an alesis apollo pro
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September 23, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Good morning #jokesters! Let's share a joke and a few laughs.
Asked my son what he learned in school today.
He said “Gay men like ynoS. Lesbians favor ahamaY, and transgender people prefer esoB.
I knelt down, put my hand on his shoulder, and said
“Son, those are just backwards stereo types.”
Asked my son what he learned in school today.
He said “Gay men like ynoS. Lesbians favor ahamaY, and transgender people prefer esoB.
I knelt down, put my hand on his shoulder, and said
“Son, those are just backwards stereo types.”
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One of the most bonkers things about learning about the Revolutionary War was that people used to actually read 47 page pamphlets with interest and then act on them. The past really is a foreign country
September 23, 2025 at 5:22 AM
One of the most bonkers things about learning about the Revolutionary War was that people used to actually read 47 page pamphlets with interest and then act on them. The past really is a foreign country
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Sometimes I look back at those couple of years when everybody was extremely angry about the ubiquity of "pumpkin spice" products and think maybe that was an overreaction
September 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Sometimes I look back at those couple of years when everybody was extremely angry about the ubiquity of "pumpkin spice" products and think maybe that was an overreaction
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Probably not the first person to observe this but it's interesting that a lot of people who are like "oh, I misgendered you? boo hoo" will also, if you say about their dog, "he's so cute, can I pet him?" be like "PETUNIA IS A GIRL"
September 15, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Probably not the first person to observe this but it's interesting that a lot of people who are like "oh, I misgendered you? boo hoo" will also, if you say about their dog, "he's so cute, can I pet him?" be like "PETUNIA IS A GIRL"
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Ok back to the issue of this pedo president
September 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Ok back to the issue of this pedo president
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From the Popeye wiki page:
“He also eats spinach through his pipe, sometimes sucking in the can along with the contents.”
Kinda fucked up, sailor man.
“He also eats spinach through his pipe, sometimes sucking in the can along with the contents.”
Kinda fucked up, sailor man.
September 15, 2025 at 5:05 AM
From the Popeye wiki page:
“He also eats spinach through his pipe, sometimes sucking in the can along with the contents.”
Kinda fucked up, sailor man.
“He also eats spinach through his pipe, sometimes sucking in the can along with the contents.”
Kinda fucked up, sailor man.
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The disappearance of faces in Hollywood is so depressing to me as someone whose life revolves largely around films - I need faces in my films, I need big, weird, old, asymmetrical, beautiful, expressive, uniquely imperfect faces
September 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The disappearance of faces in Hollywood is so depressing to me as someone whose life revolves largely around films - I need faces in my films, I need big, weird, old, asymmetrical, beautiful, expressive, uniquely imperfect faces
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September 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles
"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys
September 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles
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One thing I learned in the aftermath of 9/11 is that it's not healthy for a society to have a horrific event replayed on every screen over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over for YEARS, to the point that you literally can't avoid it.
September 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
One thing I learned in the aftermath of 9/11 is that it's not healthy for a society to have a horrific event replayed on every screen over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over for YEARS, to the point that you literally can't avoid it.
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What a week. Definitely making a couple pitchers of Beef Fizz tomorrow.
September 11, 2025 at 10:01 PM
What a week. Definitely making a couple pitchers of Beef Fizz tomorrow.
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Movies portray firefights happening right next to the enemy because they need to get both parties in the same frame. In reality, if rifles couldn't shoot farther than you can see, scopes wouldn't exist as a product. 200 yards with a rifle & scope is nothing for anyone with some practice.
September 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Movies portray firefights happening right next to the enemy because they need to get both parties in the same frame. In reality, if rifles couldn't shoot farther than you can see, scopes wouldn't exist as a product. 200 yards with a rifle & scope is nothing for anyone with some practice.
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Every story like this makes it incredibly clear the average person has no idea how guns work, despite our country and culture being full of them. Hell, I even remember JFK conspiracists insisting that 80 yards was a near-impossible shot with a rifle. That's nothing!
September 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Every story like this makes it incredibly clear the average person has no idea how guns work, despite our country and culture being full of them. Hell, I even remember JFK conspiracists insisting that 80 yards was a near-impossible shot with a rifle. That's nothing!
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A: you are subhuman filth and you should be killed.
B: what a great debate.
B: what a great debate.
September 11, 2025 at 12:43 PM
A: you are subhuman filth and you should be killed.
B: what a great debate.
B: what a great debate.
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Does the Trending tags section always look like the worst We Didn't Start The Fire verse
September 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Does the Trending tags section always look like the worst We Didn't Start The Fire verse