Stu Royall
@stubot.bsky.social
Creative director, writer and occasional filmmaker at BBH London. Please don’t be like Threads
💼 https://sturoyall.com/
💼 https://sturoyall.com/
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I've got tabs open that are older than Owen Cooper
September 15, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I've got tabs open that are older than Owen Cooper
what in the elon musk?
June 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
what in the elon musk?
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getting into the shower: terrible, annoying
being in the shower: glorious, amazing
getting out of the shower: terrible, annoying
being in the shower: glorious, amazing
getting out of the shower: terrible, annoying
June 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
getting into the shower: terrible, annoying
being in the shower: glorious, amazing
getting out of the shower: terrible, annoying
being in the shower: glorious, amazing
getting out of the shower: terrible, annoying
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An entire industry is saying “fictional employees who openly lie to you and cost fifty billion dollars a year to maintain are the future of the economy”
June 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
An entire industry is saying “fictional employees who openly lie to you and cost fifty billion dollars a year to maintain are the future of the economy”
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Thoroughly amused by Americans not recognising Jurgen Klopp and discussing the 'new Trivago guy'
June 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Thoroughly amused by Americans not recognising Jurgen Klopp and discussing the 'new Trivago guy'
This has to go wrong at least once a day
May 29, 2025 at 11:04 AM
This has to go wrong at least once a day
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It’s *that* time of the year to repeat the message that once caused my face to be the centre of a window display of fans in the Chichester branch of Rymans.
May 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
It’s *that* time of the year to repeat the message that once caused my face to be the centre of a window display of fans in the Chichester branch of Rymans.
“what if air tried to murder you” - god inventing hay fever
April 29, 2025 at 8:50 AM
“what if air tried to murder you” - god inventing hay fever
Genuinely the most insane project I've ever worked on #MentosFizzooka
March 24, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Genuinely the most insane project I've ever worked on #MentosFizzooka
Got something fun dropping tomorrow 🤫 #MentosFizzooka
March 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Got something fun dropping tomorrow 🤫 #MentosFizzooka
trying out a new catchphrase
March 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
trying out a new catchphrase
Put my big coat away. You can blame me in a week when it’s snowing
March 10, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Put my big coat away. You can blame me in a week when it’s snowing
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left my screenplay unattended in soho
February 26, 2025 at 9:46 AM
left my screenplay unattended in soho
think my watch is broken
February 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
think my watch is broken
by age 40 you should have a house, two kids, a cat and 17 pepper mills
A website devoted to the many pepper mills designed by Jens Quistgaard.
www.quistgaardpepper.com
Made for Dansk Designs from 1954 for three decades.
www.quistgaardpepper.com
Made for Dansk Designs from 1954 for three decades.
January 22, 2025 at 11:52 AM
by age 40 you should have a house, two kids, a cat and 17 pepper mills
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A little comic about desire paths.
January 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
A little comic about desire paths.
Starting a new tube of toothpaste: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Finishing a tube of toothpaste: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Finishing a tube of toothpaste: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
January 14, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Starting a new tube of toothpaste: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Finishing a tube of toothpaste: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Finishing a tube of toothpaste: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
@davedye1.bsky.social The sincerest flattery
January 13, 2025 at 10:27 AM
@davedye1.bsky.social The sincerest flattery
I’m so tired
This $400 Brisk It smart grill has generative AI
This $400 Brisk It smart grill has generative AI
Now we’re cooking. Or rather, AI is.
buff.ly
January 6, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I’m so tired
lads, I don’t want to be rash but I think this year is a flop, let’s just sack it off and start 2026 now
January 6, 2025 at 9:32 AM
lads, I don’t want to be rash but I think this year is a flop, let’s just sack it off and start 2026 now