Tom Strycker Hull
stryckertom.bsky.social
Tom Strycker Hull
@stryckertom.bsky.social
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Not sure how to balance self promotion AND shitposting? Embrace chaos and combine the two.

www.origintradegoods.com buy #hotsauce
www.queerkentucky.com support #lgbtq communities
January 17, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Boy dinner
December 24, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Top 3 Disney princesses are:

Moana
Merida
Mulan
December 16, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Definitely forgot how much I love the alchemical nature of fermentation. This is fermented strawberry/jalapeno powder I made from the spent waste from a hot sauce I'm working on. Would otherwise go to waste, now it can also season food.
#food #fermentation #spices #hotsauce
December 15, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Reposted by Tom Strycker Hull
MY LITTLE HEALTHCARE BUSINESS TIP FOR THE DAY IS TO NOT MAKE IT EASIER TO ASSASSINATE YOUR CEO THAN IT IS TO GET IN-NETWORK THERAPY
December 5, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Wtf are "MCBLING STRUT POP" and "INDIE SLEAZE SKATEBOARDING PUNK" and why can't Spotify just call me a slur like other people
December 5, 2024 at 10:02 PM
What if, in the most fantastic twist ever, media outlets had denied UHC coverage with their press release?
December 5, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Please enjoy this screenshot of the ratio on the UHC CEO assassination announcement.
December 5, 2024 at 4:01 PM
@keithdecent.bsky.social I am approaching my final form #spotifywrapped
December 4, 2024 at 11:06 PM
I am not sure if my lack of engagement is due to not being funny or because I am only following NPR people and one woodworker who has been falsely claiming I am not funny for 24 years or so
December 3, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Reposted by Tom Strycker Hull
Googling Franz Kafka and being fed a nightmarish tangle of inaccurate AI overviews, YouTube shorts, and Reddit threads about open source streaming platforms:

“Damn, if only there was a word for this…”
December 3, 2024 at 7:11 AM
@keithdecent.bsky.social why don't you have a daily project update post called morning wood do you hate comedy
December 3, 2024 at 3:03 PM
If No Doubt released "Bathwater" today the Internet would just call them simps and move on
December 3, 2024 at 1:09 PM
New ramen bowls are self care
December 3, 2024 at 1:08 AM
I don't understand. If I were president when the supreme court ruled I had immunity for like everything I would simply start doing all the crimes I could at my opponent.
December 2, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Everybody acting shocked about Hunter today like we're not about to have a daily TMZ segment next year called "Pardon Me?"
December 2, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Boy are you ready for this spaghetti or whatever Beyoncé said
December 2, 2024 at 7:39 PM
How does Knocked loose on Jimmy Kimmel even work planning wise is the schedule like
12:00 jokes
12:15 interview
12:25 OPEN THAT FUCKING PIT
December 1, 2024 at 4:07 AM
So do they just give you the Confederate flag and the Swastika decal AT the GMC dealership or does it get mailed to you with your title
November 30, 2024 at 6:21 PM
In my attempts to set up a second tank to house one of my axolotls I ended up breaking the lid by sitting my fat ass on it. Almost got through this weekend with no store trip.

Tempered glass my ass.
November 30, 2024 at 4:59 PM
"1983, so you're like 40 something?"

"How DARE you use math against me like this wtf did I ever do to you"
November 29, 2024 at 6:41 PM
There were no pictures because I was busy but let me tell you the mashed potatoes and turkey were fire
November 29, 2024 at 6:37 PM
If you want to try my stuff this is a great option:
www.origintradegoods.com/products/dis...

If you want political representation then remember it that starts with local elections and the Democratic Party are just Republicans in (bad) liberal cosplay. Happy holidays!
#food #hotsauce #themoreyouknow
Discovery Box
A sampling of sauces, spices, and jerky. Contains -Delta Queen, Kentucky Queen, and Killer Queen -Bayou and Roadhouse -Original Jerky
www.origintradegoods.com
November 29, 2024 at 6:36 PM
No shit post today. I spent the day with people I love, cooking and eating good food. I hope you did too.
November 29, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Blocking right wing nut jobs is hitting them with the Skeetriot Act
November 27, 2024 at 6:31 PM