Turkey St. Blaize 🍂🦃✨
@stroblaizer.bsky.social
Queer / 30s / Final Fantasy / Kingdom Hearts / Bioshock / Silent Hill / Fatal Frame / Metaphor minors DNI
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a blue and yellow turtle with a cannon on its back is dancing
Alt: Blastoise vibing dancing in the rain. Gif
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Welcome to my page. If you don’t bring this vibe, please change immediately.
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Trying to think of the worst 4 known-quantity trans women he could have lunch with. I’m pretty sure I’ve got it. A real nightmare cunt rotation
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Trying to think of the worst 4 known-quantity trans women he could have lunch with. I’m pretty sure I’ve got it. A real nightmare cunt rotation
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daily rory #14:
spirals
spirals
November 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
daily rory #14:
spirals
spirals
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It’s been a year to the day we bought (and then didn’t, for reasons we still don’t fully know) InfoWars. We’re still trying. In the year since, we built The Onion into one of the biggest newspapers in the United States. I’m so proud of this place. I’m proud we do hard stuff. Thank you for caring.
November 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
It’s been a year to the day we bought (and then didn’t, for reasons we still don’t fully know) InfoWars. We’re still trying. In the year since, we built The Onion into one of the biggest newspapers in the United States. I’m so proud of this place. I’m proud we do hard stuff. Thank you for caring.
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Very much hating the "why would anyone want to be with a teenage girl they're so stupid and terrible" jokes.
Maybe we should actually stop treating this demographic like shit. Seems like they've been through enough, huh?
Maybe we should actually stop treating this demographic like shit. Seems like they've been through enough, huh?
November 14, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Very much hating the "why would anyone want to be with a teenage girl they're so stupid and terrible" jokes.
Maybe we should actually stop treating this demographic like shit. Seems like they've been through enough, huh?
Maybe we should actually stop treating this demographic like shit. Seems like they've been through enough, huh?
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If I choose not to take my sleeping pill on time I deserve what happens
November 14, 2025 at 7:26 AM
If I choose not to take my sleeping pill on time I deserve what happens
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Twilight Kyoto | Sekino Jun’ichirō
Woodblock Print
Woodblock Print
November 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Twilight Kyoto | Sekino Jun’ichirō
Woodblock Print
Woodblock Print
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Banning being on one because of elder abuse is literally antisexualism
November 14, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Banning being on one because of elder abuse is literally antisexualism
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scientologists bottoms douching
🤝
going clear
🤝
going clear
November 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
scientologists bottoms douching
🤝
going clear
🤝
going clear
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If you show this image to a tech bro they will spend 11 trillion dollars and burn every tree on the planet to keep the goose alive
November 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
If you show this image to a tech bro they will spend 11 trillion dollars and burn every tree on the planet to keep the goose alive
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BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
November 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
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Him: “You don’t understand men or women. Women enjoy being with older men”
Me: “These weren’t women they were children”
Him: “Wrong. They were young women, little women, junior women”
Stop defending raping children. Stop changing the language.
Stop telling on yourselves
Me: “These weren’t women they were children”
Him: “Wrong. They were young women, little women, junior women”
Stop defending raping children. Stop changing the language.
Stop telling on yourselves
November 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Him: “You don’t understand men or women. Women enjoy being with older men”
Me: “These weren’t women they were children”
Him: “Wrong. They were young women, little women, junior women”
Stop defending raping children. Stop changing the language.
Stop telling on yourselves
Me: “These weren’t women they were children”
Him: “Wrong. They were young women, little women, junior women”
Stop defending raping children. Stop changing the language.
Stop telling on yourselves
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im not gonna lie i popped off more at the stars lining up at "mr gay" more than the trailer itself
November 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
im not gonna lie i popped off more at the stars lining up at "mr gay" more than the trailer itself
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Goodness me, I stayed up late reading and it’s already Partially Muscled Skeleton Screaming by the Perimeter Fence Day. Hope you’ve all been good this year!
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Goodness me, I stayed up late reading and it’s already Partially Muscled Skeleton Screaming by the Perimeter Fence Day. Hope you’ve all been good this year!
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crazy
IG em_clarkson
IG em_clarkson
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
crazy
IG em_clarkson
IG em_clarkson
getting the taint surgery
November 14, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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The age of the personal brand is dead and the way forward is collective artist co-ops like Dropout
The idea of conforming to ever changing platforms that are never satisfied with your output is insane and unsustainable. Relying on each other is what will help artists survive
The idea of conforming to ever changing platforms that are never satisfied with your output is insane and unsustainable. Relying on each other is what will help artists survive
November 13, 2025 at 9:55 AM
The age of the personal brand is dead and the way forward is collective artist co-ops like Dropout
The idea of conforming to ever changing platforms that are never satisfied with your output is insane and unsustainable. Relying on each other is what will help artists survive
The idea of conforming to ever changing platforms that are never satisfied with your output is insane and unsustainable. Relying on each other is what will help artists survive
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I like how full text search of every book and human thought ever was a SOLVED PROBLEM in 2001, and now dicks at search engines and my own phone – a piece of silicon faster to respond than God was ever imagined in scripture – prevent it from working, _as a retroactive infantilizing design choice_.
November 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I like how full text search of every book and human thought ever was a SOLVED PROBLEM in 2001, and now dicks at search engines and my own phone – a piece of silicon faster to respond than God was ever imagined in scripture – prevent it from working, _as a retroactive infantilizing design choice_.
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Tomorrow I tell a room full of judges that originalism in any form should not be used in separation of powers cases and in fact is not being used in separation of powers cases, and judges should be transparent about all that.
That’s all.
Wish me luck :).
That’s all.
Wish me luck :).
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Tomorrow I tell a room full of judges that originalism in any form should not be used in separation of powers cases and in fact is not being used in separation of powers cases, and judges should be transparent about all that.
That’s all.
Wish me luck :).
That’s all.
Wish me luck :).
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