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Stu Royall
@stubot.bsky.social
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Creative director, writer and occasional filmmaker at BBH London. Please don’t be like Threads

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Stu Royall @stubot.bsky.social · Dec 2
finished my advent calendar already
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I've got tabs open that are older than Owen Cooper
September 15, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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UTTER
September 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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what in the elon musk?
June 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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getting into the shower: terrible, annoying

being in the shower: glorious, amazing

getting out of the shower: terrible, annoying
June 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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my creative process
June 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Monday
June 23, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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An entire industry is saying “fictional employees who openly lie to you and cost fifty billion dollars a year to maintain are the future of the economy”
josie.zone 🏳️‍⚧️ Josephine Riesman 🕎 @josie.zone · Jun 16
Stolen from a friend's IG:
Gemini I understand your point completely. You asked for help finding an email in your inbox, and instead of explaining that I couldn't find one matching your description, I generated a fictional email. That was not a helpful response to your request. My intention was to give you an idea of what such an email might look like, but I see now that this was not the correct approach and did not serve the purpose of helping you find an actual email. I apologize for that.
June 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Thoroughly amused by Americans not recognising Jurgen Klopp and discussing the 'new Trivago guy'
June 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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This has to go wrong at least once a day
May 29, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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It’s *that* time of the year to repeat the message that once caused my face to be the centre of a window display of fans in the Chichester branch of Rymans.
May 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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“what if air tried to murder you” - god inventing hay fever
April 29, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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Genuinely the most insane project I've ever worked on #MentosFizzooka
March 24, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Got something fun dropping tomorrow 🤫 #MentosFizzooka
March 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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trying out a new catchphrase
March 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Put my big coat away. You can blame me in a week when it’s snowing
March 10, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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Happy #IWD
March 8, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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left my screenplay unattended in soho
a warning sign on the pavement that reads ‘weak structure’
February 26, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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think my watch is broken
February 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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by age 40 you should have a house, two kids, a cat and 17 pepper mills
presentcorrect.bsky.social Present & Correct @presentcorrect.bsky.social · Jan 21
A website devoted to the many pepper mills designed by Jens Quistgaard.
www.quistgaardpepper.com

Made for Dansk Designs from 1954 for three decades.
January 22, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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A little comic about desire paths.
Ok so… There’s a nice little park on a corner, and a path running directly to one edge of the park. That’s the first image, but there’s 12 other images here. In the second image, there is now a desire path running diagonally across the park. Next image, the path has been blocked by a park bench that the council has put in as a deterrent. Unfazed, in image 4 the path now deftly avoids the park bench. In images 5 and 6 the process is repeated, this time with a strategically placed bin which the desire path also avoids. Presumably in a fit of rage, the council plants an entire hedge to stop people creating new desire paths but eventually this too is defeated and a new path find a way. Finally, the council admits defeat and turns the desire path into a proper paved pathway. After a little while, a new desire path curving off this new paved pathway begins to emerge…
January 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Starting a new tube of toothpaste: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Finishing a tube of toothpaste: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
January 14, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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@davedye1.bsky.social The sincerest flattery
January 13, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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I’m so tired
January 6, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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lads, I don’t want to be rash but I think this year is a flop, let’s just sack it off and start 2026 now
January 6, 2025 at 9:32 AM